Corky Anderson

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I am pleased that the ‘jam still got dat touch!

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July 14, 2013 on Pearl Jam – “Mind Your Manners”

Kanye Vs. Beatles:

(Kanye)
[Hook]
I am a god
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(Beatles)
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob goo goo g’joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob goo goo g’joob goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob goo

The Beatles wrote all of their own songs, had one producer,
one engineer, could actually play instruments
and sing ( well).
The Kanye Kool-Aid is an affront to the
treasure trove of great musical legacy from
America and in general. That the
Stereogum boards lit up like dim
lightbulbs praising Kanye’s sub-par
Death Grips tribute make me
puke many shades of
disgust.
That is all.
C.A.
P.S. On a sie note, Devotion is my top Beach House record, it’s chociest cut being ‘Gila’, which I do agree on. Move it two spots closer to the top and I’m a happy camper.

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July 11, 2013 on The 10 Best Beach House Songs

Corky Anderson | Posted at 1:54pm 0

Kanye Vs. Beatles:

(Kanye)
[Hook]
I am a god
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(Beatles)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she’s gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh…

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high

Newpaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you’re gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh…

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

The Beatles wrote all of their own songs, had one producer, one engineer, could actually play instruments and sing ( well). The Kanye Kool-Aid is an affront to the treasure trove of great musical legacy from America and in general. That the Stereogum boards lit up like dim lightbulbs praising Kanye’s sub-par Death Grips tribute make me puke many shades of disgust.
That is all.
C.A.

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July 11, 2013 on Kanye West – “Black Skinhead” Video

Kanye Vs. Beatles:

(Kanye)
[Hook]
I am a god
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(Beatles)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she’s gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh…

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high

Newpaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you’re gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh…

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

The Beatles wrote all of their own songs, had one producer, one engineer, could actually play instruments and sing ( well). The Kanye Kool-Aid is an affront to the treasure trove of great musical legacy from America and in general. That the Stereogum boards lit up like dim lightbulbs praising Kanye’s sub-par Death Grips tribute make me puke many shades of disgust.
That is all.
C.A.

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July 11, 2013 on Premature Evaluation: Kanye West: Yeezus

Hi Kitty Kat. I came back out of retirement in my Troll old folks home just to let you know my jaw hit the floor when I read you comparing Kanye West to The Beatles.

Kanye Vs. Beatles:

(Kanye)
[Hook]
I am a god
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(Beatles)
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob goo goo g’joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob goo goo g’joob goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob goo

The Beatles wrote all of their own songs, had one producer, one engineer, could actually play instruments and sing ( well). The Kanye Kool-Aid is an affront to the treasure trove of great musical legacy from America and in general. That the Stereogum boards lit up like dim lightbulbs praising Kanye’s sub-par Death Grips tribute make me puke many shades of disgust.
That is all.
C.A.

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July 11, 2013 on She & Him Are The Latest Act To Ban Camera Phones Via Patronizing Signage

I havn’t posted on these boards since our last convo. Been enjoying being the stereogum avatar reinvention of being a non troll. As always KidChair, most of your posts are the ones I like and agree with most. We’ve talked on these boards many times without me wearing the Corky mask. We both like me better that way :) Cheers

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July 11, 2013 on Deconstructing: Deafheaven, Disclosure, And Crossing Over

Speak of the devil and he shall appear. I havn’t posted on these boards since our last convo. Been enjoying being the stereogum avatar reinvention of being a non troll. As always KidChair, most of your posts are the ones I like and agree with most. We’ve talked on these boards many times without me wearing the Corky mask. We both like me better that way :) Cheers.

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July 11, 2013 on Premature Evaluation: Jay-Z Magna Carta Holy Grail

Give me enough downvotes, and this weekend I shall lift the veil and expose my alter-ego. I am somebody on this board. Downvote me into the ground and as a reward I’ll let y’all know which one of y’all I am.

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April 30, 2013 on Neutral Milk Hotel Reunite

Yeah, I’m retired from trolling, but I’ll still occasionally post here and there, innocuous things. In the past, I’ve gotten multiple IPS banned from the board for my corky-isms, so I’m respecting the ‘gum forum now. Plus I ended up pissing off people I actually like on the board.
Anyway Oblivion, those are the facts. And read my post on Amanda Palmer. Dammit, I’m going to start adding to music conversation :)
Cork’

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April 23, 2013 on Read Amanda Palmer’s “A Poem For Dzhokhar”

ATTENTION-Stereogum, Scott, writers and staff. Thanks for putting up with my puerile shenanigans that have sadly gotten me banned ( but deservedly so). I wish to return to the gum, but not as Corky. It is with a heavy heart, but a deep knowing in my Ivy League gut that I must put Corky to permanent rest ( perhaps I will spray the sheets first) and with that, I thank you for all the annoying incredulous paths of trolling schtick that Scott and the ‘gum tolerated until I got banned. Scott, I’m sorry for the bears masquerading as Bowie, and I’m sorry for my upvote naughtiness. Forgive me but I do believe I upvoted you 41 times.( Bows head in shame). But seriously, Corky is going to be gone for good now .
To the guys and the gals on the gum, Awesome Opposum, Nathan Christenson ( pardon if I misspelled your name wrong), Michael_ Billycorganwhenhehadhair, Raptor Jesus, Honlads and KidChair, and that chick that had the real long name, you guys were corky’s favourites :)
P.S. Awesome Opposum you should post more. It would be muchos awesome!
Peace…and goodbye.
*bang*
(Corky’s mom-“Corky!!!!! You just shot yourself in the mouth with a flare gun!!!!)

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April 22, 2013 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Honlads and KidChair, ,thanks for the understanding. I wish Mediator Bear was present for this ( Joking). But yes, I let the trolling thing get out of hand for sure. It was really immature and I’m sure Scott was at first amused but increasingly annoyed ( especially after the Bowie fiasco). But deep inside, I’m just like you guys on the gum-music lover, hipster ( used to live in L.A. and might head back) and not a mean bone in my small freaky little body. So yes. No more trolling with Corky. I’ll set up something now to take Corky out in style. Honlads, I dig the pic. BTW, Michael_ made a post and I suggest we upvote him for comment of the week, as in the right or wrong or night, Michael_ took a lot of shit and it blew into a needless shitstorm. The dude’s a pretty great writer. I like to stick up for the underdog. Peace.
-L

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April 22, 2013 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

I saw her live and while she wowed me with her braying of a voice, I was mighty thankfull that she didn’t sing originals. I think there’s an obvious trail where she is increasingly going off the deep end for whatever reason(s) and she very well may be a kind of indie Courtney Love in 10 years if the girl best not behave her self.

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April 22, 2013 on Read Amanda Palmer’s “A Poem For Dzhokhar”

I actually wrote this (in all caps because apparently my chosen screen name started appearing minutes letter with really crass asinine things to possibly make it appear like I wrote them as well), but for one, Corky’s going to show the ‘gum he’s got a little pro-social activism in his geeky bones and re-paste my feelings on this gal who really is pretty shameful-

HEY AMANDA PALMER…I KNOW YOU’VE PROVEN TO BE INCREDIBLY INSENSITIVE TO PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES IN A BID FOR EXTRA MEDIA PUSH ATTENTION SEEKING, BUT THIS IS A NEW LOW, EVEN FOR YOU. WHY NOT WRITE A “POEM” FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE MANY WOUNDED RUNNERS WHO LOST ARMS AND LEGS AND ARE FOREVER TRAPPED IN LIMBO. WHY GLORIFY THE VICARIOUS MUSINGS OF A PSYCHOTIC TERRORIST? YOU AMAZE ME…DEEP INSIDE THERE IS AN ILLNESS IN YOU APPARENTLY THAT CALLS EVIL GOOD AND GOOD EVIL. NOTHING OF SOCIAL CONSEQUENCE CAN COME OUT OF THIS “POEM” TRYING TO FOCUS ON AN EVIL TERRORIST, EVEN THOUGH YOU APPARENTLY FEEL SO. I HAD A SEMBLANCE OF ADMIRATION FOR SOME OF YOUR MUSIC ( THE NON CLOYING CLAUSTROPHOBIC KIND), BUT FOREVER I WILL DISASSOCIATE MYSELF FROM YOU AND YOUR BAND, WHOEVER YOU OPEN FOR OR WHATEVER FESTIVAL YOU PLAY. AREN’T YOU FROM BOSTON? WHY NOT A THINK PIECE ABOUT THE WALKING WOUNDED AND A THOUGHTFUL MEMORIAL FOR THE DEAD? LIBERAL LIBERAL LIBERAL EPIC FAIL.UTTERLY DISGUSTING.

-I’m also aware that the irony in trolling is that it constitutes as attention seeking, But alas. Shame on her. Female morrisey, just not as pretty.

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April 22, 2013 on Read Amanda Palmer’s “A Poem For Dzhokhar”

Michael_, the bears and I missed you.

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April 22, 2013 on Read Amanda Palmer’s “A Poem For Dzhokhar”

Very well.

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April 22, 2013 on Stream Deerhunter Monomania

NME just tweeted their alter-egos via this ( which I quickly screenshot) but which has since been taken down :(

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April 22, 2013 on Daft Punk – “Get Lucky”

Bah. Banned. No love for Corky but Rubjon has free reign.

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April 22, 2013 on Stream Deerhunter Monomania

trying to dig these lads, but all I can think of is this-

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April 22, 2013 on Stream Deerhunter Monomania