Comments from iantenna

oh fuck a duck.
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October 24, 2011 on Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second?
fuck. read all posts next time before making jean-ralphio joke. my bad, dudes.
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October 24, 2011 on Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second?
so this show is basically jean-ralphio moves to the big city?
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October 24, 2011 on Can We Talk About How To Make It In America For A Second?
"i'm nellin' like magellan"
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June 13, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell
i had a dream last week where i came up with the best suggestion for the hunt. i spent all of that day trying to remember what movie it was so i could post it in the comments today. i still haven't been able to remember what it was. it's in fact quite possible that the movie doesn't exist and was made up in my dream world. cool story, bro.
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June 6, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Somewhere
a friend signed my 8th grade yearbook with something to the effect of "i'd love to hang with you this summer but i know you'll be spending all your time with alana," the girl i had an all-too-obvious crush on for a huge percentage of my teenage years. i ran to the office demanding a new yearbook because i hadn't gotten alana to sign it yet, and god forbid she be reminded for the 5 millionth time i had a crush on her. they refused but taped a piece of scrap paper over the offending quote. of course, alana (and probably everybody else) peeled back the tape to reveal the offense within, and watching that happen from across the room in 5th period science was about as cheek-burningly embarrassing an experience as i had had. in retrospect, i must have wanted it to happen, though. otherwise, why didn't i just sharpie that shit out? being a teenager is hard.
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June 6, 2011 on Middle School Yearbook’s Hilarious “Five Worst People”
the thirtysomething recaps were my favorite thing ever. i would love more recaps of terrible, and not so terrible, old shows that are on netflix instant, we could all watch along. have you watched numbers? that is a terrible show. joel fleishman is in it (HI JOEL!), and so is that dude from taxi. what about magnum p.i.? that is also an awful show, the dude with the mustache that isn't burt reynolds is in it. studio 60 on the sunset strip? it was fun to wait every week to talk about something that aired 20 years before. buffy, angel, twin peaks. the possibilities are endless (not really, but sorta).
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June 2, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review
chutney swope
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June 1, 2011 on Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks
what's eating gilbert crepe?
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June 1, 2011 on Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks
i was just lamenting the lack of pun-based pho restaurant names in the bay area. there is a "what the pho?" somewhere but i need more.
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June 1, 2011 on Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks
whoooozps.
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June 1, 2011 on Well, This Sasha Grey “Short Film” Is Terrible
"the thing about having a trust fund is, you get to be whatever you say you are." - richard phillips
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June 1, 2011 on Well, This Sasha Grey “Short Film” Is Terrible
"the thing about having a trust fund is, you get to be whatever you say you are." - richard phillips
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June 1, 2011 on Well, This Sasha Grey “Short Film” Is Terrible
" Has a more psychological portent in looking at the psychological consequences, or at least psychologically of what has come before." - Richard Phillips (painter, film maker, constructor of sentences)
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June 1, 2011 on Well, This Sasha Grey “Short Film” Is Terrible
"i was hoping to get laid." - richard phillips
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May 27, 2011 on Well, This Lindsay Lohan “Short Film” Is Terrible
exactly. can i get a movie like this where the people's actions are actually believable? nobody has ever run in flip flops in the rain to find out who their wife is fucking, ever. "i didn't take the car because i just didn't think of it. it has nothing to do with the fact that the director thought it would be a 'cool' moment where like, the crowd is totally amused, but also sympathizing with my plight."
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May 26, 2011 on Being White Is Hard: The Descendants Trailer, You Guys
the running in flip flops scene is killing me. such the quirky serious movie cliche move.
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May 26, 2011 on Being White Is Hard: The Descendants Trailer, You Guys
moulin rogue!
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May 25, 2011 on Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames
slow, cheap, and out of control
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May 25, 2011 on Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames
4 universities and a junior college
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May 25, 2011 on Best New Party Game 54: #PalinFilmNames