godspeed you black simperer

Comments from godspeed you black simperer

Ive seen Oscar winning films with rape scenes 10 times more graphic and disturbing than that.

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November 30, 2014 on Watch The Unreleased Marilyn Manson Video In Which Lana Del Rey Is Raped

The first time i saw this commercial i immediately thought “haha that sounds exactly like the Cure. Somebody must be a fan” and was kinda pleasantly surprised by the attention to goth authenticity rather than just playing some shitty early-2000s emo song. I fucking hate these commercials though.

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May 27, 2014 on Sprint Brazenly Rips Off The Cure’s “Lullaby” In Its Goth-Themed Framily Commercial

“You know what? I like Pavement, I like Boston, I like Lou Reed, I like a little bit of Television, I’m secretly a Blondie fan, and my guilty pleasure is I love Nicki Minaj.”

Im pretty sure this is exactly how 95% of Americans over the age of 25 deal with their musical tastes.

Look man, nobody expects your new stuff to sound exactly like your old stuff, they just expect the relative quality to be the same. And if youre gonna shift genres or whatever, you have to expect youre going to shift fans as well, and lose more than you gain because youre not a megastar like you were in the early-to-mid 90s.

But let me clue you in on something: when you think about the megastars that have successfully shifted styles and genres throughout long and illustrious careers (with both huge up and huge downs), and not only had the fans stick with them, but gained new fans over time–you know, people like Bob Dylan, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, etc–what do they all have in common? They all bill themselves with A NAME, the name of the artist.

And when you think about all the old bands that are sorry excuses of their former selves, playing nothing but the Top 40 Hits to aging baby boomers at county crawfish festivals, what do THEY have in common? Theyre still dragging around the name of their old dead band, even though they only have one surviving member.

If you want people to stop begging you to play old Smashing Pumpkins songs, stop calling yourself and whoever you happen to be touring with that day “The Smashing Pumpkins”. Its so fucking obvious man. Just go by “Billy Corgan”, or come up with a new band name, something. How can you expect people to let go of your past when YOU cant even do it?

And the constant persecution complex thing is really getting old, but thats probably been with you forever and is either extraneous to the music or a driving aspect of it, so i wont harp on it too much. You are who you are.

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September 21, 2012 on Billy Corgan On The State Of The Alternative Community

the most disturbing thing about this is that people find Emma Stone attractive. how do they not realize its just a skinsuit

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December 11, 2011 on Jim Carrey’s Message To Emma Stone

Crotchless panties are passe. What we need are buttholeless panties. Its like a thong, but the string in the back diverts into a circle, like a river around a mighty elm, except the elm is your butthole. And the benefit is you dont have to take them off to have sex OR to poop.

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December 11, 2011 on Rest Your Case, Store At The Mall Selling Crotchless Panties For Children!

Paint the names of the original colors of the house, on the house, in brown. The way to win at life is to make people horribly regret ever asking you to do things.

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December 10, 2011 on Please Sign Our Fake Petition To Keep The Up House Multicolored

starring James Franco

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December 10, 2011 on American Psycho Is FINALLY Getting The Remake It Deserves

I can believe theyre letting people who are not very good at directing maybe start to direct things all of a sudden. Now all the movies will start to be not very good. Frowny face

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December 10, 2011 on Apparently Anyone Is Allowed To Just Direct A Goddamned Movie

Thank you for informing me as to what occurred on two non-consecutive episodes of Piers Morgan Tonight with Piers Morgan, a show i have never watched. Otherwise i wouldnt know.

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December 10, 2011 on Michael Moore Hems And Haws His Way Towards Something Resembling Honesty