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 +1Posted on May 17th | re: R.I.P. Donna Summer (27 comments)

Ugh. Nevermind, internet.

 -1Posted on May 17th | re: R.I.P. Donna Summer (27 comments)

Except in English.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: R.I.P. Donna Summer (27 comments)

This is what I think about every time I think about Donna Summer.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: R.I.P. Donna Summer (27 comments)

http://youtu.be/wCmcPSApADA

 0Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Carrie Brownstein To Publish Memoir (8 comments)

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

As a side note, I hate this picture of her. She’s so damn cute on Portlandia, but she looks demented in this photo.

 +17Posted on Mar 29th | re: Stereogum's 25 Most Anticipated Albums For Spring/Summer 2012 (138 comments)

Apple…Young

 +6Posted on Mar 19th | re: In Defense Of Skrillex (282 comments)

I didn’t even think about that. I don’t normally go around telling people to kill themselves, bt dubs. I just thought it was absurd how much gravity was lent to the idea of removing a music blog from one’s bookmarks because said music blog expressed an opinion about music, so I decided to ratchet up the absurdity….ugh. Why am I explaining this?

 +12Posted on Mar 19th | re: In Defense Of Skrillex (282 comments)

I think Skrillex is the the opposite of hipster. See almost every comment in this thread.

 -14Posted on Mar 19th | re: In Defense Of Skrillex (282 comments)

Maybe you should kill yourself, too.

 +17Posted on Mar 19th | re: Stereogum's SXSW Superlatives 2012 (32 comments)

Simply stating the fact that Doritos and Taco Bell were literally plastered all over everything downtown isn’t advertising. I think they managed that on their own already.

Doritos and Taco Bell paid me 50 bucks for this comment, btw.

 0Posted on Mar 9th | re: The 25 Bands We're Most Excited To See At SXSW 2012 (68 comments)

You’re gonna wanna see J. Roddy Walston and the Business.

Guys? Really.

 0Posted on Mar 9th | re: The 25 Bands We're Most Excited To See At SXSW 2012 (68 comments)

I was thinking the same thing…

 0Posted on Mar 1st | re: Best Coast Designs Clothing For Urban Outfitters (10 comments)

My mom used to wear coolots, too…

 0Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Album Of The Week: Frankie Rose Interstellar (14 comments)

Interstellar is a fantastic album.

But um…you guys must’ve missed the new Fun. album.

 0Posted on Feb 22nd | re: Album Of The Week: Frankie Rose Interstellar (14 comments)

I listened. And then the strangest thing happened. The late 90′s called.

What’s John Stamos’ level of involvement?

 +3Posted on Jan 10th | re: Porcelain Raft - "Unless You Speak From Your Heart" (5 comments)

I like Porcelain Raft more and more with each new track he releases. I can’t wait for this album.

 +4Posted on Jan 6th | re: Nickelback Respond To Black Keys Diss (25 comments)

Also sometimes Chad Kroeger’s hair looks like a Cocker Spaniel’s ears. Hope that helps!

 +4Posted on Jan 6th | re: Nickelback Respond To Black Keys Diss (25 comments)

Or you could just not listen to them? I don’t get this whole “we gotta take ‘em down!” mentality. Since the dawn of American pop music, there has been and always will be very popular craptacular music. The average person just wants something easy to listen to or something they can “rock out” to, or maybe even something they can just ignore, and they probably don’t much care for the art of it. That’s what makes indie music special. Most people aren’t going to “wake up and smell the coffee” because they just don’t give a shit, and I gotta tell ya, it’s pretty exhausting (and kind of fruitless) to try and make them give a shit.

Maybe I’m just cynical in my old age.

 +12Posted on Jan 6th | re: Nickelback Respond To Black Keys Diss (25 comments)

Why would Nickelback give a shit about what anyone says about them? The correct response is to laugh all the way to the bank, which is exactly what they’re doing.

Just to be clear, Nickelback is still the worst. I just think The Black Keys were in the wrong on this one. Just shut up and play bad ass blues rock, dudes.

 +12Posted on Jan 5th | re: 10 Classic Albums Released 10 Years Into A Band's Career (131 comments)

I can’t think of a better groove than the groove in Superstition. When those horns kick in, it’s go time.

 +3Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: The 50+ Most Anticipated Albums Of 2012 (346 comments)

There’s going to be a new Soundgarden album? Can we just all admit that Chris Cornell has turned into everyone’s lesbian aunt and let it all go? We’ll always have Badmotorfinger.

 +4Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: Download The Weeknd Echoes Of Silence Mixtape (37 comments)

I’d say that’s a fair assessment. It’s the nature of the beast sometimes. Of course, putting out 3 essentially full length albums in the span of one year is going to have an effect on quality 9 times out of 10. I’d like to see what he can do with more time in between releases. Maybe he can still surprise us.

 0Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 Albums Of 2011 (144 comments)

I’m the only person I know that likes the last track on that record, and I still skip it most of the time because I’m not in the mood to hear it.

 +11Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: Download The Weeknd Echoes Of Silence Mixtape (37 comments)

I don’t know. I mean, it’s still good, but there was something about House of Balloons that he just can’t seem to replicate. The consistent atmosphere. The perfectly creepy lyrics. I can’t stop listening to it after all these months. There’s just something missing from these last two mixtapes.