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Dude, Jacob looks like a cross between C. Thomas Howell and Brendan Fraser's Special Clap in that last picture.
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February 2, 2010 on The Season Premiere Of Lost, Family Style
The link that I clicked had a comma after "chat." If you delete it in the address bar, it takes you to where you need be. Or WHEN you need to be.
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February 2, 2010 on We Are Going To Watch The Season Premiere Of Lost Together, Like A FAMILY
It'll probably be Cobra Starship. "And if the world runs out of 80's cartoons to remake, we'll still have mediocre 80's movies to remake. Nothing's gonna stop us now."
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January 8, 2010 on The Mannequin Remake Will Obviously Make No Sense
Charlie's so excited! He's...so... scared!
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January 6, 2010 on Predictions For Lost: The College Years
If I ever get married I'm putting a veil on a viking helmet and walking down the aisle to "The Bloody Verdict of Verden." Suck it, Canon in D!
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January 5, 2010 on Of Course Christopher Lee Is Recording A Metal Concept Album
I didn't watch a whole lot of movies this holiday-- perhaps I could give you a one-word review of each of the 38 episodes of Law and Order: SVU I watched?
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January 4, 2010 on Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread
Only if Gabe records a 23-minute long video guide to surviving the weekend. Otherwise it's all for naught.
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January 4, 2010 on How’s Our Driving?
So, wait, that beard/ plaid shirt combo-- is Mr. Cool Shirt in Fleet Foxes? 1987's version of Fleet Foxes, which I guess would be Saigon Kick?
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December 9, 2009 on thirtysomething: Separation
I'd like to nominate Hard Eight. Gwyneth Paltrow plays a hooker. Named Clementine. And John C. Reily and Samuel L. Jackson are in it too, which should be awesome, but instead you spend the whole time wondering what they're doing in this fuckwad of a movie, which is not awesome. It's anti-awesome, or "Goop," if you will.
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December 7, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats
I hear that they have a very polite discussion about universal health care, and that Bryan Adams has a cameo. It's gonna be sweet!
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December 7, 2009 on How Do You Say “We’re Sorry, For Everything” In Spanish?
Hi, other NOLA monsters! I have to agree that there are many bars here that I couldn't live without, but I definitely feel like being able to go to the fly, get hammered, and hit golf balls at passing container ships is one of the things that makes this city truly great.
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December 2, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
Ugh. That was a reply to douglasdodgson waaaaaaaaaay up in the thread. My face totally turned red when I realized what I did, and that hasn't happened since a very unfortunate incident in which I pantomimed a bj (with wrist action!) to make a point, without checking to see who was behind me first.
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November 23, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer
Yes, and if Twilight was demeaning to Julia Roberts, we'd upvote it forever.
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November 23, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer
Wait, why do we need a 'Shit My Dad Says' show when Larry King's still on the air?
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November 12, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Carrie Prejean Is An Asshole
A couple of nights ago, I had a dream that I called someone a neden-hole and it made them cry. Which was awesome, because it's someone that I don't like. But then I woke up with the word "neden-hole" rolling around in my head. So, for like the last two days I've been secretly appending "You neden-hole" onto the end of every sucky conversation that I've had. Not out loud, just in my mind, but still. It's terrible. Juggalo? Jugga-no. But then I saw this video, and somehow it managed to cut through all the facepaint and the Faygo, straight into the Dark Carnival of my soul, and now, instead of calling people neden-holes in my brain, I just sing "This is the burr-i-to I've ever eaten... yum yum yum!" And I say this without any trace of irony-- I feel so much more awesome. Well done, magical small child. Well done.
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November 5, 2009 on Kids Make Amazing Videos Starring Their Dolls Singing About Burritos The Darndest Things
The Oxen the Hound
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November 4, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11
Meat Joe Black Angus
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November 4, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11
Oh! And The Rustler.
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November 4, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11
Dairy Bad Things
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November 4, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11
Dude, Charlie Day hasn't aged at all since that show's been on the air. Also, Sir Francis Drake was "buried at sea" and doesn't have a grave. Clearly, "Charlie Day" is an immortal or a vampire version of an English seaman. Logic, bitches.
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November 2, 2009 on Five Minutes Of Charlie Day Dancing
Vanessa wouldn't be teaching Marxist revolutionary politics on a kibbutz somewhere, because, as she's demonstrated with her rainbow-colored, Urban Outfitters keffiyehs, Vanessa supports the Palestinian state.
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October 20, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E06: Chuck Bass Is Blah-Curious
I really liked the Quickfire Challenge when Padma was like "Curry's not Middle Eastern, dipshit" and Robin's response was basically, "Really? Oh, well, yeah I guess. I don't know, all you people look alike." I'm surprised her and Mike I. working together didn't create some sort of cultural-insensitivity black hole.
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October 8, 2009 on Top Chef S06E07: Family Style Reality Show Dinner Party Because Of The Economy
"A cat can have kittens in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits."
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September 17, 2009 on Top Chef: Save A Horse, Eat A Cowboy
The worst part is that Jerkin': The Movie means that it's only a matter of time until Jerkin' 2: Electric :( -aloo
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September 3, 2009 on Hollywood Better Not (But Of Course Will) Ruin Jerkin’: The Movie
Ceiling Cats and Monsters Flight of the GPS
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August 28, 2009 on Best New Party Game 7
Photo-texts from the Edge
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August 28, 2009 on Best New Party Game 7