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 +1Posted at 12:52pm | re: Killers Battle Born Details (7 comments)

as a nevadan, i dig the title.

 0Posted on May 26th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best and Worst Comments (69 comments)

that’s some fantastic unintentional hilarity right there with the sunglasses guy. stay cool, michael_.

 0Posted on May 25th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best and Worst Comments (69 comments)

touche

 +2Posted on May 24th | re: Stereogum's Top 25 Albums Of 2012 So Far (298 comments)

yes! that album kills.

 +6Posted on May 23rd | re: Stereogum's Top 25 Albums Of 2012 So Far (298 comments)

some thoughts:

1. tried to listen to rick ross last week. operative word being, “tried.” shit is terrible. i’m genuinely confused as to why people think it’s good.
2. quakers, alabama shakes, polica, whirr, lushlife, suckers, simian mobile disco and ab-soul all had some pretty good 2012 releases, too.
3. nobody likes andrew bird or the shins anymore, eh? well now you’ve got me feeling all nostalgic for 2005.

and dare they add dave matthews band onto that bill?

LEGENDARY RUBJON ROADTRIP 2012, BABY!

 +9Posted on May 21st | re: Dave Matthews Band - "Gaucho" (157 comments)

those taco bell dorito tacos are actually pretty good. come at me.

foster the people are coming up pretty strong, too. could be them.

 +1Posted on May 21st | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '90s (120 comments)

nope, you’re confused again. i’ll make this simple:

never once, until now, have i heard the song called “THE last goodbye.” it’s always been “last goodbye,” and you’d think that NME would get that right. to me, it’s no different than if they’d given the top song to “those common people,” “a paranoid android,” or “it sure does smell like teen spirit in here.”

and yeah, we’re in the realm of pointlessness now. but it’s no reason to be an asshole.

 0Posted on May 21st | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '90s (120 comments)

yeah… i own the dvd, and the song is tracklisted on there without the superflous “the” in the title… as it is on literally every other buckley release, official and bootleg (except for being called “unforgiven” on the sin-e album). if jeff says it that way during the dvd show, then ok, whatever. it’s not the actual title of the song.

as for brad pitt being a fan, that’s cool, i never knew that. and as for bon iver, uh, yeah, he’s good i guess. not sure what your point is on that one.

listen, if you’re gonna act like a dick, at least have a clue as to what the fuck you’re talking about.

 +10Posted on May 20th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (90 comments)

it’s really only been weird when you roll in here with the “me vs. everyone” paranoia and the delusions of blog-commenting grandeur. other than that, just business as usual.

also, rubjon’s inflammatory remarks are taken with a grain of salt around here because he’s clearly trolling. your sexist dig at bailey, however, was distastefully genuine. and that’s the difference between you guys.

 +8Posted on May 19th | re: Dave Matthews Band - "Gaucho" (157 comments)

the acoustic double album with tim reynolds is actually really good. come at me.

 0Posted on May 18th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (90 comments)

she’s alright in my book, too.

 +3Posted on May 18th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (90 comments)

dr. feelgood’s is #1 in my heart.

 +24Posted on May 18th | re: Warning: Emo Haircuts May Fuck Up Your Vision (79 comments)

 +4Posted on May 17th | re: R.I.P. Donna Summer (27 comments)

in b4 shitstorm

 0Posted on May 16th | re: R.I.P. Chuck Brown (5 comments)

until kilgore trout says so!

 +9Posted on May 16th | re: Coachella 2013 Lineup Leak :P (25 comments)

shit… looks like there’s gonna be a time conflict b/w hipsters, dirty hippies, and dirty hipster hippies. this is a shame, because i was hoping to avoid all three.

 +6Posted on May 16th | re: NME's 100 Best Tracks Of The '90s (120 comments)

jeff buckley – “the last goodbye?”

come on now.

 +15Posted on May 15th | re: Album Of The Week: Killer Mike R.A.P. Music (19 comments)

joe howse is NOT gonna like this… and by that i mean he’ll respectfully give recognition to the importance of differing opinions.

 0Posted on May 15th | re: Animal Collective Centipede Hz LP Out In September (77 comments)

if daniel rossen’s ep is a preview of Grizzbear TBA, and honeycomb/gotham is a preview of AnCo Centipede, then i’d flip ‘em. but then again i’ve always preferred the Grizzbear… not that the two really have all that much in common.

 +5Posted on May 14th | re: Browse Best Coast's Urban Outfitters Fashion Line (23 comments)

personally, i’m holding out for the limited edition rubberjohnny condom. maybe we’ll get a guest review from michael underscore on that one?

 -1Posted on May 14th | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (94 comments)

not the case. the unfunniness of the joke was deserving of a -5, maybe. the -114 undoubtedly came from people getting their collective panties in a twist over someone saying something other than “i’m sooooo sad” or “i will be listening to paul’s boutique all day.”

time, also known as “junk time,” is a term used to refer to the period at the end of a timed sporting event that has become a blowout when the outcome of the game has already been decided and the coaches of one or both teams will decide to replace their best players with substitutes.

 0Posted on May 11th | re: 11 Classic Bands Who Changed Their Names (84 comments)

fecal matter –> skid row –> pen cap chew –> bliss –> ted ed fred –> nirvana.