kryz

Comments from kryz

You have a Farside calendar?

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July 6, 2009 on Relax, Jews, Everyone Thinks The Britney Spears Holocaust Movie Is A Bad Idea

Haha, my favorite on the Soundboard is “I’m making you a smoothie!”

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July 2, 2009 on Funny People Is Taking Hollywood To Viral Marketing School

Dakota Fanning, one or two Baldwins.

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June 30, 2009 on Michael Jackson’s 1989 Celebrity Menagerie

Lisa, it’s your birthday!

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June 30, 2009 on Now You, Too, Can Receive A Depressing Voicemail From Mr. Belding

She’s a talker. (Never forget!)

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June 29, 2009 on First, Let’s Address The Thing

Omigod, WHAT is this??! So cute!

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June 28, 2009 on Dan Quinn Has Got Big Plans

Never forget!

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June 28, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!

Lindsay, I think you forgot the “Femskin” tag — (just kidding).

Oh man, this is the saddest thing to me in months (yes, including all the shit that happened last week) — Videogum is the only blog where I read (almost) every post and as many (all) commenters before me noted: it was the mixture of your two personalities and styles that made this site so special.

I wish you only the best and have no doubt that your talents will be consumable again somewhere else soon.

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June 28, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!

Relax, technobillypilgrimisunstuck!

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June 28, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!

Best footnote bukkake so far.

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June 25, 2009 on St. Vincent On David Letterman, Because A Deal Is A Deal

Haha: »You’ll need a safeword. And it shouldn’t be “more”?«

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June 5, 2009 on Budweiser’s Controversial “Porn” Ad Is Just A Ripoff Of Little Miss Sunshine

Relax technofinaldestination! Haha!

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June 4, 2009 on The Final Destination Explores No One’s Fears

»Coming soon: BUTTA CREAME«? — Srsly?

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June 2, 2009 on NSFW: Fuck Ottomans, We On That Chair Shit Now

I like that the video is titled “I AM NOT A MONSTER” & NEW ALBUM

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May 27, 2009 on Chris Brown Is Not A Monster, Says Chris Brown

Holy shit, this car slamming into the store (and people) — was that 30 times? Same shot, same angle, different pace? Bukkake for sickos!

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May 7, 2009 on When Did The Associated Press Become A Fucking Nightmare Factory?

That’s crazy talk, the footnotes are the most delicious part of the posts.

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May 7, 2009 on We Get It Eminem, You’re Awful Now

Hostel 2?? — More like »Another Gay Torture Porn Movie 2« (which I would prbly want to see)

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May 4, 2009 on Eminem Wants You To Know He Just Watched Hostel 2