Anna Daugherty

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Call me when you’re ready for Miss Melons.

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January 3, 2012 on The First Mr. Coconuts Of 2012

Between eating each other and calling Rihanna names, the Dutch are really making some poor decisions this week.

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December 20, 2011 on It’s People! People Is Made Out Of People!

Game of Thrones is basically my 1-3.

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October 25, 2011 on Let Me Help: Planned Harry Potter DVD And Blu-Ray Shortage

Disney has the Vault. Harry has the Chamber of Secrets. Smooth marketing tactics.

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October 25, 2011 on Let Me Help: Planned Harry Potter DVD And Blu-Ray Shortage

All schoolchildren are just leather-bound when they reach grade five.

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March 8, 2011 on Your Grandma Sure Knows A Lot About Buttholes

Ew.

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August 30, 2010 on Best New Party Game 31: Dog Movies

I know, Steve. Your mom put a lot of time and effort into it.

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August 4, 2010 on Look At This Fucking Eddie Munster Love Connection

And me, considering I made the shoop.

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July 23, 2010 on Tommy Wiseau And A Human Child

OH HI, HUNTER

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July 23, 2010 on Tommy Wiseau And A Human Child
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July 22, 2010 on Tommy Wiseau And A Human Child

Set to an appropriately awkward fingerbang scene.

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July 14, 2010 on One Flew Over The Razor Scooter’s Nest

Sadly no Drive Shaft, but probably plenty of grown men in diapers.

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July 14, 2010 on One Flew Over The Razor Scooter’s Nest

She sounds like a fun broad. Can I get her digits?

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July 13, 2010 on I Spit On Your Grave Poster Is Strictly 4 The Ladies Assholes

Skeezer sitting next to me during The Lovely Bones: I’m disappointed that they didn’t include the rape scene. That wouldn’ve been hot.

I never wished so badly that I had Chris Hansen on speed-dial. Except that time my uncle took off his pants at the elementary school. But that was just an honest mistake.

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July 13, 2010 on I Spit On Your Grave Poster Is Strictly 4 The Ladies Assholes

Or perhaps that Mel has a wallet. Don’t rich people just point at things they want?

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July 13, 2010 on Whoopi Goldberg FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence Regarding The Mel Gibson Rants

Confession Time:

I watched an entire episode of “Whoopie” because Michael Emerson (TV’s Ben) was on it.

I also puked in my sister’s toy chest once and blamed it on the dog.

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July 13, 2010 on Whoopi Goldberg FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence Regarding The Mel Gibson Rants

These guys are too liberal for Mel. They wear dresses!

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July 13, 2010 on Whoopi Goldberg FINALLY Breaks Her Legendary Silence Regarding The Mel Gibson Rants