five flasks from feeling fine

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Here a day late because of the way life changed directions and i haven't been able to obsessively check in for the last few months. But i will always remember the way you guys let me post my bad fauxtoshoppes and choppy gifs and didn't yell at me. It took me a whole year of lurking the comments before i decided there really weren't any shitty trolls among the monsters. I was convinced it was a mirage. A smart, sexy mirage.
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February 8, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
Flanny! At the airport last week (sorry, this is totally off-topic, guys) i saw a ringer for 1997 Jude Law! I was going to snap a picture for you but i was worried about scaring him and airport security and going to that back room. Again. But you should have seen him!
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October 11, 2013 on Is This Weird Gossip Story About Woody Allen Actually About A Ghost?
That explains this. http://i1340.photobucket.com/albums/o726/5f_vg/booj_zps94bdf891.jpg
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October 11, 2013 on Is This Weird Gossip Story About Woody Allen Actually About A Ghost?
If that's his bike in the foreground, someone should teach that man how to use gears.
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October 8, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Gerard Butler Pretending To Go Number 2 In The Street
Good day, good week. I had hoped i would have more videogumtime this week since i am not at work, but sadly i have been super busy until too late and up and going too early. I did get to see Chicago from a Very Tall Building last night, that was awesome. I hope to come back someday when i can have more time for fun.
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October 2, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
It was awesome, we got to do it as a kickstarter reward for backing upgrades to our historic neighborhood cinema. Can you believe Ms Flask didn't want to bowl? When else are you going to get to throw a bowling ball down a theatre aisle without getting arrested!?
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September 20, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
holy shit i just pulled a muscle laughing.
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September 20, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
What!? Twice this week Linda shows up on my radar?! I just found out we are neighbors(!), but i haven't bumped into her yet. I'll tell her flanny said hi if i see her though. Also, i bowled IN a movie theater last night before watching The Big Lebowski, that was my week in comedy.
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September 20, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
http://i1340.photobucket.com/albums/o726/5f_vg/27b6e9ef-1e98-4d18-94af-19b12ece0699_zps2e91189f.jpg
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September 10, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Batman And Captain America Rescue A Cat
http://i1340.photobucket.com/albums/o726/5f_vg/hipponeil_zps6c8fb6e3.jpg HippO'Neil (ask your great-grandparents about these jokes, kids)
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August 2, 2013 on “Veterinarians to the Stars: Whom Hollywood Turns to When Their Pets Need Help”
http://i1340.photobucket.com/albums/o726/5f_vg/apevigoda_zpseb43f4af.jpg Ape Vigoda
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August 2, 2013 on “Veterinarians to the Stars: Whom Hollywood Turns to When Their Pets Need Help”
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcofq3tthh1qc5e74.gif
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August 2, 2013 on This Week In GIFs!
http://youtubedoubler.com/9v5o
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July 29, 2013 on Lasers Pointed At A Camp Fire
But seriously, the Let's thing has been out of hand for a while now. http://i1340.photobucket.com/albums/o726/5f_vg/passionchips_zps91499844.jpg
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July 26, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
it is not quite lunchtime yet here on the west coast so i am weak and my vision is blurry so i thought that said "scones from Gravy" and i thought the extra pants were because you were going to eat SO MUCH GRAVY. Then i dozed off during the 47 Ronin trailer. Those cocaine cronuts i was promised never showed.
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July 26, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo144/lyntamayo_photo/Condolence/condolences-1-1.jpg
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July 26, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
ugh. too much cocaine, not enough doughnut. http://inmyskinnygenes.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/sugar-addiction-donuts-_-istock_000015154101xsmall.jpg?w=300&h=199.gif
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July 26, 2013 on Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her “Flamingo Flamenco”
cocaine doughnuts! http://inmyskinnygenes.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/sugar-addiction-donuts-_-istock_000015154101xsmall.jpg?w=300&h=199
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July 26, 2013 on Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her “Flamingo Flamenco”
I'm creating a bunch of fake accounts so i can keep upvoting the Jude monster gif.
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July 26, 2013 on Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her “Flamingo Flamenco”
Thanks for the cocaine, doughnuts, and group monster Jude Law hugs everyone! Sniff, miss you guys. I'm going to try to make the most of this Friday though!
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July 26, 2013 on Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her “Flamingo Flamenco”
i wake up, decide to check in to see what the monsters are up to this fine Friday... and find they have apparently discovered a dumptruck full of cocaine. i'm going back to bed.
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July 26, 2013 on Pinky The Flamingo Performs Her “Flamingo Flamenco”
Me, the whole time: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9cdl418gp1qzyvhx.gif Happy Friday everyone! Next time i read your witticisms i will be back home in SF! Exclamation Points!!
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June 7, 2013 on Friday Dance Party!
I'm all ears, i probably couldn't hold up my end of the conversation since it has mainly been on in the background while i am focused on modeling (the 3D virtual building kind not the Zoolander kind). But i would love to hear other people's insights before i listen to it on the way home tomorrow (when i can just pay attention to the music instead of silly things like the other cars on I-5 hurling along at 85mph).
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June 6, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Indeed, but i must take my leave, which i will surely do without a #fail http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/134863/gonzo-o.gif
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June 6, 2013 on Dad Hits Son With Baseball!! FAIL
YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! http://media.tumblr.com/b04e9c739a081796ee0fa73ac3b91821/tumblr_inline_mmedkglyvO1qz4rgp.gif
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June 6, 2013 on Dad Hits Son With Baseball!! FAIL
That's ok, better late than never (and oh my goodness is this one better late than never)! To update the movie situation, i picked up Date Night with Steve Carell and Tina Fey from the bargain bin and i rather enjoyed it. The bottle of wine may or may not have had some influence on that, but i lol'd all the same. Congrats on the trivial second place!
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June 6, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
yay for empty labs and literary diversions for introverts.
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June 5, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
All this week i am in a hotel in the greater Los Angeles area to learn to use a new program for the new job i will be starting soon that will keep me away from here even more than the preparing for it already has. So all my days are waking up early, going for a run before it gets too hot, look for a Jude Law picture from flanny, then training training training on the program all day then applying what i know on projects all night until i pass out and wake up and do it again. But i am far enough along that i am taking tonight for myself and just about to go get a bottle of wine, some chocolate, and buy a dvd. Egads, guys - i don't have cable at home, i watch discs or stream shows/movies long after they originally aired. I tried turning on the cable here the first night, but the commercials and all the ESPNs and the noise! On every channel, so much yelling! And the intarwebs connection is so slow here i can't stream, so i have to resort to purchasing something and adding it to my sizable (tiny is a size) video library. But i don't know what movie i am going to get yet. I should have had the foresight to have posted this in morning lynx or something so i could have had suggestions when i got back this evening. So i think that's how was my day today? Oh, and i have decided i like the new VW album very much! I highly recommend it for the soundtrack to your life if you decide to pull a Leaving Las Vegas with software instead of booze.
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June 5, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Are we going to do this every day at 8:00am (PDT) this week? Because i'm ok with that.
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June 4, 2013 on How To Meet Women In The Grocery Store
NOW I AM UNCOMFORTABLE
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June 4, 2013 on How To Meet Women In The Grocery Store