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Oh, but obviously her husband would not be able to be like "oh, I'll just erase her affairs every time." You don't get to pick what you forget. It's not Eternal Sunshine or anything.
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
Yeah, that legitimately happens. The thing that doesn't happen is you being fine and sing-songy like 3 minutes after it is over - especially they way they did it in the 60s. You'd be groggy and probably not making much sense, and in the 60s you likely would have some bruises on your head/face (though today it's an outpatient procedure and there's no of the scary hardcore violent convulsions anymore).
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
Noted this upthread before I read it here - but I concur!
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
I thought that was all a direct parallel to Betty - Don met Betty when she modeled in a fur ad, and now Megan is acting in his ads, too. Your wives! They are Full Circle!
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
I realize I am like 500 years late here, but in the previews the doorway Don was standing in looked like Lane's. My guess was that he was going to report the news to his wife.
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June 5, 2012 on Mad Men: Everybody Hurts
I thought the whole Kinsey storyline was actually perfect. Of course he is trying to be a Krishna. And of course Harry is immediately better at meditating than Kinsey is. Poor Kinsey is always trying to be on the cutting edge of the counterculture, but really he's too much of a square to be fully accepted by anybody who is actually counterculture. Again, I thought it was amazing and awesome.
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May 22, 2012 on Mad Men: Oh Right, Advertising
I love all of The Hunt entries, but if I have to pick two favorites off of the top of my head, they are "The Lake House" and "The Wicker Man" What's Up With Topher Grace grew on me over time to the point that I loved it, and I am still sad it is gone. And this thread is bookmarked because this video makes me cry real tears of laughter every time I watch it. A'Capella scream band auditions plus the accompanying text just hits a funny-ness nerve. http://videogum.com/98781/we_should_all_be_so_lucky_as_t_3/music-related-content/
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April 15, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
My mother pointed this out to me about 10 years ago, and once you see it, it cannot be unseen. He even tried to get it fixed up at one point with invisalign, and apparently it didn't really do anything.
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January 18, 2012 on How Rosie O’Donnell Knows Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay
Whoa. I realize I am way late here, but I had no idea this website existed. And I have discovered that "...I would rather not have any discussion than have a derailed, re-centered, garbage discussion that implicitly dismisses the seriousness of institutional homophobia, thus creating an unsafe space for queer Shakers." is a statement that has been written and exists in the world. I assume "Shakers" is their term for themselves, but I have much more fun reading that as the old-timey "Gift to be Simple" religion. And yeah, even the Portlandia bookstore ladies would be immediately banned - possibly for asking a question, it seems.
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January 18, 2012 on Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole
He's an odd dude. Stephen Hawking was his graduate school advisor, he is an expert in French cuisine, and he helped create Microsoft. In possibly the same podcast, he talked about his logical foray into cuisine, as cooking is really just all about thermodynamics. The mayor of Nerd Village. And the patent thing is so confusing/awful. The actual point of his company is to have really smart people sit around and think up crazy ideas and then patent them without creating anything. Then they wait for other people to actually do those ideas and try to patent them and then they sue them. That's the company. That's basically all they do (although some portion of the company put out those $650 cookbooks).
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January 5, 2012 on Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits
"Women be shopping" -Jeff Dunham. I am definitely doing it right.
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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!
Dear Anthony Bourdain, You were right about Guy Fieri. Love, World
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October 17, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri
TANYAAAAAAAA!
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October 17, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Anna Faris And Drake
My theory on the hypocrisy is rooted in the party leaders being old rich white guys and wanting to keep their crown as master decision-makers. So basically, anything where somebody else holds the power or is given opportunity to get what they need to have more power - the ladies deciding about their uteri, gay people getting to do what they want, the poors having access to things that could empower them, the ability for non-white non-rich people to emigrate here if they want - those things are all very bad and they want to have their hands in making sure those things don't happen. On the flip side, anything that affects things the old white rich guys like - shooting guns, money, having the ability to dump their company's leftover toxic waste wherever they please - then that's where small government is crucial. The funniest part is they've gotten people who AREN'T old white rich guys to buy into this scheme! Hilarious! So you end up with Michele Bachman, who is basically the female gender's equivalent to Dave Chappelle's old blind guy who hates black people even though he's black. It's amazing.
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September 8, 2011 on Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)
We'll always have 1985.
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August 16, 2011 on Lauren Conrad Is A Goddamned Liar!
Ghost Writer quiz! Which one of these cast members was in my political science classes in college (Jeallousssss?) and now has a very successful voiceover career and - worlds colliding - did all the voiceover work for promos for The Hills? Coincidence? Probably not. Bonus fact: This person is also the voice of Swiffer commercials. True story.
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August 16, 2011 on Lauren Conrad Is A Goddamned Liar!
That movie was so so bad. Are we doing a Most Boring Movie of All Time hunt yet? Nominated! And I say that as someone who basically wanted to BE Samantha as a child/tween, because magical powers are awesome and she is sassy. So I guess it would be hard to make it worse than that movie? But Hollywood is one to take on a challenge!
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August 10, 2011 on The New Bewitched Is OUR Generation’s Bewitched
I thought I'd click through and read about him dying of eating too many burritos, so we're on the same page (either you and me, or me and Ron Swanson. Not sure which).
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August 8, 2011 on Fake Heaven Just Got A Little More Charlie Sheen’s Character On Two And A Half Men