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His dad is a Muppet, right?

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October 1, 2012 on Still Just So Excited About This

OMG MICHEAL FASSBINDER. He was AMAZING as Mr. Magnetic in The X-Man’s First Class! And Seth Rogan was awesome in We’re Pregnant with an Illigitimate Child!

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July 26, 2012 on Benedict Cumberbatch Was Nice To Someone!

There also isn’t enough talk about their childhoods being raped. Buzzfeed loves talking about the rape of childhood. In fact, that’s another buzzfeed list they should have had. “25 things that raped my childhood.”

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July 18, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Hm. The McSweeny’s Buzzfeed list needs more superlatives. “Amazing,” “Incredible,” and especially “Mind Blowing.” Buzzfeed editors think everything will blow our minds.

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July 18, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

If this theater owner’s account is accurate, I think I’m the most disturbed by the audience member whose response to “what do you want to talk about?” was “rape.” Like, did he leave for the show saying, “Brah, I hope Tosh does some rape jokes. I can’t get enough of those!”? That’s messed up.

“I hope I rape someone later. Fist bump, bro. Let’s sword fight with our dongs.” Or whatever. I don’t know what bros talk about. Tazing people? Don’t taze me, bro?

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July 11, 2012 on “Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape” Follow-Up

“I can’t tell you anything about the VP process. You know that, Neil. Now why don’t you make like a tree and leave?”

Do you get it?! You guys get it.

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July 11, 2012 on Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References

I mean, I guess it’s probably Breaking Bad. Any regular reader of this web-site could guess that. Or even click the link to find out! But I prefer to keep it vague. Like, “Our team made the championship!” and “I haven’t been the same since the accident.”

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July 11, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

I like how you didn’t say what show is the season premiere. Like, “The big season premiere is coming up, so I have to keep my weekend clear.” So vague!

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July 11, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Tosh.0 sucks, but I don’t think anything could make me miss Carlos Mencia.

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July 10, 2012 on Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0

Oh cool. Someone managed to capture how awful instant-gram is in a rap song. It’s what we’ve all been clamoring for!

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June 28, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Rap Song About Instagram

I saw Tom Wilson’s standup one time. During the show, he rapped on my head and said, “Hello? Anyone in there? Think, Michael, think!” It was the best.

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May 11, 2012 on Tom Wilson Answers Your Back To The Future Questions

YES. Just keep it a secret between us, though!

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April 26, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Best Slow Motion Exit with Background Explosion.

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April 25, 2012 on Let’s Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories

You guys, I missed the whole night because I went to this thing where Nick Offerman stood on stage and gave everyone his ten tips for living a meaningful life. It was really weird! But pretty amusing and funny, and he lead us all in a chorus of “5000 Candles in the Wind.”

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April 20, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Yeah, when my Comcast-brand dvr didn’t record the second episode two weeks ago, I was so angry! Moreso because Jenna’s “Weird”-Al-proof song was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, and I can’t rewind it over and over again. Now I barely remember how it went. :[

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April 13, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

I plan on watching The Running Man to celebrate the release of The Hungry Games: The Movie.

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March 23, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

I’m hoping for a Three Stooges spinoff of Larry David’s nun.

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March 16, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

You guys, last night I had a zombie nightmare, and in it, Shane went out and got a pizza from somewhere (the last open pizzeria in Zombieville, I guess) and didn’t even share it with anyone!

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March 12, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E12: Two Shanes Enter, One Shane BRAINS!