Sam Raker

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Here, here!

Say it loud: “I love The Californians, and I’m proud!”

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May 13, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Kristen Wiig And Vampire Weekend

I usually “get from here to there when [I] can’t get a seat on the L train” by…standing on the L train.

Also: tales of ass in the city? Tales of fuc in the city? I’m so confused.

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January 21, 2013 on Now Casting Girls: The Reality Show

Aliens, Nazis, serial killers, demons, nuns, zombies.

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December 14, 2012 on The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2012

George keeps losing at Words with Friends. Elaine feels bad for hating Thought Catalog. Kramer becomes a roadie for Lil B.

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December 10, 2012 on Best New Party Game: @SeinfeldToday

El-P – Cancer 4 Cure

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November 21, 2012 on The 2012 Gummy Awards: Vote Now And Enter To Win An iPad With Retina Display

I thought this one was good! Until everybody completely ran out of ideas with only 40 minutes of episode written and then had to keep going.

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November 19, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Jeremy Renner And Maroon 5

Am I the only one who thinks that fun sounds like the soundtrack to Rent passed through an ABC Family/Safe-For-Homeschoolers filter?

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November 5, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Louis C.K. And Fun.

PERFUME COMMERCIAL

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September 21, 2012 on Some Words They Accidentally Left Off The Liz & Dick Poster

It’s actually just footage of the Isley Brothers playing “Twist & Shout” for 22 minutes a week, forever.

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August 3, 2012 on What Is Going To Be The Twist In The M. Night Shyamalan TV Show!??

“O.R. they?”

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June 15, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Moonrise Kingdom Prize Package