Andy Heitz

Comments from Andy Heitz

I feel like this guy is just counting the days until he can return to New Mexico to exact the revenge on the neo-nazis who killed his brother -in-law and brought down his meth empire.
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January 7, 2014 on Six Things To Actually Do When It’s Really Cold Outside
because hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
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November 21, 2013 on David Blaine: Real Or Magic: David Blaine Is So Good At His Street Magic Job
one of my best friends never watched it until A WEEK AND A HALF AGO and seriously burned through the entire series like a maniac so she could watch the finale with the rest of us crazies, then her wonderful family surprise visited her on Sunday and she couldn't watch it, and to my knowledge hasn't yet. Oh the irony!
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September 30, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E16: Series Finale
New season, if being watched in the morning, must be watched with vodka and a piece of toast.
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May 16, 2013 on Other Viewing Suggestions For The New Season Of Arrested Development
new season must be watched partially then you run outside to chase squirrels #ADD
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May 16, 2013 on Other Viewing Suggestions For The New Season Of Arrested Development
I paused Breaking Bad reruns for this?!?
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May 15, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Movie Trailer
my best friend's dad played this exact trick on his wife during a rode trip once. i supported then and I support it now. this is also the family that tied knives to my best friend's doll's hands when he was 5 and told him "Chucky found you" upon him discovering it so.....
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July 25, 2012 on Do Not Play This Prank On Your Wife
http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2010/100421-icp-magnets.jpg
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July 19, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail
Hanging with Mr. Cooper Sterling Draper.
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June 10, 2012 on Mad Men: Everybody Hurts
.....why did this guy choose to film this exact pigeon at this exact moment?
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July 6, 2011 on In A Moment, We Will Get To The Dancing
hey! I just started working at Lucasfilm! that's all I have to say about that. but this guy in the attached article got it right "why do hipsters like Harrison Ford? because he's indie." - some guy from the internet.
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June 30, 2011 on Harrison Ford Calls Shia LaBeouf “An Idiot,” LET THE FEUD BEGIN!
The Godfather, Part II (it was the longest one)
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June 17, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie
http://i56.tinypic.com/152gx2u.png loophole!
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June 9, 2011 on Draw Something: Ed Helms’ The Hangover Part II Tattoo
Salt 2 Bam! directed by Emeril Lagasse
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June 8, 2011 on What Should The Tagline Be For Salt 2?
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxzboNVHC1qbhetko1_400.gif
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June 3, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
'Meet Me In St. Louis - Style Ribs'
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June 1, 2011 on Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks
Glee really just seems to be a sort of metasearch for people who don't want to be bothered to track down the original songs. (really though, what Glee does and what most musicians do is so fundamentally different that to have them in the same category just goes to show that the industry itself doesn't even have a clue what is going on anymore) (see also :Best New Artist Nominee Category, 2011)
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February 16, 2011 on The Billboard Equivalent of Birds Falling Out of the Sky?
http://i55.tinypic.com/14wsww4.png
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February 7, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Splice
(it's a plush toy, baby polar bears have less and wirey hair and look pretty gruesome) (but cute nonetheless)
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January 26, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
holy smokes, calm down people who need calming down, A.) it's the internet,. 2.) I mean, don't people on here weekly bash her, but now are running to her defense because she was "exploited" or something, I'm not sure I lost track, and 3.) you can't even SEE her Goop. now, watch this, and reset the internet.... http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldnsker0uS1qci300o1_250.gif
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January 26, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt