Comments from Jareth

Vehement disagreement from this festive party! What about this long list of songs THAT I LOVE, that must, therefore, prove that Christmas music is fantastic.... Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, Christmas in Harlem by Kanye West, This Christmas by Donny Hathaway, Little Saint Nick by The Beach Boys, Christmas is Coming Soon by Blitzen Trapper, any track from The Charlie Brown Christmas Album, Got Something For You by Best Coast & Wavves, Are You Coming Over For Christmas by Belle and Sebastian, Everythings Gonna Be Cool This Christmas by The Eeels, Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto by James Brown, the Home Alone Theme by John Williams, Xmas Blues by LCD Soundsystem, Purple Snowflakes by Marvin Gaye, Christmas All Over Again by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, White Christmas by Otis Redding and a whole host of tracks from the multitude of Sufjan Stevens Holiday records.... NOW, go listen to all of those tracks in order, in silence, and DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU LOVE THEM!
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November 28, 2011 on It Is Officially The Holiday Season!
Stolen from a Youtube comment that actually made me laugh far too loudly in my own room, urging my housemate to ask what was going on, prompting me to make excuses and tell him to go away whilst slamming my door shut: "She should get the POO-litzer prize!!!!" I slammed the door on my own sense of worth....
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November 9, 2011 on WHO POOPED AND PEED ON THE BANK?!
Terminate. Rocky. Hard. A porn moguls brainwave upon seeing this.....
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October 11, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: On The Set Of The Expendables 2
I want him to be my long distant lover...is that weird???
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September 27, 2011 on Tom Waits – “Back In The Crowd”
Singing along in an imitation voice to Wild Beasts must be THE MOST annoying trait my new neighbours have had to deal with....
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July 27, 2011 on Wild Beasts – “Bed Of Nails” Video
Russell Brand has written a surprisingly touching and intelligent post on the news and the nature of addiction: http://www.russellbrand.tv/2011/07/for-amy/
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July 24, 2011 on R.I.P. Amy Winehouse
There are a fair few who have screamed out in some sort of rage/bemoaning about this hubbub surrounding her death (with those seemingly finding it hard to believe that people could be empathic towards more than one thing at once, as evident in the first comment, quite common). But there are plenty of others who have claimed the 'great status' with similar backgrounds John Belushi could have had a massive, Bill Murray-esque (Peter Venkman was created for him), film career before dying of a speedball after becoming a heavy drug user. Still, he is greatly regarded. Similar with River Phoenix, Chris Farley, Brad Renfro. And musicians like Jay Reatard, Joplin and even Jeff Buckley. History will set her as great because of her music, regardless of what happened around or after that...
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July 23, 2011 on R.I.P. Amy Winehouse
HEY! Did you know Stereogum stole this best and worst whatnot today!!! Well, surely siblings don't steal, they SHARE. Right?! What I'm trying to say is LET'S GO DISCUSS BON IVER, RICK JAMES, NIRVANA & OTHER MUSICAL GOODNESS GUYS!!!
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July 22, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
As a longtime Videogum commentator (whenever I could think of something awesome to say), I am EXCITED about this and hope it brings a more active Stereogum comment community. I must say my music love slightly peaks above my TV/Movie love, so this could be interesting.... Also, I GOTTA WIN!
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July 22, 2011 on This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Synechdoche definitely has it's flaws. That is without question. But there are these moments in it that seem to strike something wonderful within me every now and again. For example, the below 'funeral' scene gets me everytime... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PzSNy3xj0
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July 18, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs
Me during this video - 'Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!" (No joke, I peed myself)
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July 11, 2011 on World’s Steepest Rollercoaster Is A Bit Much
I think she stole this from my blog (aka a corner of my room) where I scribble movie quotes all over the pages of novels. Moby Dick - "You're gonna need a bigger boat" Robinson Crusoe - "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?" Lord of the Flies- "GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!!!!!"
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July 11, 2011 on Slaughterhouse 90210: Summer Movies
Everytime I visit this place, I just realise that all of you guys are wayyyyyyyy funner than my real friends, my family and the people on the TV put together; basically, GREAT JOB GUYS! (PS; I don't have any real friends, only goblins...)
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June 17, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
As one of those British types that live over that big pond in Britain-land, I saw Attack of the Block a few weeks ago and quite enjoyed the whole thing. HOWEVER, it's not quite the OUTRAGEOUS COMEDY that it seems; definitely gets a little horror-ific as it goes on... Also, you HAVE TO CHECK OUT the director Joe Cornish who is one half of Adam & Joe, two comedians who used to have a British cult TV show and now present the funniest show in the world (a proven scientific fact) on BBC6Music. http://www.youtube.com/user/AdamBuxton
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June 17, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Everytime a superhero trailer/featurette/something or other pops up on TV or before a movie, I feel the urge to lean over to my girlfriend and explain something or other about the character. 'Well, you see, the Green Lantern rings are powered by willpower and, in actual fact, there are numerous other emotional spectrum energies such as Blue Lanterns, hope, and yellow, fear. They only really came into general specifics in the recent Blackest Night storyline and blah blah blah blah blah' Man, I have no idea why she is with me (HAHA JOKING, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I'M A COMIC BOOK NERD!)
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June 6, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class
Can it be a gluten free cake?!?! (Today at work, it was the bosses birthday and a girl baked a cake and made it especially gluten free for me, I think because I am new and they are trying to include me, and it tasted horrible and now I am sure everyone hates me. Work sucks guys.)
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June 3, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
Also, I think he actually got confused watching an episode of that 'documentary' Glee.... GO KURT!!
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June 2, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Big Bird And Elmo Do Not Make You Gay
Sly Stallone just seems to love punching EVERYBODY
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May 31, 2011 on Famous Friendsters
So, it's the KKK versus the WBC? It sounds suspiciously like a news team fight..... 'No touching of the hair or face......'
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May 31, 2011 on The Ku Klux Klan Protests The Westboro Baptist Church, OBVIOUSLY
I think Mr Vernon has a soft spot for George Michael... I know it was a Bonnie Raitt track first BUT George Michael did a relatively successful cover AND Gayngs have covered 'One More Try' from the 80s heartthrob/00s mess for Daytrotter before.... As a music fan with a mother who played George Michaels solo work to DEATH as a child, I can feel the love....
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May 24, 2011 on Bon Iver Debuts “I Can’t Make You Love Me” Cover On Fallon
I have the weirdest boner... (Sidenote: It's not that weird, I sort of understand why (though I blame evolutionary sexual connections))
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May 14, 2011 on For The Fellas: A Video With So Many Butts, So NSFW.
I got a 20 second advert and then NOTHING; Thanks for NOTHING Capitalism! UNLESS; the advert was the episode? In which case, really clever and subversive guys! I laughed after I cried!
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May 7, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 2
When I saw this on Twitter, it happened to come after I had a brooding moment walking home and seeing a dad walking his young son along on his feet across a park in beautiful sunshine whilst I listened to a soul song about how much some soul singer loved his kids. MY HEART BLOODY MELTED...... Off to tell this girl I have been seeing for three weeks she must have my children....
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April 29, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
WHY WON'T IT PLAY?!?!?! I am off to speak to our new future King & Queen to get this disgusting mistake sorted....
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April 29, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode One
Ah me old mucker, you're trying to pull me leg aren't you! I know you mean the Idaho Pub right down from the chippy, round the corner from the crumpet shop? You know, just down the apples and pears behind the lorry?? Right?? Riiiiiighhtt???!?!
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April 29, 2011 on Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding?
Nuthin but a Nu Thang Nu Thang Clan Ain't Nuthin ta Fuck Wit #ChristianHipHop
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April 29, 2011 on The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: “Nu Thang”
I live about 20 minutes away from all this and my place of work is right between Trafalgar Square and St James Park (the greenspace near Buckingham Palace). A bunch of my friends went there to basically hang out and soak it all up all morning and I was meant to be joining them. Instead, I stayed up until 5 playing Fallout Vegas, woke up just in time to catch the ceremony on TV, tweet about it and then have continued to play Fallout Vegas in my underwear, eating Creme Eggs, drinking tea and enjoying my day off. THANKS FUTURE KING AND QUEEN DUDES!
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April 29, 2011 on Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding?