Noah Masters

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This list is correct!

1: Hissing Fauna, are you the destroyer?
2- whatever # yolo: everything else because nothing will ever come close to Hissing Fauna.

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November 12, 2013 on of Montreal Albums From Worst To Best

I remember in the 9th grade, I was walking home from school with my buddy and he told me I should listen to Tool. For some reason I had mixed up Tool and 311 so I kept telling him that Tool sucked. When we finally got to his house he played Eulogy for me and It rocked!

Later that day my mom took my brother and I to Best buy ( our power was out so this was some sort of apology). I knew I was going to buy a Tool album and my buddy suggested I should start with Undertow. I can still remember my discomfort and delight seeing all the weird album art that was put in the CD case. I can still feel the excitement of being in a dark house, listening to “sober” on my walkman, feeling connected even though I had never touched a drug in my life at that point. Within that week I went out and bought Aenima. I was hook.

Tool will always be a major part of my musical discovery. I can not tell you how many times I’ve had to defend them in conversation. Some people actually believe their music is dumb! I don’t care what stereotype you get placed in, or what people think your music taste says about you. All I know is that Tool Fucking rules and thank you Stereogum for posting this.

TL;DR Tool fucking rules

P.s.: Just found Undertow on vinyl this week!

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April 5, 2013 on Undertow Turns 20

Thank you so much for the setlist! It was an amazing show. SOS in Bel Air is an album highlight

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March 30, 2013 on Watch Phoenix Play Bankrupt! Songs In Vancouver

“Some of the blame probably falls on their third record, Amputechture. Despite containing maybe the band’s strongest single song — “Day Of The Baphomets” — it’s probably their weakest record, as long as Frances but without that record’s coherence.”


Amputechture is my favorite album. Hate that is was thrown under the bus in less than half a paragraph.

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February 7, 2013 on Deconstructing: The Rise, Demise, And Legacy Of The Mars Volta

The first craft is made out of shrinky dinks.

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January 29, 2013 on Craftwerk: The 10 Weirdest Prince Crafts On The Web

“I don’t like” — SG commentors

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December 18, 2012 on Album Of The Week: Chief Keef Finally Rich

Narrow Stairs!

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December 5, 2012 on Win A Limited Edition Death Cab For Cutie Vinyl Box Set

We are the Priests of the Temples of Cleveland
Our great computers fill the hallowed ballots

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October 4, 2012 on Public Enemy, Rush, N.W.A. Nominated For Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame

woah first of all

Panda Bear = Paul
Avey Tare = John
Geologist = George
Deakin = Ringo

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August 25, 2012 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

scratch that, i miss all of 2004’s post-punk dance rock

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July 11, 2012 on The Killers – “Runaways”

i miss hot fuss

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July 11, 2012 on The Killers – “Runaways”


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July 4, 2012 on And The Indie Song Of The Summer 2012 Is…

it takes a lot of balls to compress 31,557,600 minutes of existence into 2 hours of “well duh”, “Are You Serious?”, “WTF”, and “I can’t believe they didn’t include Radiohead”

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June 20, 2012 on NME’s 20 Greatest Tracks Of The Past 60 Years

thnk u bsdgd

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June 20, 2012 on Divine Fits – “My Love Is Real”

“once in a lifetime” Yes!

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April 30, 2012 on NME’s 100 Best Tracks Of The ’80s

nothing makes you feel better then liking the first and second comment at 11 pm on a Saturday night.

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April 21, 2012 on Beach House – “Equal Mind”

s/o? …..

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March 3, 2012 on Grimes – “Oblivion” Video

McGill swag

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March 2, 2012 on Grimes – “Oblivion” Video

Friend of the Devil, but only after Box of Rain and before Sugar Magnolia

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February 22, 2012 on Win A 14-DVD Grateful Dead Box Set

just pretend its all ironic and you’ll be fine

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February 17, 2012 on Band To Watch: Doe Paoro