lazy magnolia

Comments from lazy magnolia

PARENTHOOD RECAPS PLEASE.
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September 27, 2013 on It’s Time For Our Routine Checkup
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. Is he taking Birdie with him?!
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July 29, 2013 on Under The Dome Has Been Renewed For A Second Season, R.I.P. Under The Dome
Six months no beer sounds miserable.
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July 8, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Has anyone else never actually been in a hammock because they are so terrified of a hammock fail?
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June 28, 2013 on Is There Such A Thing As A Hammock Fail, Though?
TR, DW. (Too racist, didn't watch)
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June 26, 2013 on Paula Deen Refuses To Rest Her Case
I unironically adore Channing Tatum and have lots of sex dreams about him, and by sex dreams I mean dreams where he and I sit around and talk about how wildly attractive each of us finds the other, and that it'd be rad to bone, but we love our respective spouses too much.
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June 26, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
When they were about to bone and tearing their clothes off, all I could think about was how awkward it was gonna be for Ted to get out of that awful turtleneck.
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June 24, 2013 on Mad Men Season Six Finale Open Thread
You're new around here.
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June 24, 2013 on Mad Men Season Six Finale Open Thread
"NOT GREAT, BOB!" was, in fact, so great.
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June 24, 2013 on Mad Men Season Six Finale Open Thread
Someone throw a ham at this racist goon.
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June 19, 2013 on BREAKING PAULA DEEN UNREPENTANT RACISM NEWS!
Kelly, part of my motivation for getting back into the V-gum commenting game is that you and I share a love for Nashville and Parenthood, and I wanted to be able to take part in your posts on them! That said, CRAP IN A CANOE THIS STINKS and YES PLEASE JUST HIRE THE CIVIL WARS.
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June 19, 2013 on What Will Nashville Do Without T Bone Burnett?!
This is exactly why I missed you people.
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June 19, 2013 on The Impossibly Long Life Of Courtney Stodden
Hi Videogummers! I used to comment all the time and then I quit cause I got a new job. And then I forgot my password. And then I figured out you could reset your password. And that brings us to today. Anyway, Videogum is the best and I missed it and a post about Courtney Stodden's nightmare boobs seemed as good a time as any to jump back in.
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June 19, 2013 on The Impossibly Long Life Of Courtney Stodden
That'll never be me, that'll never be me. That'll never be, never be me. NO... NO, NEVER, NEVER, EVER. And don't you EVER THINK IT.
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July 19, 2012 on Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies
Yes! Dump him! He sounds like a jerk off.
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July 19, 2012 on Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies
You truly are the ultimateginge for creating all these marvelous Branson/Sybil gifs.
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March 27, 2012 on Downton Abbey S01E06: Matthew And Mary Sitting In A Tree, Dow-Ow-Own-Ton Ah-Ah-Bey
I feel like a gross perv about it but I want to see a Branson-Sybil sex scene SO BAD.
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March 27, 2012 on Downton Abbey S01E06: Matthew And Mary Sitting In A Tree, Dow-Ow-Own-Ton Ah-Ah-Bey
I did notice that, probably cause I just quit smoking and was like SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE.
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March 26, 2012 on Well, So, Let’s Talk About Mad Men
Does it mean butt stuff? I've always wondered if it meant butt stuff.
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March 6, 2012 on Downton Abbey S01E03: No Thanks, Bates, I Do NOT Have A Strong Stomach
STEVE FUCKING WINWOOD. No joke.
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February 14, 2012 on Who Is Your Videogum Valentine?
WORD on Blair's hair. Those were some ratty ass extensions.
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January 31, 2012 on Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl’s 100th Episode?
Hope the stores of Baltimore have a goodly supply of the Honey Nut.
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January 3, 2012 on Omar’s Comin’ Yo! To Jail Yo! (Good One Yo!) (2012 Yo!)
Hooray for a Gossip Girl shout out!
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October 5, 2011 on This Princess Does A Very Good Nicki Minaj
Vitello Tonnato is delicious. Well done, NY Times.
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August 23, 2011 on A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011
I like to get tanked on wine and watch Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights alone in my apartment.
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August 9, 2011 on What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets