Jazzy Lathering

Comments from Jazzy Lathering

feel no shame. i will out fangirl you any day, due to the fact that they are the most charming assholes i've ever seen. they do the BEST INTERVIEWS. everyone should watch alan carr and that la boite interview. this has been a public service announcement.
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April 10, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction
My friend has a new bunny! He's really friendly and just hangs out with you and licks you and has naps and you can play with his ears and he is perfect. I am in the BEST mood.
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January 26, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
fat little pea is my favourite hahaha :D
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January 26, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Agreed. And the fact that baby deer also have spots! How much more perfection do they need? Ridiculous!
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January 26, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
YES YES YES YES YES YES ALSO KLAUS AND CAROLINE?!! Ripper Stefan is the greatest as is Buffy Elena. AND ELLIIIJJJAAAAHHHH!!! I AM VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THIS SHOW!!!!!
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January 25, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
i feel like that's too negative a comment to start off with on my favourite part of videogum. I apologise. CAT HAT WAS SO GOOD THOUGH :D!!
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January 18, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
I feel like there's something gross going on with that deer's butt?
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January 18, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
ALSO, also, (this is really terrible and I feel really bad but I have to say this.) Does ANYONE ever get reminded of Shakesville when they watch the bookstore parts of Portlandia? I am the worst. THE WORST.
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January 18, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole
YES. SHE WRITES LIKE GABE. Except not as good, and it makes me cringe. I tried to join in once.... posted a comment and it ended badly. Very badly... (ha? #stillbitter)
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January 18, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS. BRILLIANT.
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October 22, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official
Nice apology, dick. I suppose I shouldn't even be replying to this, as you'll never see it, but MAN. Something being on the internet DOESN'T MEAN IT HAS NO REPERCUSSIONS (#goodgrammargum?). YOU KNOW WHO WRITES WHAT'S ON THE INTERNET? PEOPLE. AND PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS. I doubt that Kelly gives a crap about this, but seriously. If you couldn't tell from the brilliant amount of downvotes that you got, STOP BEING A JERK.
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October 22, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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September 24, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Kelly! Kelly! Hey Kelly! LOOK! MUNCHKIN KITTEN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kgqF8BFZoU
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August 18, 2011 on The Petting Zoo: Lots Of Videos Of Cats But Also Some Other Little Guys!
Is this NotSoRaven from tumblr? Hi! I follow you! On tumblr! Good job/luck with the interning!
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July 16, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Only just saw this post, but I will go to this. If someone can pay for me to come from New Zealand. As in, if I was in the US, I would go to this. I cannot tell you enough how much I would go. I would even put my hair in those twisty dread things AND wear clown make up. This may or may not be so no one could ever recognise me. I am serious. If anyone has $2000 lying around, I'm your monster.
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June 9, 2011 on The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos
y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/y?
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June 8, 2011 on Gossip Girl Debate: Who Is Gossip Girl’s Lead Actor?
I don't get the nipples=naked rule.
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June 6, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class
I didn't like that the scenes that attempted to explain Mystique's change were pretty much solely about her sexuality/appearance. Beast doesn't think she's beautiful when she's 'real', Charles unquestioningly supports her desire to change her appearance and BAM Erik thinks she's a babe BAM BAM BAM she's a baddie. Also, (and I'm assuming this is 'canon' but wev) WHERE WERE THE GRATUITOUS FASSBENDER SHIRTLESS SCENES HE IS SUCH A BABE?!?
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June 6, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class
Completely not embarrassed by this: I started out on Wikipedia but then I went to the Marvel website (they have graphs!?!) and so now I know EVERYTHING. The DC one's pretty good too. And I had the exact same experience in Thor. I'm glad you exist.
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June 6, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class
Oh man. Good job. This is the type of funny that if you were a comedian doing stand up I was watching on youtube I would put this on my facebook wall, but it being on videogum means I can only credit it to 'That One' and linking to this post would be SUCH an EFFORT. Also: My entire life is the internet and I am the worst.
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June 3, 2011 on The Ku Klux Klan Protests The Westboro Baptist Church, OBVIOUSLY
I'm nominating Black Books, IT Crowd, Angry Boys and We Can Be Heroes y/y?
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June 3, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review
Seconded, Thirded and Fourthed! I want to marry True Blood, and I still love his recaps. And/or Kelly could do one (yay Kelly!)
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June 3, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review
She called Mjolnir Mew-mew.
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May 11, 2011 on Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous!
Thisthisthis. I was bullied (verbally, except this one time when a girl threw a tomato at my head. Moderately ridiculousfunny looking back at it, but not so much at the time) in primary school and the first few years of high school, and I still worry about this one guy who I was horrible to. He came from a super poor family and had a few siblings- they all smelt bad, and had super unclean knotty hair and clothes in incredibly poor condition, and they got ripped to shreds each day. This was when I was about 10, and I had one friend who would still tell me to go away at lunchtime if she was hanging out with other friends, so I was super insecure. So this guy was getting hassled after school and I was walking past, and the bully yells out to me, 'Hey, you hate this guy, right?' and I just went paused and went 'Yeah, I hate him', and kept on walking. I mean, fuck that was cruel. Fuckfuckfuck. I know that this generally doesn't work, but man, standing up to one of my high school bullies was a super awesome moment. Like, looking back on it, it was pretty shitty of me to say this to her, but 15 yr old me still thinks I'm awesome- I was walking through the common room after school, and the crazy-stereotypical popular girls starting yelling shit at me, so I just kept on walking until one of them goes 'You think you're so cool, don't you?' and I go 'Yeah. Actually, I am cool, and you're just a stupid slut.' She invited me to her pre-ball party like 2 weeks after that.
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April 28, 2011 on The Bully Project Trailer, You Guys
Jesus, I know. As soon as I heard that piano I just started bawling and now I have mascara all over my face and hands and clothes. Also: this looks super sad and I want to give everyone a hug because man, life is ROUGH sometimes.
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April 28, 2011 on The Bully Project Trailer, You Guys
At least you're not almost doing a headtilt and finding this oddly endearing. Someonehelpmeplease.
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April 27, 2011 on Double Dream Feet!
It kinda feels like James Franco started off making a Joaquin Phoenix mockumentary, got some more press and thought 'Fuck it, let's see how this goes.' That, or he's just a douche.
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April 15, 2011 on Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys
"Saying something we wanted to, in a way we never could." Frank Lloyd Wrong 2011-Forever
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April 12, 2011 on This Is Your Adult Bib: The Slobstopper
A+ for finding the picture that perfectly sums up absolutely everything unbearable about Smugnyth Pooptrow (her kindergarten nickname (definitely doing that right)) and also- 'lifts your consciousness'?! I don't even know what that means. Seriously. I feel like that's something that 'artists' say, but DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. But I probably just don't get it. Maybe if I only eat pureed lemons with just a hint of cilantro (also, I'm from New Zealand, I literally don't know what that is. Coriander?) for 6 years, I might find myself 'lifted' (gifted, higher than the ceiling. Ooh-ee what a beautiful feeling. Suga Suga- Baby Bash (I'm hip too))
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April 12, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Interviews Jay-Z And Vice Versa
Still just blinking at the screen.
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April 5, 2011 on Well, The 2011 Day Of Prayer Looks Fucking Terrifying