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SPEAKING OF WHICH, has anyone heard the Volkswagen commercial with a song that sounds eerily similar to 11th Dimension by Julian Casablancas? Or did I dream it?

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September 19, 2011 on And While We’re At It, Does This McDonald’s Commerical Rip Off “Lisztomania”?

I still don’t get why Mike had all that strawberry jam in his front pocket

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September 19, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You’re Dead

Here’s something that was first noticed by people who are smarter than I am:

Taken immediately before Mike is shot. IS MIKE ABOUT TO KILL JESSE BEFORE HE’S SHOT? P.S. MIKE AND JESSE BOTH HAD A SECRETARY NAMED MARYLAND???

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September 19, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You’re Dead

Here’s an excerpt from my Zoosk advertisement spec script on dating a ghost:

INT – Coffee shop, but with ghosts

WOMAN AT LAPTOP: “I’d sure love to meet some Cool New Ghosts!”

GHOST: (says a really good knock-knock joke or something)

EVERYONE: “LOL!”

I lost the rest in a fire.

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February 17, 2011 on Ghostly Lovers

Tracy Morgan also remembers the time when two wax Bruce Willis figurines bought a combination A&W/KFC, and ran it successfully.

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February 14, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis’ Wax Figure

I’m going to caption this with my FAVORITE line from Die Hard 2: “Hey guys, I’m a wax likeness of Bruce Willis that is being wiped by a yellow cloth in front of a lightly shimmering curtain.”

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February 14, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis’ Wax Figure

True Grits

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January 26, 2011 on Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies

Alternately: “BOWTIE ALERRRRRRT!”

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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

I can’t fully realize this Thai food metaphor now that All In The Family is on. Rob Reiner is no longer a Meat-Head: he’s looking MEAT-FAB on the red (shag) carpet!!!!!

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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

I can’t find NBC so I’m watching commercials for local Thai restaurants instead. Hey Typhoon, your Phad Thai – more like BAD Thai, amirite????

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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party

Ke$ha WISHES she could rap like somebody from a Wendy’s training video. (Hot Drinks is very underrated.)

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December 3, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

This has quickly become my favorite video genre. Russian television commercials from the ’80s are going to have to step up (and/or step off) if they don’t want to get served like this again.

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November 29, 2010 on Top 10 Things That Are Better Than Breakdance Battle Videos

Perhaps the Liar Card was just so effective I actually believed I was Yael during that time. I was, after all, born as a terrible Bill Clinton impersonator, and would still be to this day without the help of the Liar Card.

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November 5, 2010 on The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything

I don’t know, that Bill Clinton joke killlllllllled me when I saw this at 3:14am on channel 49.

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November 5, 2010 on The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything

OH DAMN, I was going to send this in as a tip today, but I hadn’t gotten around to that yet. Also, I’m using the Liar Card right now to imitate a guy who uses the word “damn” in an awkward fashion.

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November 5, 2010 on The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything

Well, I take that back, it doesn’t have the onion monologue present in Shrek.

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October 22, 2010 on Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con

This entire scenario sounds better than most movies.

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October 22, 2010 on Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con

And they collide yet again in this perspective-challenged cast photo for a 70s buddy comedy that needs to happen.

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October 22, 2010 on Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con