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Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! Gotta go! Gotta go! GOTTA GO!

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June 2, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Hugh Jackman On A Razor Scooter

I went when he was in LA and it was super fun! I’m willing to just let him do his thing until TBS, which will mark the point in which this bitterness is all out of his system. Also, I think my satisfaction/joy from that evening stems directly from Jack MacBrayer’s shining, cameo-making face. His teeth are like the sun.

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June 2, 2010 on Conan O’Brien’s “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour” At Radio City Music Hall: A Review

Best job Gabe, all of the devils in your brain can take the day off. (Welcome to my new favorite sentence.)

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May 19, 2010 on GLEE S01E19: An Open HellMouth Kiss from Heaven

I’m just going to let James Franco be great on this one.

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May 19, 2010 on James Franco Is Just An Actual, Unironic Soap Opera Star Now

The only way that I would see this is if the picture on this post was flashed on the screen every 5 seconds. The other four seconds of screen time would just be footage of otters, DUH.

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May 13, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Roller Coaster Tycoon: The Movie Will Be Terrible

This reminds me of the time my Dad took a chainsaw to my bike, literally (and figuratively!) destroying my childhood. True story!

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May 5, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey

As a girl who was teenaged in the year 2000, I will admit openly/on this anonymous internet forum that I always will be a little bit in love with Freddie Prinze Jr. I have since forgiven him for his part in Scoobie Doo and we’ve been going strong ever since. I’M NOT ASHAMED.

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April 9, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You

I can’t play because I don’t live in New York but one time while I was at Sea World one of the seagulls swooped down from the sky and stole my churro. Years later, fueled by my loss and blind rage, I exacted revenge by totally nailing a rogue seagull with a softball while I was at hitting practice.

And by “exacted my revenge” I mean: this happened and I cried inconsolably for an hour afterwards.

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March 25, 2010 on Birdemic Premieres In New York City Tomorrow Night, Hosted By Videogum

F bombs are better than bomb bombs!

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March 23, 2010 on Joe Biden Is The Permanent Headliner At The Gaffe Factory!

Pony Express=The Only Way To My Heart.

(I think I’m in love)

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March 22, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

There has always been an element of self righteous circle-jerkery on Videogum, and usually it’s totally tolerable and vaguely justified, but this is just next level.

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March 21, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Or sorority girls, “Perfect for the Walk of Shame! But why would you be ashamed when you look like you’re wearing jeans from some fancy European company? Pajama Jeans are your little secret, just like all the mistakes you made last night.”

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February 1, 2010 on These Are Your Jeans: Pajama Jeans

This actually made me physically ill. But this comes from someone who wears shoes at all times because being barefoot is gross. What do I look like to you? A pregnant hillbilly? (So I’ve got my own set of issues.)

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February 1, 2010 on These Are Your Jeans: Pajama Jeans

I have and I hate myself for it.

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January 14, 2010 on Let’s Paint, Exercise, And Help Haiti, You Guys

All of the tiny little Tobys have Conan hair. Your avatar is literally in the process of getting me through this tough time. The best.

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January 12, 2010 on Show Your Support For Conan O’Brien

Oh I know it’s not! I tried to live in the Midwest for a while but I was too afraid to drive in whatever that cold white stuff was that fell from the sky (true story). Let’s not have a pizza party, say we did, and prove it by aggressive name-dropping because that’s how we do it here! …I’m not doing a good job of proving that I like LA, am I?

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December 15, 2009 on Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!)

LA is not the worst! Where else can you have a pizza party at the Medical Marijuana Distribution Center? (Probably somewhere else too, I don’t know. What do I look like? A fact checker to you?) You could bring the Pizza, I could bring the prescriptions claiming you have glaucoma.

(Sometimes LA is the worst.)

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December 15, 2009 on Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!)