I was thinking that when he was doing his speech at the end but that would be the worst/weirdest retcon cause it's never really been a morose conversation? idk.
What kind of life is this for a cat? Cats don't understand the concept of fame and I'm pretty sure they don't like to be held constantly under super bright lights in strange places! And that's literally all this cat does now? Like... cute cat, for sure. But maybe we should let cute cats be cute cats on their own and not pass it around like it's a flippin' football (or something else you pass around, I don't know.).
Wow I was worried my favourite author/screenwriter/choreographer/videographer had gone away but I think it's safe to say 2013 is the Year Of The Katherine Chloe Cahoon's Single Women's Guide To Meeting European Men: The Movie!
Why can't I stream this? The link takes me to a page in iTunes with just a picture of JT and the words "Justin Timberlake" and I am freaking out because I want to stream it.
I feel like Joss Whedon was having a party with his friends who are also actors that have all been in his productions and they were talking about the play and they were all like "yeah that's a p good play" and then Whedon was like "Yeah well I mean it's already written obv, want to film it rn?" and then they did.
The weird thing about awards is regular people scream "AWARDS ARE MEANINGLESS" and everyone agrees mostly. But then when the people who are slightly closer to the possibility of winning an award scream "AWARDS ARE MEANINGLESS" the regular people don't believe them.
New Girl is such a good show and I never would have expected it to be? At first I wasn't sure if it was just a "good show" as in "good enough because I only work 15 hours a week but am not in school or anything so I literally have way too much time on my hands" but now that I don't have any goddamned time I still watch it so that means it's good. But still, I am still surprised how good it is every week.
One time when I was drunk I bought a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of smart water and I don't know what on earth was going on in my head because I don't smoke and I ended up throwing up the expensive water anyway. The only reason I bought the smart water was because it had a good looking bottle but that stuff doesn't so what is the point?
It's a really good song though and if we were assigning points to things it would get 8 points out of a maximum of 10 but then it would have half a point deducted every time someone makes a new Harlem Shake video which gives it a zero because we don't do negative numbers on this internet grading system I just made up.
I'm wondering how most people are capable of working 8/9-4/5 cause like I'm going on a month of working full time and I want to barf jeeze I am not meant to wake up before like 10am at the earliest. And I have to do this for the rest of my life? I'm still waiting for the unsolicited job offer for a position where someone pays me a million dollars a year to watch X-Files at home but I don't think that kind of job exists.
Do you ever write something and hope that there wont be an accidental line break and you try kind of hard to make it either super concise or draw it out so that maybe hopefully you don't end up with two words on their own line but no matter hard you try you end up doing it anyway? That is a pretty good metaphor for life I think.
I'm at work so I can't watch the whole video or hear what I can watch but I'm trying to think of a situation in which you would not only allow a man to move his hand like that with sharp claws attached to the end but you would allow him to do it right beside your head (which is ARGUABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR BODY) AND you would let him do it blindfolded but I can't think of any reason other than this is just a dream and I'm not actually at work.
It doesn't matter because it will never live up to any expectations anyone might have for it because Star Wars nerds are insatiable dingus heads who will forever compare it to a trilogy of films that were created before they were born. I mean not even a trilogy because they don't like half the shit in the original trilogy anyway.
Listened to this a few times since yesterday. I was the slightest bit weary that it couldn't compete with Gorilla Manor but I'm very much satisfied. We'll see if it has the same lasting effect on me though.
I was trying to follow this on Twitter last night but gave up pretty quick (I couldn't tell if they were joking or not which kind of sums up DRs entire existence). Kind of a bummer as I dig them together more than separately but dig them enough separately to not be too bummed. Better to have two people doing what they want than one group doing what other people want.
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