Brandon Monzon

Comments from Brandon Monzon

Best Batman related comment ever!
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July 23, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises
Think of a riffle but with strings and less killing.
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May 16, 2012 on Caption Contest: Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan Cover
All I know is that the one vampire ghost thing sounds a lot like Jon Hamm, I was waiting for him to pitch a product.
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May 11, 2012 on Sigur Rós – “Dauðalogn”
Flight of the Conchords - Robots
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April 4, 2012 on Win A $400 Logitech UE Air Speaker
I would like Bret or Jemaine to play me. Rhys Darby could play my boss and I am sure I could find something for Kristen Schaal to play.
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January 3, 2012 on Everyone Just Pick Who They Want To Play Them In The Biopic
Very excited for this, but does it really have to be split into two films?
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December 21, 2011 on The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer Open Thread
Lykke Li "I Follow Rivers"
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December 20, 2011 on Win A $200 JAMBOX Wireless Speaker
I didn't know Armond White was a Videogum Monster! But my question is, not just for Winwood, but why would you want to see a movie if you think it's predecessors are very blah & awful? Aren't you setting yourself up to be annoyed and hate the film? Or is it that you have to go see a film, that you won't like because everyone else will be talking about it?
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December 20, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread
Sportsgum - Michigan Edition The game is at 4:15, just the perfect time to mess up delicious family dinners and to postpone gift giving until everyone has had too many White Russians.
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December 20, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread
I agree with the notion, but TDKR takes place 8 years after TDK and Gotham is supposedly in peace time. If I am to think that Gotham is really a major city, it would have a football team. And speaking as a real life person who has season tickets to the Detroit Lions (humblebrag) there is always the amped up security in case of a terrorist attack at NFL stadiums. So if I was Bane and I wanted to attack Gotham, a football game would be a good choice. I just hate the fact that it is such a blatant cameo by Hines Ward. I assume the white QB in the trailer is Ben "Sexual Assault" Roethlisberger but at least he had the decency to not use his real name on the jersey. I just adds to the list of why Hines Ward is the Worst, as Togothewhite accurately pointed out. *btw Facebook Connect is the worst when trying to make a comment*
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December 20, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread
Between the trailer & the 6-minute prologue I went to as a big nerd, I am very worried for Bruce Wayne/Batman. He has mysterious sexy women hitting on him and this guy with a metallic Sean Connery voice trying to kill him. By the way, I don't think it would happen, but there is a part of me that is worried that Nolan may kill off some characters that I love.
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December 20, 2011 on The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread
Just have Stephen Colbert tell Lorne Michaels that he doesn't need SNL, but he is moving on to Hollywood. Colbert for host with a special guest appearance from Amy Sedaris. Who wouldn't love that?
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November 10, 2011 on Oscar Talk: The Muppets Are The New Betty White, Apparently
I think that Stephen Colbert should host and bring his producers and writing staff with him. Colbert would be great because he is easier to relate to and more likable than Jon Stewart.* * I love Jon Stewart, but think he is way more divisive than Colbert *
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November 9, 2011 on Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?!
I enjoy Taco's (Jon Lajoie) Pedophile beard and rapist glasses.
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October 8, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: The League: The Complete First Season
Is it me or are the Asian populations very well represented in the adorable animal videos? Time to step up our game AMERICA!
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October 5, 2011 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
I thought the Baby was going to be the Spokesbaby for the Car Wash. Also, after these last 19 episodes of the series can we get a spin-off of young Gus and young Mike and their early days of being best buddies. I feel like this could be the best show on NBC outside of the Thursday Comedies that involve a government agency, a community college and a paper distributor.
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September 19, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You’re Dead
Excellent work, but I wouldn't expect anything less from StoryCorps. I love that they use Frederick "Alina's Place" as well, very nice touch.
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September 9, 2011 on StoryCorps Commemorates 9/11 Anniversary
Urban Politics 3120: What "The Wire" can teach us about the business of drugs and politics.
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September 5, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Community: The Complete Second Season
Ryan Gosling had me at Half Nelson and then cemented the man crush with Lars and the Real Girl. Home slice is a very good actor.
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August 11, 2011 on Is There Anyone In The World Who Doesn’t Like Ryan Gosling?
Is Jane Goodall single? I feel like Andy and Jane need to meet. Also, I feel cheated that Terry Gross isn't interviewing him.
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August 9, 2011 on The Andy Serkis Thing Is Weird: Open Thread
You should've said Spoiler Alert... Now I have no reason to go see Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
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August 1, 2011 on Baby Chimpanzee Feeding Baby Tiger As Solution To World’s Problems