Michael Sebastian Delucia

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SCORE for videogum.com comment 10/10. A+ would recommend and read again and Upvote forever. Please review everything, sir.
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February 24, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Stella - Raking Leaves: "We'll rake anything you want if the money's right. Even the crabs out of your pubes!" Michael Ian Black is the classiest ever. Also, this one time I saw Stella and they were signing things afterward, and I said, "Thanks for the show," and Michael Ian Black said, "Oh, well, we do it for the money," then I made a sad face, and he reached out earnestly and said, "And for the love! We do it for the love!" So I said, "Well, I love you, Michael Ian Black." Then I was embarrassed and went away forever.
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February 14, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Michael Ian Black’s You’re Not Doing It Right
Hey, last week when Shane shaved his head, I decided that he looked like Gabe. Has anyone else noticed this? Have we talked about it already? Sorry if we did. I know this show has already caused us so much wasted time. I hate to add to the problem.
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
You're probably right. I've only just started working at a job where I need to transfer buses Downtown. I suppose that's not much worse than Oakland on any given night during rush hour. Also, I haven't been in Oakland during rush hour in two years, and at that time, I was always working or walking home, so this claim might also be untrue.
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August 16, 2011 on Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context
Who needs the Kwik E Mart? Their floors are sticky-mart. They made Dad sick-e-mart. Let's hurl a brick-e-mart. Louis CK is real-- D'OH!
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August 5, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Louie: Season One
Have a good weekend, everybody! While you're out ~dancin~, I'll be stuck working on some unnamed high-profile superhero movie about a man who dresses like bats or something. No braggo.
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August 5, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Captain America needed more Jack McBrayer as Skinny Captain America.
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July 25, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger
What's Valentine's Day?
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July 22, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Blue Valentine
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So "in England, they're called 'Lorries'" is just a joke? Holy crap! My reality is shattered!
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July 19, 2011 on In England They Call Stephen Colberts “Joke Thieves”
Also, I thought we put a reprieve on the use of the word "epic," because the internet ruined it. (much like the internet ruins everything)
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July 18, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Trailer, You Guys
My dad got cat scratch fever once.
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July 18, 2011 on DJ KITTENZ IN DA HOUSE!
I can't hear you from inside this TRAPPER KEEPER.
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July 18, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs
I guess nobody who reads this blog is surprised that Gwyneth Paltrow kills the human race. I had to stop watching the Glee trailer after 12 seconds because it was the worst. Hugo needs more Pokemon.
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July 15, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
My special effects reel needs more dinosaurs blowing holes in things.
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June 28, 2011 on This Is Your Special Effects Demo Reel: Martin Gamal’s Special Effects Demo Reel
Kutcher obviously made this movie because it offered him something money can't buy: The chance to dry-hump Anne Heche. Sign me up, you guys!
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June 27, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread
Guys, I feel like I haven't even read videogum.com in a thousand years. It's because I got a job and they don't let me read pop-culture blogs on the job. How lame is that? I feel like that should be part of the job description. "Set up log-ins for customers and also read pop-culture blogs. $50/hour." I don't make that much money, but if I had to read pop-culture blogs as part of the job, I'd have to charge more. I don't know why. Maybe it's because it's more work to do? Who knows? Oh well. Anyway, hey, yesterday was my birthday!
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June 24, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Can I just comment that I love the use of the word "onus" in this post? It's an awesome little underused word. And it sounds like "anus."
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June 17, 2011 on Russian Pranks Are Honest
Do I have to buckle down and get a real videogum account to go to the chat?
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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review
I feel like the BOOOing is added for effect.
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June 1, 2011 on Double Dream Hands! On America’s Got Talent
This is true. www.godhatesat&t.gov
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May 31, 2011 on The Ku Klux Klan Protests The Westboro Baptist Church, OBVIOUSLY