Comments from Kip

I always think of Good News and Long Drive as being Spring albums, but The Moon and Antarctica is the best driving-in-the-snow-at-night album of all time.
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January 19, 2015 on Modest Mouse – “Coyotes” Video
I'm sick of established rock legends dissing younger bands just to seem Edge-y.
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October 31, 2014 on U2’s Concert Reviews: Bono Loves Future Islands, The Edge Thinks Neutral Milk Hotel Aren’t That Great
I hope next they release their own NEWSPAPER! Wait...
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February 11, 2014 on Radiohead Release PolyFauna App
This is the best music video with a urethral sounding clip since the 1988 cast recording of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."
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February 11, 2014 on Xiu Xiu’s “Black Dick” Video Premieres On PornHub
She chose to get drunk. So did THEY. I chose to put half-n-half in my cereal today because a friend told me it would be better than milk. He was right, but I forget where I'm going with this. Oh wait, I remember, I was just posting a list of THINGS THAT DON'T FUCKING MATTER JESUS CHRIST STOP PERPETUATING RAPE CULTURE.
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March 18, 2013 on If You Don’t Want To Be “Labeled A Sex Offender,” Don’t Rape Someone!
I assumed they were using the British definition of the word, meaning "character in a Guy Ritchie film."
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
It's cool as long as it's not a dude marrying a dude cutout.
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December 6, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Marrying Cardboard Edward Cullen For Art
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August 2, 2012 on Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A
Unrelated, but I kind of love how AMC's new official slogan appears to be "Fuck DISH."
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July 16, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail
Julian looks over at Helena Bonham Carter and says, "You met me at a very strange time in my life." Then they look out the window at all the bank businesses and they all collapse. In economic terms, I mean. Because he leaked all their secrets. The buildings are still entirely intact. WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROOOOUUUUUUUUUUND!!!!!
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July 6, 2012 on How Will All Of The Wikileaks Movies End?!
It's even harder knowing he owns a bottle of dick cream and likes to fondle his sweaters.
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June 25, 2012 on So? Guys? The Newsroom?
I know someone who's excited about this news!
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June 22, 2012 on Avastar: The Avatar Themed Night Club 4 Us
That review had a disturbing amount of subconscious racism to it, too. "Bullshit that you were the only black kid at a Sufjan show! Kanye West knows who Sufjan Stevens is, so most black people do too, I assume. Fuck your individual experience on the matter."
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May 31, 2012 on Childish Gambino – “Silk Pillow” (Feat. Beck)
It all depends on the show. From day one, this was Dan Harmon's baby and, while a lot of fantastic shows have had behind-the-scenes shakeups on a regular basis, this was a show that the fans knew inside and out. Firing Harmon as showrunner for Community is akin to firing Louis CK as the show runner for Louie. I don't think that's too bold a statement to make considering the type of show we're talking about here. I'm sure the show will be watchable at the very least, but all those brick jokes that have been a long time coming (like Jeff's table-for-one at Morty's steakhouse on May 23, 2013 that he mentioned in season one) are almost certainly going to be dropped.
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May 21, 2012 on Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner
Why wait?
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May 9, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: President Obama Affirms His Support Of Gay Marriage
They weren't dancing the way we dance, Peggy. They were ENJOYING it...
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April 9, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction
People who use piano wire to strangle other rarely use the defense, "I did it because the piano wire told me to," so the analogy is far from perfect.
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March 22, 2012 on Are You Smarter Than A Bibleth Grader?
Also, statistically, at least one of your friends will probably be vegan.
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March 19, 2012 on Finally A BELIEVABLE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backstory
What's that one Alison Brie scene that they turned into a popular animated gif?
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
This was totally not a response. But you're welcome to consider it one!
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February 2, 2012 on Worlds Been Had Colliding: Selena Gomez And Eli Roth Edition
Honestly, I like it more than anything they've done since Hissing Fauna. And everything before Hissing Fauna. Just everything they've done that isn't Hissing Fauna. That could have been expressed in less words. I think it's a solid early AOTY contender.
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January 25, 2012 on Stream of Montreal Paralytic Stalks
There is, but it's literally just an animated gif of the September 11th bombings. Although EVEN THAT seems less exploitive than Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was.
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January 24, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Nominees
Akon cut in front of my friend in line at Universal Studios once. If Akon were on that plane with the terrorists he would have put the blame on THEM. Akon has a stupid name.
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January 19, 2012 on Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11