Michael Sebastian Delucia

Comments from Michael Sebastian Delucia

SCORE for videogum.com comment 10/10. A+ would recommend and read again and Upvote forever. Please review everything, sir.
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February 24, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Stella - Raking Leaves: "We'll rake anything you want if the money's right. Even the crabs out of your pubes!" Michael Ian Black is the classiest ever. Also, this one time I saw Stella and they were signing things afterward, and I said, "Thanks for the show," and Michael Ian Black said, "Oh, well, we do it for the money," then I made a sad face, and he reached out earnestly and said, "And for the love! We do it for the love!" So I said, "Well, I love you, Michael Ian Black." Then I was embarrassed and went away forever.
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February 14, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Michael Ian Black’s You’re Not Doing It Right
Hey, last week when Shane shaved his head, I decided that he looked like Gabe. Has anyone else noticed this? Have we talked about it already? Sorry if we did. I know this show has already caused us so much wasted time. I hate to add to the problem.
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
You're probably right. I've only just started working at a job where I need to transfer buses Downtown. I suppose that's not much worse than Oakland on any given night during rush hour. Also, I haven't been in Oakland during rush hour in two years, and at that time, I was always working or walking home, so this claim might also be untrue.
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August 16, 2011 on Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context
Who needs the Kwik E Mart? Their floors are sticky-mart. They made Dad sick-e-mart. Let's hurl a brick-e-mart. Louis CK is real-- D'OH!
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August 5, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Louie: Season One
Have a good weekend, everybody! While you're out ~dancin~, I'll be stuck working on some unnamed high-profile superhero movie about a man who dresses like bats or something. No braggo.
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August 5, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Captain America needed more Jack McBrayer as Skinny Captain America.
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July 25, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger
What's Valentine's Day?
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July 22, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Blue Valentine
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So "in England, they're called 'Lorries'" is just a joke? Holy crap! My reality is shattered!
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July 19, 2011 on In England They Call Stephen Colberts “Joke Thieves”
Also, I thought we put a reprieve on the use of the word "epic," because the internet ruined it. (much like the internet ruins everything)
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July 18, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Trailer, You Guys
My dad got cat scratch fever once.
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July 18, 2011 on DJ KITTENZ IN DA HOUSE!
I can't hear you from inside this TRAPPER KEEPER.
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July 18, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs
I guess nobody who reads this blog is surprised that Gwyneth Paltrow kills the human race. I had to stop watching the Glee trailer after 12 seconds because it was the worst. Hugo needs more Pokemon.
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July 15, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
My special effects reel needs more dinosaurs blowing holes in things.
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June 28, 2011 on This Is Your Special Effects Demo Reel: Martin Gamal’s Special Effects Demo Reel
Kutcher obviously made this movie because it offered him something money can't buy: The chance to dry-hump Anne Heche. Sign me up, you guys!
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June 27, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread
Guys, I feel like I haven't even read videogum.com in a thousand years. It's because I got a job and they don't let me read pop-culture blogs on the job. How lame is that? I feel like that should be part of the job description. "Set up log-ins for customers and also read pop-culture blogs. $50/hour." I don't make that much money, but if I had to read pop-culture blogs as part of the job, I'd have to charge more. I don't know why. Maybe it's because it's more work to do? Who knows? Oh well. Anyway, hey, yesterday was my birthday!
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June 24, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Can I just comment that I love the use of the word "onus" in this post? It's an awesome little underused word. And it sounds like "anus."
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June 17, 2011 on Russian Pranks Are Honest
Do I have to buckle down and get a real videogum account to go to the chat?
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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review
I feel like the BOOOing is added for effect.
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June 1, 2011 on Double Dream Hands! On America’s Got Talent
I like it! It makes me think that we have three rivers of chocolate here in Pittsburgh.
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May 31, 2011 on United Stereotypes Of America
I don't know, but shortly after the video returned, I was hungry for an old guy pointing up.
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May 26, 2011 on Tips On Using The Toilet
That kind of stung. And why was that the end of the interview? Talk about leaving on a downer.
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May 24, 2011 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Esquire Interview
I want to edit video of myself with video footage of Hollywood studios, too, so I can have a glamorous life.
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May 23, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katherine Chloe Cahoon Lives A Glamorous Hollywood Life
Needs more Richard Attenborough, though.
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May 17, 2011 on More, Like, Uh, Upfronts Stuff?
Is Kutcher now the Half-Man since the previous half-man is all grown up and a full-man now?
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May 16, 2011 on So, Like, The Upfronts, Or Whatever
This could be a national holiday. At the rate the internet makes up national holidays, there will be one for everybody. Did you know that yesterday was National Eat Whatever You Want Day? Cool fake holiday, internet.
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May 12, 2011 on Happy Birthday: Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Estevez, and Jason Biggs!
Salami and You and Everyone We Know
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May 11, 2011 on Greatest Movie Sandwiches Is BEGGING For A BNPG
Subway We Were No Country for Old Bread The Jerk [Chicken Sandwich] Star Wars: The Phantom Mayonnaise
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May 11, 2011 on Greatest Movie Sandwiches Is BEGGING For A BNPG
I still don't really get who Ellie Goulding is or why she was on that show. I skipped over her performances, though, because Who Cares? and I bet that didn't help me.
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May 9, 2011 on Saturday Night Live : Tina Fey and Ellie Goulding