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Comments from johnnyjames22

Ugh, I’m such a loser. I saw this tweet and actually answered earnestly. I’m not cut out for my generation.

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May 14, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: Amy’s Baking Company And Pizzeria

she must have fantastic bone density.

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April 18, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

more gabe think-pieces please

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March 21, 2013 on A Think Piece About Think Pieces

I guess I don’t know what, “Even though Argentina is basically the whitest possible Latin American country,” even means? Am I the only one?

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March 13, 2013 on New Pope Open Thread

Oh sure, you apologize for the gratuitous use of pussy possee (sorry, gross) but not for using the word, “moist?” Messed up.

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February 6, 2013 on Pussy Posse (Sorry, Gross) Sighted High-Fiving In T-Shirts In The Ocean!

that baby is even airbrushed.

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December 18, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Merry Christmas From The Kardashians

they really have a corner on the market of all the cool fetishes don’t they.

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November 5, 2012 on Jump Into A Brand New Week

I didn’t think I could like this blog any more and then you go ahead and link the SNEETCHES!? Brilliant.

My little sister had (has) a deformed belly button from a birth defect and my dad would read this to her (and us) to make her feel better and called her his Star-Belly Sneetch. Thanks for the reminder.

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November 2, 2012 on What If Jennifer Aniston Was A “Fat Ugly Normal Person”?!

How can you choose anything other than Life on Mars?

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October 31, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I’m bad at this but would like everyone to keep up the good work, cause i enjoy reading them!

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October 26, 2012 on This Is Always A Fun Game

I guess I find this comment funny but also kinda nails the problem with our country’s political discourse ACROSS both parties… republicans were (and still are) saying this exact same thing about Obama. (Not about the suits; clearly Obama knows how to wear a suit.) Sometimes I think I’m in an epsiode of the Twilight Zone, and it’s all a big joke and like Romney is going to win and then pull off his face and really he’s Al Gore? Because I really don’t see a big difference between any of these candidates anymore. They’re just all like big stamp presses–sure one’s pressing out little plastic donkeys and the other is pressing out little plastic elephants–but they’re just big ol’ stamp presses.

Anyway, you see that Nic Cage? Man needs a nap.

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October 12, 2012 on The Vice Presidential Debate 2012 Open Thread

I’d never scream at Jay Z, but let me tell you that I would scream my lungs out if I saw Katherine Chloe Cahoons strolling down the street.

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October 8, 2012 on Examining The Thought Process Behind Screaming At Jay-Z (Or Anyone) Because You See Them And They Are Famous

Ok i’m not judging, but you can totally see his hairline recede.

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August 30, 2012 on Ok, Let’s Watch This Photo-A-Day Stop Motion Video

Matilda

What?! It’s a name.

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July 19, 2012 on Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie

Not Pictured: Travolta’s masseuse and Cruise’s actual height.

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June 12, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount

更多的沙子!

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March 6, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Yah that’s bear-y gross.

Yah that’s for all those LA monsters at the Largo last night.

Yah that’s extremely esoteric.

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December 1, 2011 on Nick Kroll Pooped His Pants

Not to split hairs (but also to split hairs) that’s MR. Lifetime to you.

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November 16, 2011 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Lifetime’s Casey Anthony Movie

Overheard on S Beverly Dr: Rosie’s agents arguing the best strategy to get her the Oscar hosting gig.

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November 10, 2011 on “Princess” Sophia Grace Visits Ellen Again, Proves She Is A Tiny Robot Designed For Fame