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SPEAKING OF WHICH, has anyone heard the Volkswagen commercial with a song that sounds eerily similar to 11th Dimension by Julian Casablancas? Or did I dream it?
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September 19, 2011 on And While We’re At It, Does This McDonald’s Commerical Rip Off “Lisztomania”?
I still don't get why Mike had all that strawberry jam in his front pocket
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September 19, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You’re Dead
Here's something that was first noticed by people who are smarter than I am: http://i.imgur.com/oCYeF.png Taken immediately before Mike is shot. IS MIKE ABOUT TO KILL JESSE BEFORE HE'S SHOT? P.S. MIKE AND JESSE BOTH HAD A SECRETARY NAMED MARYLAND???
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September 19, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You’re Dead
Here's an excerpt from my Zoosk advertisement spec script on dating a ghost: INT - Coffee shop, but with ghosts WOMAN AT LAPTOP: "I'd sure love to meet some Cool New Ghosts!" GHOST: (says a really good knock-knock joke or something) EVERYONE: "LOL!" I lost the rest in a fire.
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February 17, 2011 on Ghostly Lovers
Tracy Morgan also remembers the time when two wax Bruce Willis figurines bought a combination A&W/KFC, and ran it successfully.
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February 14, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis’ Wax Figure
I'm going to caption this with my FAVORITE line from Die Hard 2: "Hey guys, I'm a wax likeness of Bruce Willis that is being wiped by a yellow cloth in front of a lightly shimmering curtain."
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February 14, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis’ Wax Figure
Alternately: "BOWTIE ALERRRRRRT!"
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
I can't fully realize this Thai food metaphor now that All In The Family is on. Rob Reiner is no longer a Meat-Head: he's looking MEAT-FAB on the red (shag) carpet!!!!!
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
I can't find NBC so I'm watching commercials for local Thai restaurants instead. Hey Typhoon, your Phad Thai - more like BAD Thai, amirite????
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Ke$ha WISHES she could rap like somebody from a Wendy's training video. (Hot Drinks is very underrated.)
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December 3, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
This has quickly become my favorite video genre. Russian television commercials from the '80s are going to have to step up (and/or step off) if they don't want to get served like this again.
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November 29, 2010 on Top 10 Things That Are Better Than Breakdance Battle Videos
Perhaps the Liar Card was just so effective I actually believed I was Yael during that time. I was, after all, born as a terrible Bill Clinton impersonator, and would still be to this day without the help of the Liar Card.
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November 5, 2010 on The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything
I don't know, that Bill Clinton joke killlllllllled me when I saw this at 3:14am on channel 49.
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November 5, 2010 on The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything
OH DAMN, I was going to send this in as a tip today, but I hadn't gotten around to that yet. Also, I'm using the Liar Card right now to imitate a guy who uses the word "damn" in an awkward fashion.
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November 5, 2010 on The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything
Well, I take that back, it doesn't have the onion monologue present in Shrek.
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October 22, 2010 on Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con
This entire scenario sounds better than most movies.
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October 22, 2010 on Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con
And they collide yet again in this perspective-challenged cast photo for a 70s buddy comedy that needs to happen. http://www.jeffsundin.net/oprah_gang.png
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October 22, 2010 on Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con
I think Sad Don is rightfully worried, considering the weird skin graft thing Michael Cera has going on.
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October 22, 2010 on Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con
The gang's all here! http://www.jeffsundin.net/the_gangs_all_here.png
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October 22, 2010 on Luke Perry Poses With Luke Perry At Dragon Con
You guys, did we ALL have repressed memories of Nothing But Trouble? Is that what caused the events in our lives to bring us to this website? Can I work both a Mad Men season 4 finale & Lost series finale reference into this sentence before I get hungry and leave to eat some Cheez-Its?
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October 18, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble
It's alright - statistics state that at any given moment, Nothing But Trouble will be playing on at least eight different UHF stations as part of their FunnyFlickz programming block, giving Gabe ample opportunity to make a VHS recording.
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October 18, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble
We will sample it for next year's entry.
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October 7, 2010 on The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists
Is it OK that I married your background harmonies?
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October 7, 2010 on The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists
Official word from the Stereogum staff! http://www.jeffsundin.net/stereogum.png
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October 7, 2010 on The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists
Just kidding, I love all these jamz equally.
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October 7, 2010 on The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists
If only I had spent a bit more time on the production / didn't wait until the day of the deadline to write all the lyrics / began recording the song at 11:55PM EST on the due date / didn't steal the melodies from other songs. Also, J.O.R.T.S. is my new autumn jam.
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October 7, 2010 on The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists