Comments from hurleyburley

Certainly couldn't let that opportunity to remind us all he'd have been in first class pass by . . .
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January 18, 2012 on Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11
I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, they don't know what they are doing chicken-wise.
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October 20, 2011 on The “John Travolta Was Snubbed By KFC” Game!
And hello to them finally showing series 4 of the UK version here in the US!
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June 10, 2011 on MTV Has Cancelled Skins
Wait so today is Hitler's bday, the anniversary of Columbine, the anniversary of the oil spill, and the day after Skynet became self-aware? Whoa, that's some bad juju.
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April 20, 2011 on HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HITLER!
What I find weird is that the kid was on the Today Show the morning after the Superbowl. I mean, how did that get arranged? Even assuming he lives in NYC, did the booking person watch the ad and get in touch with him immediately to set up an interview at 7 the next morning? How could they have known that the ad would be such a "phenomenon" (eye roll) that it would require follow up interviews? I am assuming that Volkswagon pre-arranged the whole thing to garner more publicity for their commercial (ugh) and the Today Show, which I think still sometimes pretends to be a news show, went along with it (double ugh).
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February 8, 2011 on An Open Letter To The Internet In Regards To The Super Bowl Car Commercial Darth Vader Kid
Jerry Maguire: A lot of people end up settling because they are lonely.
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February 2, 2011 on Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines
Long Underwear the Wild Things Are
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January 26, 2011 on Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies
Gore-Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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January 26, 2011 on Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies
Lady in the Hot Water Bottle
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January 26, 2011 on Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies
Next you're going to tell me that a T-Rex can't bite you in half while you are taking a shit in an outhouse.
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January 25, 2011 on How Jurassic Park Got Velociraptors Wrong
The Chapstick is Not Enough
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January 18, 2011 on Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies
Fever Pitch Black at 4 pm
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January 18, 2011 on Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies
Inconsiderate cell phone man was funnier. MAULED BY A TIGER!
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January 14, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Blue Tooth Man
In a related story, the people on Hoarders have expressed concerns that the show makes them look "kinda weird" and "undateable."
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January 13, 2011 on Millionaire CrybabyMaker
How much did this little jokeroo cost, anyway? What did he do- take the golf cart to the pimp my ride place? Hire Banksy to paint the Wham! portraits? Does Brad Pitt even know where to procure pink balloons? He probably hasn't even been in an actual store since Thelma & Louise.
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January 11, 2011 on Brad Pitt Is A Real Prankosaurus!
"I don't make good movies in the 21st century, but apparently you can retain relevancy anyway."
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December 10, 2010 on Quote Of The Day
Wait, so now "traveling the world" is a laudable goal? He knows that he might meet some furr'ners that way, right?
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December 9, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Is A Lunatic
Some Like it Hot Buttered Rum (for the lactose-intolerant)
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December 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies
Oh vom, we seriously have to listen to Jay talk about his rough life on the road doing stand up??
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December 6, 2010 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: The Jay Leno Show
Anyone else have to look away during Katarina Witt's mean air guitar sequence?
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December 3, 2010 on All The World’s Biggest Stars Lip Dub “Let It Be” For Some Reason
Gorillas in the Mistletoe
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November 24, 2010 on Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies
Jesus Christ, this guy is a Superstar???
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November 18, 2010 on Dane Cook Working On His EGOT