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Welcome to unveiling of the 2013 Viral Video Gummy Award winners. Please, take your seats. Obviously, this year has been full of many great viral videos. It has also, as every year will be in — we can assume — increasing amounts for the rest of our lives, been filled with an intense amount of viral video garbage. Like this. Remember that? AHHHHHH! And that is partly why we must celebrate the good ones when we find them, and also vote on them, and also assemble them into a top ten list at the end of the year. WE ONLY GET SO MANY! (GOOD VIRAL VIDEOS, I MEAN!) (WE ALSO ONLY GET SO MANY END-OF-THE-YEARS!) (BEFORE WE DIE!) We might not all agree with the way the videos are assembled, but what we can all agree on is that this is a collection of some quality vids. At the very least, we can agree that this is a list. SO LET’S GET TO IT!
We continue our unveiling of the year’s Gummy Award winners today with your choices for the year’s best movies. If any movies are reading this, make sure your phones are nearby for when your publicist calls! And please remember that it’s an honor just to be a movie. Someone spent a lot of money on you. I’m not sure if this is something I’m imagining because I’m boring and can’t keep up with the fast paced lifestyle that cinema demands, or maybe I just feel this way because now is the time when all of the good movies come out all at once and I’m overwhelmed, but it seemed like there were too many good movies this year? I didn’t see so many of the ones that I wanted to! Here’s an idea: next year, fewer good movies. Maybe only one or two every two months that are worth seeing. Then we can see them, live our lives, and know what everyone is talking about! But hey, I’m just an idea man. It’s up to the filmmakers to put that into action. So for now, HERE ARE YOUR GUMMYS!
Pop the champagne and po’ it up (that’s cool, right? we’re off to a cool start?) because it’s GUMMY AWARDS TIME! Truly the most satisfying award doled out in awards season, because you get to be the boss, rather than some man on a cloud with a white beard or whoever usually picks entertainment award winners. In the next few days we’ll be announcing your choices for the year’s best television shows, movies, and viral videos, beginning today with television. WHAT A YEAR IT WAS! As has been the norm for the last few years, there were so many great things to watch on television this year that your favorites might not have even MADE IT TO THE LIST. (Like House Of Cards, for example.) (And also Nathan for You.) (And Comedy Bang Bang.) (When I said “your favorites” I did mean “my favorites.”) And yet, the list is still full of great television and 100% correct, because you made it. Let’s get to it! DRUMROLL PLZ.
Very cute that Ringo gets to do this tonight.
It’s like the ceiling can’t hold these guys!
Can they just call it a night after Beyonce’s performance?
THEY’RE HERE, THEY’RE HERE!
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THIS IS REAL, WHERE IS SHE?
I watch Nashville too, Tom!
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