Gobblegirl

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Thanks for being such a great blogmom. Blom.
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February 8, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
Videogum has made my life better. I've made amazing friends and had many laughs. Thank you for everything. Enjoy the big Video Pizza Party in the sky. Pony Day 5ever.
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February 8, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
He is sexually attracted to Idris Elba in a bow tie. That just makes him human like the rest of us.
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January 6, 2014 on Idris Elba Has A Question
The 35th of December is the 25th in Dog Days.
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December 9, 2013 on Some Days You’re A Corgi On A Carousel, Some Days You’re Not
Jeez, Olly, don't be such a killjoy. Save it for the 35th.
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December 9, 2013 on Some Days You’re A Corgi On A Carousel, Some Days You’re Not
I have been in China for more than a month for school, and right now I'm immersed in the painful nightmare that is writing my major research proposal. Thank you for welcoming me back with a corgi on a carousel, Kelly. I needed this. And thank you, corgi on a carousel, for being you.
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December 9, 2013 on Some Days You’re A Corgi On A Carousel, Some Days You’re Not
I always get Paul F Tompkins and Bob Odenkirk mixed up in my head, so i'll take this opportunity to recommend the Dead Authors Podcast. So good, you guys.
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October 10, 2013 on An Interview with The Birthday Boys’ Mike Hanford, Dave Ferguson, and Chris VanArtsdalen
Well, of course nothing else could compete. Perfect meal.
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Yeah, it's "orphan" thanksgiving. And I just meant "less historical racism that people always bring up despite the fact it's totally possible to have a non-racist thanksgiving and those people are just killjoys," but it was too long. I am making Turkey with HOMEMADE cranberry (don't knock it til you've tried it, FT) and gravy, stuffing, mashed potatoes, my famous brussels sprouts, homemade buns, beets and carrots, pumpkin pie, and friends are bringing salad and brown sugar yams.
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Are they leather? They'll stretch!
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Make a bourbon caesar! So delicious, and much better than a regular vodka caesar.
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Don't leave us hanging! What did you have for lunch?
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Oh jeez, that's the worst. If you can clean them off (a little bit of oxyclean on a damp cloth) you might be able to make them nice enough for Goodwill, or kijiji?
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I thought you were going to say "I've only pumped twice. So my boobs exploded all over my desk. Milk everywhere."
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Look who's back! My day has been pretty good, (if you don't count the part where I went to the Chinese visa office with the wrong paperwork and have to go back tomorrow). Guys, I am getting SO EXCITED for Thanksgiving (Canadian Thanksgiving, the less-racist one). I am hosting for the first time, and I have already deep-cleaned my apartment, and done some of the shopping. I made the cranberry sauce yesterday! Thanksgiving is my absolute number one favourite holiday ever of all time no exceptions, and I also love to cook. I am more excited than you can possibly imagine. I made a spreadsheet of all the dishes and ingredients, and when to cook what. It's incredibly nerdy! And I am going to BRINE THE TURKEY. What's your favourite Thanksgiving food?
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October 9, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
So are Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence BFFs who send each other every script they ever get, with "I'll do it if you do it" written in the margins?
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October 3, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I like a man who delivers on his promises. Even when his promises are unspeakably horrific.
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September 30, 2013 on Babies Should Be The Only Ones Allowed To Dance
Wow, Mark Wahlberg must have been feeling pretty low that he went to some no-name bar instead of Wahlburgers when he was feeling down.
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August 8, 2013 on Mark Wahlberg Lets A Friend Know His True Feelings About Being Mistaken For Matt Damon
One day, our children will see a Gabe Delahaye retrospective on hover-tv, and we'll say "I was there when it was just us, the internet, and Topher Grace." And they will laugh and roll their eyes, but we'll remember what it was like, at the beginning, on videogum dot com.
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July 29, 2013 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux)
I think you misunderstand why I'm laughing.
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July 26, 2013 on What Is Even The Point Of Professional Comedy?