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 +4Posted on Jun 14th | re: Kanye West Yeezus Comment Party (306 comments)

Yeah, perfect subject matter to couple with lynching. Oh wait…

 +9Posted on Mar 11th | re: Stream Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience (87 comments)

We could all tell from your avatar. Keep it nasty, Maverick.

 -1Posted on Jan 25th | re: Coachella 2013 Lineup (163 comments)

Great. I love to see a list of tons of bands I would like to see in LA that won’t be playing in town because they got boatloads of cash to perform in the desert.

 +2Posted on Jan 17th | re: The 10 Best Beck Songs (143 comments)

“The production here would open the doors for ’90s royalty like Fatboy Slim, the Chemical Brothers, and the Prodigy, giving their particular brand of electronic mishmash the clout to contend with the likes of Collective Soul and U2 in the charts.”

While they weren’t doing it that well, U2 was trying very hard to make “electronic mishmash” in the ’90s. Achtung Baby didn’t have a ton but was great, Zooropa in ’93 had a lot and was okay, and then Pop came out in ’97 and had the most and was bad. The point is, they shouldn’t be identified with Collective Soul and they weren’t on the charts.

 -1Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: Jack White Blunderbuss (43 comments)

I always go deep on the crazies. It’s a weakness.

 -3Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: Jack White Blunderbuss (43 comments)

Being a dick is not the best ad for your website, Jordy. And calling out an established writer is a Busch League, recent grad move.

 +1Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: NYTimes Profiles Seapunk (15 comments)

“It’s the toxic waste of 2012,” he said. On March 9, Mr. Amobi will hold a slimepunk rave in Brooklyn during the Arts Not Fair. “It’s going to be the saddest rave you’ve ever been to.”

Wait that Bill Hader/Stefan sketch is real?

 +8Posted on Feb 21st, 2012 | re: Odd Future - "Rella" Video (NSFW) (96 comments)

This shit is timeless. People are going to look back in 20 years at this monumental group and…fart?

 -1Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Ben Folds Five Prep Spring LP (8 comments)

I don’t think you can tarnish merely “good.” If Pavement didn’t tarnish — and I don’t believe they did — I don’t think BFF can.

 +16Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Premature Evaluation: Lana Del Rey Born To Die (224 comments)

The dislikes are less to do with Goblin and more to do with you trolling/stupidity.

If Colin and Harry Potter approve then everybody else must be wrong. They (and you) are the only arbiters that mean anything.

 +5Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: Jay-Z - "Glory" (Feat. B.I.C.) (9 comments)

Love those new parents who have their first kid and act like they’re the very first parents on earth.

 -2Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: Tyler, The Creator Arrested For Vandalism (32 comments)

Yeah, there are so many reasons to hit sound guys you don’t know. If you’re not happy with the sound, you HAVE to hit them, right? That’s completely normal and sane. And so are you, lil wayne disciple. CONTEXT.

 +2Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: Lana Del Rey - "Off To The Races" (Studio Version) (37 comments)

That’s a real interesting comment. Check out what I think of it here: http://www.fuckoffspammer.com

 +2Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 Albums Of 2011 (147 comments)

And yet we’ll all still live. Big surprise about Girls being #3 on the Vibe list though. St. Vincent was a little low at Source, too. #21 I think.

 -5Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: Lana Del Rey - "Born To Die" (Official Audio, Topless Video) (69 comments)

If that’s hilarious, you should go watch Bridesmaids. Actually, Jack and Jill sounds like it’s more your speed.

 +3Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Rihanna Talk That Talk Comment Party (54 comments)

You do realize there is a middle ground between hating everything mainstream and just blindly following the flock. It is possible to not like Rihanna while still giving some credence to mainstream pop. I don’t have a particularly strong opinion about this album, mostly because at best it’s disposable pop that isn’t about anything.

Interesting to see all these 20 year old reissues coming out this year. Nirvana and Achtung and everything. Say what you want but Rihanna’s best album is pimple on the ass of “mainstream hits” 20 years ago.

 +2Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: Coldplay Return To SNL (13 comments)

It really makes you respect the frontman, and it shows while singers sans instruments don’t really exist anymore. That shit is hard to do in a rock band. Every semi-awkward move Bono has ever made looks like gold now.

 -1Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Win A U2 Achtung Baby Limited Edition Vinyl Box Set (156 comments)

One, but only the LP version. Can’t stand it live.

 -1Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Real Estate Days Comment Party (37 comments)

You seem terrible. But you probably already know that.

 +2Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Coldplay Mylo Xyloto Comment Party (87 comments)

Yep. My teeth actually started to hurt listening to it. They so desperately want to be more than pop but they are either desperately afraid of losing fans or desperately in need of more creativity.

 -1Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Coldplay Mylo Xyloto Comment Party (87 comments)

lol @ old people going to work n people who don’t know tyler the creator will be remembered in 80 years

 +4Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: Coldplay Mylo Xyloto Comment Party (87 comments)

If Rush of Blood, a good album, is their Achtung Baby, one of the best albums of all time, I fear for Coldplay’s future.

 +2Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Jack White Covers U2's "Love Is Blindness" (5 comments)

Um, if that’s what they sound like then the answer is yes. You’re gross.

 -1Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: Radiohead, No Doubt Rumored For Next Year's Coachella (10 comments)

Oh, you mean Coachella 2013?