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 +8Posted on May 17th | re: Warning: Emo Haircuts May Fuck Up Your Vision (79 comments)

The only logical reason i can come up with as to why rubberjohnny hasnt yet commented on this is because he accidentally killed himself by strangling himself during masturbation. Probably with a rubber on his johnny.

 0Posted on May 1st | re: Twin Shadow - "Five Seconds" (17 comments)

if i said i’ve never even really been an avid Twin Shadow listener, but that i listened to this song at least ten times today, i would not be lying and/or over exaggerating in the least.

Nor would i be if i said it took me a good four tries to spell “over exaggerating” correctly.

But for real. This is fucking amazing.

 +1Posted on Apr 24th | re: Fiona Apple - "Every Single Night" (21 comments)

obviously Chris Traeger voice

 +5Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Fiona Apple - "Every Single Night" (21 comments)

if you listen to this song (or any by Fiona Apple, really), and then listen to one by Lana Del Rey, you will literally LOL. Go ahead, try it!

 +6Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Fiona Apple - "Every Single Night" (21 comments)

Did Fiona Apple just break SoundCloud?

 +1Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Beach House - "Equal Mind" (19 comments)

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y

its common to get cold near the dead

 +6Posted on Apr 16th | re: Radiohead Cover Rolling Stone (52 comments)

looks like someone just realized photoshop had an opacity tool

on may 3rd im seeing the weeknd play a venue that fits probably 1/1,000th of his coachella audience. I might die.

 +12Posted on Apr 16th | re: The Walkmen - "Heaven" (14 comments)

i think my biggest pet peeve is when people complain about clean sounding production on rock songs. Nobody complaining that the new Major Lazer track “doesnt sound like shit”. Fuck offff this song is great.

 +2Posted on Apr 11th | re: Lollapalooza 2012 Lineup (70 comments)

FRANK MOTHERFUCKIN OCEAN

 +5Posted on Apr 9th | re: Fiona Apple Announces 2012 North American Tour (12 comments)

being incredibly inappropriate only works when its actually funny

 +2Posted on Apr 3rd | re: Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel Details (15 comments)

guarantee you she drew the cover herself because she was too lazy/scared to ask someone else to do it for her. This is not a knock at her, im just sayin, i know my girl! Cant wait.

 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: Win SOL Republic HD Headphones And Earphones (273 comments)

“No Sex For Ben”- The Rapture

 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: Premature Evaluation: Beach House Bloom (155 comments)

heres to hoping they push the release date up because of the leak…April 3rd would work just fine for me.

 +2Posted on Mar 21st | re: Premature Evaluation: Beach House Bloom (155 comments)

literally just lol’d

 0Posted on Mar 21st | re: Fiona Apple - "Valentine" (Live @ SXSW) (7 comments)

sitting here listening to people try and compare the one and only fiona apple to lana del rey is almost more nauseating than listening to people defend skrillex.

 +9Posted on Mar 19th | re: In Defense Of Skrillex (282 comments)

molly

 +3Posted on Mar 7th | re: Sleigh Bells Cover Beyoncé (22 comments)

i love sleigh bells but please allow me to ask what in the fuck that shit was

 0Posted on Mar 7th | re: Fiona Apple's New Album Is Called... (39 comments)

Im seeing my Fiona Apple show at Lincoln Hall, where i am happy to say no scalpers will be in attendance, because they make it virtually impossible to do so.

 +1Posted on Mar 7th | re: Beach House - "Myth" (61 comments)

ever since i heard the rumor about “bloom” i have been patiently awaiting for this exact moment in motherfuckin time to arrive. so happy it didnt disappoint.

 +1Posted on Mar 6th | re: Free Energy - "Electric Fever" (7 comments)

I cant think of a better song to be released on this first warm day of spring than one by Free Energy.

 +4Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Gorillaz - "DoYaThang" (Feat. James Murphy & Andre 3000) (79 comments)

if we’re done talking about who is and isn’t selling out, can we talking about how awesome that was?

 +4Posted on Feb 21st | re: Fiona Apple 2012 Tour Announced (7 comments)

knowing i will see fiona apple at a venue as small as lincoln hall seriously just made every day of my life perfect up and pretty far beyond march 19th

 +6Posted on Feb 20th | re: Santigold - "Disparate Youth" (14 comments)

i liked it until that little guitar riff kicked in around the 40 second mark and then i fell completely in fucking love with it