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Comments from kublai kahn

Melodies match up well, but the lyrics don't match at ALL (aside from vague comic value).
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April 7, 2015 on Someone Mashed Up Carly Rae Jepsen With Nine Inch Nails Again, And We Really Really Like It
He had just cashed a pay check. Also he showed them the money (not too bright) but I guess you don't expect part of a famous rappers crew to steal from you. By the way, this took one google search and about 3 minutes. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/04/06/dmx-accused-of-robbing-new-jersey-man-at-a-gas-station-police-say/
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April 6, 2015 on Police Investigating Whether DMX Robbed Man At Newark Gas Station
Agreed, all the editorializing at the end of this article is combination of vague assumptions and ignorance mixed together into a big bowl of wrong. The least you could say is "$3200 sure is a lot of money to be carrying around at a gas station in Newark at 12:30." (although he was driving, its not like he was strolling the streets). That way you aren't insinuating the victim must have been a drug dealer or pimp. It is possible that the guy was exaggerating how much money it was or he could be lying about this or that, but oh wait, the story provides absolutely no information to back up those assumptions. Either wait until there is more information or don't say anything at all.
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April 6, 2015 on Police Investigating Whether DMX Robbed Man At Newark Gas Station
Interesting video. Really nice use of context to shape a scene. Not to be a total buzzkill though, but if we're looking at this as a form of storytelling it doesn't really make sense that the black guy would flee, given the ending.
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March 26, 2015 on Run The Jewels – “Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck)” (Feat. Zack De La Rocha) Video
While race could have something to do with this consider for a moment that these people don't like Kanye's music. If you don't like his music what are left with? An obnoxious, pompous, egomaniac that parades around with his tabloid wife saying things like "Kim is more relevant than Michelle Obama." I think he's an extremely talented performer and producer, but the guy can be pretty insufferable as a human being.
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March 20, 2015 on British Fans Petition To Keep Kanye West From Headlining Glastonbury
Alright, "violence" aside, there is no way that painting is worth $4500.
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March 19, 2015 on St. Vincent Allegedly Destroyed Chilean Artist’s Paintings With “Knives And Violence”
Azalea Banks being mature enough to stomp a feud? Yeah right. The place she's burying the hatchet is in someone's skull.
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March 8, 2015 on Watch SNL‘s Iggy Azalea Show
As someone who studied the Vietnam War and contemporary history of South East Asia in college, this is pretty ridiculous. Are there people that don't like the Viet Cong to this day? Sure. Were the Viet Cong any more brutal than any other fighting force of the last 150 years? Not particularly. Actually compared to what the French did to the Vietnamese in the 50s, the Viet Cong are practically saints.
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March 3, 2015 on Viet Cong Show Cancelled Because Of Offensive Band Name
I'm not the world's biggest Beyonce fan by a long shot but Single Ladies was a pretty transcendent hit.
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February 27, 2015 on Kid Rock Doesn’t Get Beyoncé: Where’s Her “Sweet Home Alabama”?
Hey Annie, I've given it some thought and I've decided that I would be willing to go on a date with you.
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February 25, 2015 on Watch St. Vincent’s Interview On British Morning News Show BBC Breakfast
My dad was a big music hound growing up. He was also a big Zeppelin fan. He saw them by chance at the Filmore East way back before anyone had ever heard of them. He still talks about the first time he heard "Communication Breakdown" (their opening number that night). He has instilled a lot of musical wisdom in me and one of those pieces of wisdom is this simple truth: Nothing, not even "Stairway" can match the mind blowing power of the first time a human being hears Led Zeppelin I. You got it wrong Stereogum. You got it wrong.
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February 24, 2015 on Led Zeppelin II (1969)
If he blows up about it he risks looking like the self absorbed jerk, especially since him winning was so surprising. Besides, he's be shown to roll with these things in the past (I.E. David Lee Roth jerking off behind him at the VMAs way back)
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February 9, 2015 on Kanye Wasn’t Kidding, Says Beck “Should’ve Given His Award To Beyoncé”
Those cows had been planning on being burgers for years!
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February 3, 2015 on Morrissey Cancels Iceland Show Because Venue Serves Meat
Woah, wasn't expecting to see myself up there. That's kind of cool.
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January 31, 2015 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
What I would like to know is, when The Weekend showed up for this and he saw dancers with tape x's on their butt cheeks was he like "okay, yeah, I get this." or was he like "WTF?"
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January 22, 2015 on The Weeknd – “Earned It (Fifty Shades Of Grey)” Video (NSFW)
And now there will be nothing to stop the Christmas Critters from bringing the son of The Dark Lord Satan into this world. Way to go, asshole.
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January 20, 2015 on Of Course Kid Rock Killed A Mountain Lion
Don't do drugs.
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January 18, 2015 on R.I.P. ASAP Yams
This is an example of time distorting gravity. What do we mean by greatest? What has the best songs? What has the most lasting legacy? I think Dark Side's accomplishments trump any other album on this list. It is arguably PF's best musically and unquestionably their most influential. Jonathan decided the personal appeal with Barrett's connection to Wish You Were Here outweighed anything Dark Side accomplished, I think anyone that isn't a die hard fan of PF would have trouble agreeing. But whatever, it's only a list.
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January 15, 2015 on Pink Floyd Albums From Worst To Best