Scott Covert

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Everyone else is right. Crying brain, terrorists win, world less funny, magic deer died in vain, and a million other bad things if you stop doing recaps of this unpolishable turd.
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October 16, 2012 on The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread
I thought the well zombie was Otis. I guess not. I thought people would have mentioned that possibility here. Or maybe the timing is wrong? When this series started, did anybody else imagine that maybe just maybe since they have plenty of storytelling time, there might have been some sort of explanation of how a virus can animate a dead lump that might even be missing a circulatory system, lungs etc? That there has to be some way that they move around? Anybody? And some way that they process the flesh they eat? Hello? Sorry, this is actually a cartoon for 10 year olds, I keep forgetting.
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November 10, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
Existenz is one of my favo(u)rite movies ever, and I have seen all the movies. At the very end I said aloud in the theater "End it now! This must end now! Don't answer the question!" then it went black and the credits rolled and I was all like "YES! YES!" out loud because it was a Matinee on Davisville and I was alone in the theater. Cronenberg rules: Crash, Videodrome, Naked Lunch, etc. Your money back if not satisfied.
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June 24, 2011 on Videogum’s Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011
Expected to see more enthusiasm here - to me it was maybe the funniest episode so far this season - hopefully eclipsed by Zack next week.
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March 7, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Miley Cyrus And The Strokes
Apply directly to the forehead.
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February 27, 2011 on Ubisoft’s We Dare Is Your Videogame
Also, please enjoy our "pay no tax" specials on softwood lumber.
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February 1, 2011 on Operation Watch This: Canada Edition: Rastamouse!
Hilarious dudes, lame interview premise and follow-through.
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February 1, 2011 on Tim And Eric On Conan
My puppy thinks this thread is totally sniff-ass.
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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!
One important difference, this dog is clearly able to experience and express human emotion.
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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!
Also I forgot to mention that in the opening of An Idiot Abroad where he enjoys the suffering of others, and likes to MAKE them suffer, yeah, ummmm ... makes me headachey and uncomfortable about humanity. The NEXT season of An Idiot Abroad should expound upon the stuff that KARL is interested in, which is what made the XM radio series so damn funny.
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January 17, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globe Awards
Ricky's stand-up started being useless for me, about 3-4 years ago. "Science" was especially bad. Hopefully his new TV show will be as fantastic as The Office.
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January 17, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globe Awards
The obvious ending to this sketch is for satellite footage to zoom in and show him killing his wife in the woods. Instead the ending of the sketch fell flat. He was just a quivering wretch like the previous 2 people in the skit. Bummer. I can be SNL punch-up employee?
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January 10, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Jim Carrey And The Black Keys
God is the Squire Of Gothos.
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January 5, 2011 on We Live In Endish Times Kinda
What's missing is children that could have been possibly produced, via normal heterosexual human reproductive techniques, by Anne Heche and Thomas Jane. Note to the blind - they are both quite good looking. Their kids on the show are ungodly hideous in a facial sense, and nicely overweight to boot.
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December 15, 2010 on The 10 Best TV Shows Of 2010
Terriers is absolutely 100% worth watching, or I pay you $50. Just do it/buy it/illegally download it/watch it. It's Donal Logue (ALWAYS excellent) partnered up with the little guy that was married to the red haired waitress in season 1 of True Blood and turned out to be the murderer of the murdered women, oops, spoiler alert. And GREAT and compelling story telling. Zombies - BITE this show and make it walk around and do stuff again!!!
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December 15, 2010 on The 10 Best TV Shows Of 2010
Yup. My wife and I were glancing at each other questioningly about that too. Sounded like Cthulhu's minions howling from the Stygian depths.
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December 13, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Paul Rudd And Paul McCartney
Yup. Plus an upvote. So, agreed, plus yes.
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December 10, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Christmas Specials Edition
Gabe, you had me at "via Arbroath.)"
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December 10, 2010 on A Question About The Tourist
Now I am effing pissed. If me and my 48 twitter followers, most of whom haven't seen Terriers probably, couldn't save this show, then I give up. It was the best, and the opening theme song needs to be turned into a complete real song because it was the best too. Can't believe "V" is going to continue, while Flash Forward stopped. Surfaced! Threshold! Arrrrrggghhhhh!!!! OK, now I'm just dredging.
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December 6, 2010 on Live Action Puppet The Simpsons With A Katy Perry Guest Cameo?