Matthew Tester

Comments from Matthew Tester

There and back again...and again...
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October 24, 2012 on Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll
In the episode, when Herschel asks Lori, "You know who doesn't give a shit about that?" the response should have been: "Gabe."
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October 15, 2012 on The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread
Yeah, Gabe. It's your JOB to recap Walking Dead. Otherwise they wouldn't call it WORK they would call it FUN TIME HAPPYLAND.
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October 15, 2012 on The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread
Pfft. Let's see him do it with a Rubik's Revenge.
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October 10, 2012 on A Few Things That Would Be More Impressive Than This Video
It turns out that fainting on infomercials is an INTERNATIONAL PROBLEM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qca_TAM-odA&feature=player_embedded Hopefully the candidates plan to address this issue at the next debate.
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October 8, 2012 on ABC: Always Be Continuing-To-Sell-After-Someone-Faints
227 Pennsylvania Avenue?
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October 8, 2012 on That’s Your TV Show: The First Family
This is the best female deodorant commercial that I have ever seen.
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October 8, 2012 on Katherine Chloe Cahoon’s Music Video Is Here, Perfect
Sorry, Mario. Your touchdown is in another stadium.
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October 8, 2012 on Ohio State Marching Band Expose Themselves As NERDS!
Minus Wallace Shawn, plus Jayden Smith.
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October 5, 2012 on What Should The Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie Be About?
Hungry Hungry Hippos battle childhood obesity and end the movie as Happy Happy Hippos.
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October 5, 2012 on What Should The Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie Be About?
1) This video is fascinating. 2) When I asked a friend of mine what he thought it might be like to have sex with Katherine Chloe Cahoon, he immediately replied, "Mannered and awkward." 3) At least Todd Schwartzman has finally gotten the break he has rightfully deserved.
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October 5, 2012 on It Is Time To Ask The Question: What Is Katherine Chloe Cahoon?
Very serious side question: how can Dourtney afford a mansion? All that "Lost" money??
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October 4, 2012 on A Closer Look At Courtney Stodden’s Couple’s Therapy
When you get old and have too much time on your hands, you'll write letters to the editor, too.
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October 3, 2012 on Jerry Seinfeld’s Letter To The Editor Of The New York Times
Nerd alert: it's spelled "wookiee". (But that's okay, it's a wookiee mistake...)
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October 3, 2012 on Wake Up With A Belly-Dancing Wookie
...you never know, another network might BRING IT BACK FROM THE DEAD (polite applause)
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October 2, 2012 on R.I.P. NBC’s Munsters Reboot?
I'm excited for all the blow job jokes.
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October 1, 2012 on Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards
I just want to say that I used to get all my Benedict Cumberbatch news at benedictcumberbatch4ever.com, but ever since they put up their paywall, Videogum is my exclusive source.
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October 1, 2012 on Benedict Cumberbatch On Being The Hobbit’s Second Andy Serkis
Um, guys. In related news did you know Katherine Chloe Cahoon had a new video this week?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsiRo707Rdk&feature=plcp
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September 28, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
WHAT'S THE DEAL with this horrible web series?!?
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September 28, 2012 on The Series Finale Of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee
I was kinda losing interest at 1:30 and then all of a sudden at the 1:40 mark that shit got GOOD.
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September 27, 2012 on Afternoon Cool Down
You guys, you all make some really valid and interesting points. That said, I think it would be great to see Jonny Fairplay grill Mitt Romney on Social Security.
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September 27, 2012 on No More Questions From Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Please!
Isn't the answer always Andy Serkis?
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September 25, 2012 on Who Should Play The Mummy In The New The Mummy?
I hope FX gives the Coen Bros. a FINDER'S FEE!
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September 25, 2012 on Fargo: The TV Show Coming To FX
Also the Blair Witch kids were ACTORS.
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September 21, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reality Television Is Fake