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Wow. Glad you are better. I think I speak for many that you are brave, and thankful you are here to share your expereience.
+11 | 3/7/11 11:48 PM
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I kind of thought that too; esp. during the spoken word parts...or is that rapping? I am so confused (and white)!
+3 | 3/7/11 4:09 PM
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I was also in show choir, and was a respectable Marion Paroo. You are amoungst friends.
+2 | 2/23/11 3:05 PM
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I have been making a big mistake smuggling gummie bears into the theatre; it should be a bottle of bleach...just in case.
+12 | 2/22/11 2:32 PM
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As a mother I am very nervous about that baby slipping in the tub and knocking its little head on the unprotected tub spigot. As a human I am speechless about the first video.
+7 | 2/18/11 10:39 AM
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Unfortunately I saw the Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt "What Women Want" and it is very dumb (great analysis!) but at least the faces those two make during the whole movie are so cringe worthy and hilariously terrible it distracted me from the plot (there really wasn't one).
+3 | 2/15/11 11:26 AM
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thisismynightmare, you being guest blogger is my dream come true! Please no more Julia Roberts quotes though unless you are making fun of her. Thanks.
+4 | 2/14/11 10:54 AM
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Did anyone here spend 19 minutes watching the Elizabeth Gilbert speech? Just curious if it will be worth a laugh or just make my head spin off.
+2 | 1/31/11 6:22 PM
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You don't have to buy it; I am giving away free copies at the learning annex this weekend!
+41 | 1/31/11 6:18 PM
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I guess I do not have the courage (bank account) to be an American hero (who can only find out who I am in foreign countries). I guess I will have to just be a good wife and mother, make the people I love happy by being present, and eat spaghetti in my kitchen. I hope I haven't let Elizabeth Gilbert down.
+58 | 1/31/11 6:09 PM
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I feel that this is a great place to post (I Like You, get it?) has anyone noticed though, as a seasoned celebrity getting in and out of cars, that showing your crotch might be the first thing they teach you in celebrity school?
+2 | 1/25/11 11:29 PM
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Also, pretending you have a communicable disease around an infant is hilarious!
+1 | 1/14/11 2:55 PM
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With your permission I am going to say "web of snark" and "spiderbitch" whenever possible.
+6 | 1/13/11 4:17 PM
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I think this young man is charming, and I want to go to his cocktail parties when he he 21 and proud.
+3 | 1/11/11 6:49 PM
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I miss your avatar as it was familiar and comforting. I know people have been bitching about this all week but the avatar changing is a bit much for my limited brain powers to handle. I am glad you are feeling better!
+8 | 1/7/11 6:14 PM
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I have relatives by marriage in the grand state of North Dakota. I have to (HAVE TO. HELP ME.) travel there every year in the summer and it can be quite peasant. May I ask what city you lived in? My people are in Minnewauken outside of Devil's Lake (SEND HELP THIS JULY).
+1 | 1/4/11 6:53 PM
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Sorry bluestockings, I am a plagiarist commentator today. I am done here.
+6 | 12/22/10 2:29 PM
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OK, I guess I know what I'm doing this afternoon...
+5 | 12/22/10 2:28 PM
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I could listen to Lonnie all day.
+6 | 12/22/10 2:15 PM
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As a lady (!), and a monster, I beg you to consider that your monster link has no Facebook or twitter links for the simple people to look at...pleeze advise...
+12 | 12/17/10 6:18 PM
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I have implemented some of her cooking and party tips and was very successful. Party at my house!
+6 | 12/17/10 11:25 AM
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I want you to be my sensei.
+7 | 12/16/10 10:34 AM
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That is my boyfriend, a man who would, seeing a woman in peril, possibly with burns to the scalp, will jump away from her laughing, and making sure it was filmed to be added to her portfolio. I love him and know his priorities are in order; he knows women are strong and able to extinguish themselves if they choose to. Who is he to interfere?
+26 | 12/16/10 9:49 AM
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Has Satan been working out?
+6 | 12/15/10 10:30 AM
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I have such a stomachache now.
+2 | 12/13/10 11:17 AM
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In the sex-offender-moving-in-next-door sense.
+3 | 12/10/10 6:12 PM
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This makes me uncomfortable.
+9 | 12/10/10 3:38 PM
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Also, I tire of the fake British accents. What is Angelina, this generations Gwyneth Paltrow?
+10 | 12/10/10 10:50 AM
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I was in show choir in High School (GENTLEMEN!) and ditto your comment.
+8 | 12/10/10 10:43 AM
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I just finished this book last night. I had tears on my cheeks.
+9 | 12/9/10 3:54 PM
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Welcome xanadude! Love the avatar. Mahwage. Great stuff.
+3 | 12/9/10 1:56 PM
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This kid could teach Willow a thing or two.
+9 | 12/9/10 11:40 AM
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I don't and I accept your apology....(slinks away with sad face)* *sad for me but it is very great.
+16 | 12/8/10 2:30 PM
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I love when people say "don't get me started" because usually there is an awesome rant attached to it. Just get started already!
+21 | 12/6/10 6:05 PM
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Actually, the RV was broken down days before when they dropped off the guy with glass bones by the side of the road, (no more duct tape!) and then they all hopped back in and drove to the CDC, ran out of gas, and then got back in and drive off to wherever. Anyway, I want a magical RV like that for Christmas!
+33 | 12/6/10 12:14 PM
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Is it terrible that I dislike these two children so very much? I hope Daddy can make some phone calls so Willow can get her acting career off the ground soon... (bittergum)
+11 | 12/6/10 11:42 AM
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"what" not "want". yeesh the irony.
+6 | 12/2/10 3:53 PM
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"We're dancing like we're dumb..." I think someone needs to tell Ke$ha want the word "like" means.
+48 | 12/2/10 3:51 PM
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I have to comment just to have my avatar represented. (oh, and doesn't David Arquette remind you of the acquaintance who wants to show you the hilarious video he and his friends made and you have to sit through Dirt Squirrel)
+10 | 11/30/10 3:33 PM
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Your brother is my personal hero. Teacherman, Baby Friday and Cool Brother together at a table eating turkey; Thanksgiving is awesome for you!
+1 | 11/23/10 7:19 PM
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