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I desperately nominate Law Abiding Citizen. It's one thing to make a dumb revenge movie, it's another to make a dumb revenge movie that talks down to the audience and pretends to have anything to do with "our broken justice system". Barf. BARF I say!
+4 | 11/16/10 5:04 AM
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I'm sorry, I'm still laughing at Shellbomber's "Not to be a pain in the ass" and then looking at his picture. Was this an intentional joke? Probably. Probably and this comment need not exist.
+2 | 11/3/10 12:22 PM
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This is exactly where I'm at with it too. I was worried Gabe would just eviscerate this movie and make me feel stupid for enjoying its cuteness but I identify with that Sixpence None The Richer example and I recognize that I am that person.
+29 | 11/1/10 6:16 PM
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Oh please yes. What a hateful, stupid mess of a movie. This needs to be in the Hunt!
+7 | 11/1/10 6:09 PM
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The Dark Knight Rises: A caped crusader learns to overcome his sexual inhibitions. MY COMMENT IS SO RELEVANT YOU GUYS!
+1 | 10/27/10 6:11 PM
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The Lord of The Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring: A heartwarming portrait of a polygamist and his wives in rural Utah.
+7 | 10/27/10 6:04 PM
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12 Angry Men: After being betrayed by their commanding officer 12 marines take matters into their own hands, where the only law...IS REVENGE!
+1 | 10/27/10 6:00 PM
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The Godfather: The life of a business man climbing the corporate ladder is thrown comically upside down when he is made Godfather to a rambunctious little boy.
+2 | 10/27/10 5:54 PM
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This is completely off-topic but I must share the worst joke I ever made. Last week my friends and I were talking about the McDonalds cartoon characters, specifically the Hamburglar and after sitting silent for a long while I blurted "What? Does he BURGLE HAMS!?" Despite the utter idiocy of the joke and rendering the room very quiet I laughed so hard at my own joke I had to get up and leave the room. Stupid story aside, I totally agree with you here.
+17 | 10/6/10 6:40 PM
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Did anyone catch the moment where Pete got the news about the baby and when everyone said "congratulations" Roger just said "Dear God..."? And was anyone else really excited to see Ray Wise pop up as (Alex Mack)'s dad? Twin Peaks!!! Also yes, great recap. This show needs more HILARIOUS CLOTHING PARTIES.
+4 | 10/4/10 5:55 PM
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Fat Tony: "What's a truck?"
0 | 9/23/10 1:50 AM
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Three Hole Punch Drunk Love
+7 | 8/12/10 7:11 PM
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Jurassic Business Park "Condos. If I had built a block of condos in this business park you wouldn't have a thing to say about it." -CEO John Hammond
+1 | 8/12/10 6:53 PM
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I think this movie will end with the boat sinking to the ocean floor and then we pan back to see...THE FIRST TITANIC RIGHT NEXT TO IT! Holy shit!!!
+26 | 7/28/10 6:04 PM
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Titanic II: 2TI2TANIC
+30 | 7/28/10 3:47 PM
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I loved when she revived this role in the Bourne movies.
+24 | 6/30/10 3:59 PM
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If this was a comedy show Walt and Jesse would have lured their assassins to the laser tag place and confused them by turning all the machines on at once, starting one of the funniest gun battles of all time, the shooters accidentally mistaking laser guns for real guns, accidentally getting high scores on things, etc. I would watch that show.
+11 | 6/14/10 4:50 PM
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It seems like the people disappointed with the finale wanted midichlorians, but they didn't want midichlorians but we were promised midichlorians and didn't get them even though we didn't want them! I thought the finale was great.
+4 | 5/24/10 4:42 PM
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Would you use it on a mat? Would you use it with a bat? I do not like it, TV Hat!
+20 | 4/21/10 3:33 PM
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I hear T.I.'s gonna be there! (Sadly I am a Canadian monster)
+6 | 3/18/10 8:57 PM
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These movies are actually based on Margaret Atwood's "The Blind Assassin" and split into two movies, thus the similarities.
+53 | 3/16/10 2:49 PM
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Nope, still learning to use the internet.
+54 | 3/16/10 2:42 PM
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+4 | 3/16/10 2:40 PM
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This movie taught me that the underprivileged strive to live in Norman Rockwell paintings.
+25 | 3/16/10 2:34 PM
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I loved her in 28 Days Later
0 | 3/8/10 8:28 PM
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BEST PICTURE: The Hurt Locker BEST ACTOR: Jeff Bridges BEST ACTRESS: Sandra Bullock BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christoph Waltz BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Monique BEST DIRECTOR: Kathryn Bigelow BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Inglourious Basterds BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Up in the Air BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: Up BEST ORIGINAL SONG: “The Weary Kind”: Ryan Bingham BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Michael Giacchino for Up ART DIRECTION: Avatar CINEMATOGRAPHY: Avatar COSTUME DESIGN: Coco Before Chanel BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: The Cove BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT: The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant EDITING: Avatar BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE: The White Ribbon MAKEUP: Star Trek ANIMATED SHORT: A Matter of Loaf and Death LIVE ACTION SHORT: The Door SOUND EDITING: Inglorious Bastards SOUND MIXING: Avatar VFX: Avatar Weeeeeeeeeee!
0 | 3/6/10 2:31 AM
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In my life Fridays are on MonstersBallDay, not the other way around. Great stuff, gang!
0 | 2/19/10 9:56 PM
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Well something sure is tingling, but it feels more like my gag reflex.
+13 | 2/19/10 10:50 AM
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Be SILENT, Bob!
+5 | 2/18/10 3:08 PM
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This is so fake, everyone knows Pandora basketball is called Unobtain-o-ball.
+32 | 2/17/10 4:46 PM
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Please help. My name is John. I work for a special police force that uses a system of bald people and wooden balls in tubes to arrest people for murders they will commit in the future. Also I'm a drug addict, but still rock at my job. The other day I get to work and this g-man starts giving me guff about the system and then, to make matters worse, my name pops up in the tube! So I replaced my eyes, which was both wacky and painful and then stole the smartest bald girl out of the toilet-shaped room. Now my job security is at risk, I'm supposed to kill a guy I've never met before, hover-men with barf sticks are chasing me and to cap it all off things are still rocky with my ex-wife, probably because our only son was abducted several years ago. I need to know how to find a specific report! Do I even have one?!
0 | 1/20/10 2:39 AM
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Has anyone suggested Spider-Man 3 for the WMOAT? That jazz scene does not get enough discredit.
0 | 1/13/10 12:58 AM
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Happy Holidays, Monsters. You have all given me much joy this year.
+2 | 12/25/09 3:04 PM
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I like the choice to make Tiger's breasts only modestly sized. We wouldn't want this to look ridiculous.
+7 | 12/8/09 11:20 AM
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Shit. You get out of prison and Vern Shillinger shows up. A scene involving J.K. Simmons carving a swastika into Tim Allen's ass cheek would be a subtle and appropriate homage to a great series I think.
+3 | 11/19/09 2:30 PM
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I'm a little embarrassed to admit I'm dressed as Steve Zissou right now. You know me too well, Gabe.
+3 | 10/31/09 10:17 PM
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After that guy asked him "And what are you supposed to be?" Don should have looked to the camera and shrugged his shoulders Jim Halpert-style.
+7 | 10/27/09 10:08 AM
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Maybe this is just his roundabout way of telling us he wants a child to offer, nay, INSIST he drinks his Coke.
+1 | 10/16/09 5:11 PM
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Everybody runs. But this guy runs in that weird, intense "Tom Cruise" sort of way. You can't stop what's coming. Because it has a beeping locator thing. Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours. Frogs.
+1 | 10/7/09 7:12 PM
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