Comments from Big Donahue

Yeah, who needs materialism? Except for maybe a guitar, an effects board, a mike, an arena sound system, giant backlit projector screens, a stage....
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April 23, 2010 on Fake Rap Poetry Slam 4 Jesus, Or: Dear 2012
Fun Mouth!* *Nose sold separately.
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April 23, 2010 on This Is What You Sound Like When You Talk
The next time you are out enjoying a tour of the famed CityWalk, make sure to stop and take two pictures of the old famous lady eating a hot dog. You'll be glad you did.
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April 21, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Caption Contest: Betty White Eating A Hot Dog
When I confirmed my age to watch the Big Tits Zombies 3D Trailer (which I will instead call by its apparent actual title, Strippers5 vs. Zombies), I noticed I could enter 2010 as a birth year. Nobody born in 2010 can manipulate computer buttons! 2009, maybe if they're a prodigy, but 2010, no way!
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April 21, 2010 on What We Talk About When We Talk About What We Missed Over The Weekend
"I serve all my fanciest drinks out of Mason Jars."
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March 11, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Sandra Lee’s Cocktail Face
For a brief time, to a certain generation, he was a very important actor. Guys wanted to be like him, girls wanted to date him...without irony.
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March 11, 2010 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Corey Haim
I like the video "Cycles" because while it is playing, I no longer feel responsible for my actions.
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March 11, 2010 on Operation Watch This: “Cycles”
What is Andy Lau now? Like 60? Sheesh!
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March 11, 2010 on Whoa, Future X-Cops, Whoa!
I want to set the record straight. A certain Mr. T. Grace did not solicit me in the alleyway; the first is always free. Thank You.
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March 11, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
I so want to punch that one Jonas Bros. You know who I'm talking about...that one in the middle.
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March 9, 2010 on The 2010 Academy Awards
You are all mostly wrong. The bidet sketch is an instant classic.
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March 9, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Zach Galifianakis With Vampire Weekend
If This Doesn't Convince You to Make More Constructive Uses of Time, Then Nothing Will with Sarah Palin
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March 6, 2010 on Let’s Make Up Stupid Names For Sarah Palin’s Stupid Reality Show
BEST PICTURE - Avatar ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE - George Clooney, Up In The Air ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE - Helen Mirren, The Last Station ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE - Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE - Vera Farmiga, Up In The Air DIRECTOR - James Cameron, Avatar SCREENPLAY (ORIGINAL) - Up, Bob Peterson, Pete Doctor SCREENPLAY (ADAPTED) - Precious: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire, Geoffrey Fletcher ANIMATED FEATURE FILM - Up MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG) - “The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart),” Ryan Bingham for Crazy Heart MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE) - Up, Michael Giacchino ART DIRECTION -Avatar, Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg, Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair CINEMATOGRAPHY -The Hurt Locker, Barry Ackroyd COSTUME DESIGN -Nine, Colleen Atwood DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE) -The Cove, Nominees to be determined DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT) -China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province, Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill EDITING -Avatar, Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM -The White Ribbon (Germany) MAKEUP -Star Trek, Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow ANIMATED (SHORT) -A Matter of Loaf and Death, Nick Park LIVE ACTION SHORT -Instead of Abracadabra, Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström SOUND EDITING -The Hurt Locker, Paul N.J. Ottosson SOUND MIXING -The Hurt Locker, Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett VISUAL EFFECTS -Avatar, Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
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March 6, 2010 on The Videogum Oscar Pool
What kind of monster downvotes a 12-step program?!?
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March 4, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Jeremy Piven And Bill Clinton
I'm just going to pretend that it says Salma Hayek and not Salma Hayek Pinault and that she is not married and took another man's name and now I close my eyes and...there she is with a wonderful backpack just for me.
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March 4, 2010 on Could Someone Please Explain This Paragraph To Me?
"Where's my lanyard? Has anyone seen my lanyard? I need my lanyard for the next scene." - Nicolas Cage
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March 4, 2010 on Nicolas Cage Looks Great! (Nicolas Cage Does Not Look Great.)
Rolling Stone: making all your Ke$ha sandwich nightmares come true since 1967.
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March 4, 2010 on Ke$ha Interviews Ke$ha, Or: Whoops, I Chopped Off My Own Head!
"Sponsafy" is an early contender for word of the year.
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March 4, 2010 on Videogum Everywhere: The Delocated NASCAR Mission
I think TrOPHy cASE & Friends are eating at a library. And since they are famous they can be as loud as they want.
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March 4, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?