This could be a national holiday. At the rate the internet makes up national holidays, there will be one for everybody. Did you know that yesterday was National Eat Whatever You Want Day? Cool fake holiday, internet.
I still don't really get who Ellie Goulding is or why she was on that show. I skipped over her performances, though, because Who Cares? and I bet that didn't help me.
I like that after embarrassing himself in front of dozens of subway riders, this dude went home and said, "Uploading this to the internet is a good idea!" because he has a pair. I bet he was chanting, "USA! USA!" as youtube was processing the file.
You could have been like, "Yeah, they're eating hamburgers now, but they'll have hot dogs for dessert." And then you could add, "If you know what I mean..." And then, "I'm talking about penises. The dessert hot dogs are actually each others' penises."
I'd up-vote that.
Oh cool! A hilarious fake movie trailer burp that won't be in the actual movie. Those are the funniest!
I'm actually really excited for Bridesmaids, though. It's because I secretly want to marry Kristen Wiig. And by "secretly," I mean, "not at all secretly."
Spoiler!
The best part was at the end when that kid climbed the tower to watch this dude and this girl doin' it, and the girl was like, "Dude! Prithee stop! We are bespied upon by a child!" And dude was all, *zips up*. And then, "What seeith thou, Child?" And the kid went, "My eyes rested upon naught! Upon my own Mother's grave, I swear it to be true!" And the dude was all, "Okay then." And then he knocked the kid out of the tower window! Whoa! Then the girl yelled, "OMG!" and "@.@".
I watched it while doing other things, though. I take it the dude and the girl's doing of it was scandalous?
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Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.
What has the world come to when a guy can't weirdly dance-walk down the street without a stranger video-recording and putting it on youtube? Who should be more embarrassed? The guy who's happily dancewalking down the street or the guy taking videos of strangers and posting them on-line?
Just to clarify, this isn't an April Fool's prank. It's just regular sarcasm. Obviously that prank was totally awful.
Hey, should we steer clear of sarcasm today, too, just to keep from having things we say construed as pranks?
Yeah. I was gonna ask if there was any way to get this video behind a cut. Probably not, since it's a short post and there's no writing before the video. I guess I just won't be refreshing Videogum.com very much today.
I was gonna come up with a slogan, but when I saw the guy take a swig of mouthwash and then pour some out (I assume for his toothless homeys? I watched the video on mute.), I kind of gave up on it. And everything else as well. See you in another life, guys.
Can we dedicate a corner of this thread to those of us who are ignoring this thing and just waiting for it to go away? I haven't heard a single note of that song*, nor the death metal parodies, nor anything else, and I plan on keeping it that way.
*within the context of that song anyway. i'm sure i've heard every note and also every word included in it in other songs and things that have words.
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