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This is too sad.

This was the best site in the world and also the only one that I have ever created a username for (OkCupid, Match, ChristianMingle, JDate, BlackPlanet & Hipster Shaadi not included, obviously…). Though I don’t often comment, you all have consistently been the most entertaining and welcoming group of people on the internet and I’m glad to have been a small part of it. Keep on keepin’ on.

Goodnight Sweet Prince.

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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys

I just want to take this opportunity to vent about how I started rewatching Gilmore Girls 6 months ago and have been stuck on season 7 for about 4 of those months. Carry on.

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January 24, 2014 on Let’s Check In On Parenthood, Please

Just when I thought I had reached my rage threshold, I clicked this link and had a vision of myself throwing my computer against my window. But then I remembered that I’m poor.

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March 18, 2013 on If You Don’t Want To Be “Labeled A Sex Offender,” Don’t Rape Someone!

Who is still inviting THAT girl to the party?

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February 22, 2013 on Sorry, Ladies, But Robert Pattinson Is Totally “That” Guy At The Party

He’s been conditioned to ignore compulsive hair-touching/head grabbing since dating Kristen. He seems to be like moth to the awkward hair-touching flame though.

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February 22, 2013 on Sorry, Ladies, But Robert Pattinson Is Totally “That” Guy At The Party

Holy cow. The first 30 seconds were fine, but then, woooaah. They aren’t even trying to be clever racists! “Larger non-functional machine” with a sassy attitude made me do a double-take. Maybe if they had made the second machine some disaffected hipster girl this skit could have avoided a racist slant, but clearly this is just about black people. Happy MLK day! Womp.

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January 21, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Jennifer Lawrence And The Lumineers

Only the naturalest of spring waters for goopy.

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January 2, 2013 on New Year, New Gwyneth Paltrow Cookbook!

Carrots are high in sugar!

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January 2, 2013 on New Year, New Gwyneth Paltrow Cookbook!

There’s no upvote/downvote button your comment, but I just want to let you know that I read your comment as I was making a horrified face and whisper-screaming AAAHHHHHH . So, what I’m trying to say is, your comment spoke to me.

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December 6, 2012 on Don’t Forget, There Are A Lot Of Great Christmas Gifts On Etsy

Anyone wanna let him know the prohibition is over? He seems to be hoarding all of the alcohol in New York

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November 30, 2012 on Inside Inside Inside The Mind Of James Lipton

Yes that was depressing. But can we take a minute to talk about the fact that he totally RUINED that bag? No one’s coming over to eat those chips. They’re going to get so stale :(

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November 28, 2012 on How To Make Chili Cheese Nachos

You are not alone. I actually made a Facebook group about this back in college (the only other group I ever made was about milk (both groups had more than 1 member!)). 2 of the scenarios in the mission statement were the classic Jessie Spano freak-out, and pretty much everything about the MTV show Made. God I cringe just thinking about having to watch some kid break dance in the middle of their cafeteria.

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November 27, 2012 on There Is Nothing To Say About Liz & Dick

Let’s hear it! (I reserve the right to crash your party)

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November 20, 2012 on Your Celebrity Thanksgiving Dream Dinner

Thanks! I’d also like to add Rashida Jones, though I worry I may be jeopardizing my odds with Gos.

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November 20, 2012 on Your Celebrity Thanksgiving Dream Dinner

This is way too late and I know that no one will read it, but I have been making this list in my head for years and I will be damned if I do not get to share it at the only time it will ever be appropriate and only semi-weird.

Tina Fey (no doy)
Amy Poehler
Connie Britton
Lauren Graham
Paul Rudd
Louis CK (though he makes me nervous)
Mindy Kaling
Drew Barrymore (She wouldn’t show up without marijuana if you catch my drift)
Ryan Gosling (no doy redux)
Tom Hanks (party dad!)
Emma Stone

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November 19, 2012 on Your Celebrity Thanksgiving Dream Dinner

I also feel icky hearing how sexualized his raps are at 14. He’s 14. My idea of risque at that age was holding hands at school, maybe kissing, but don’t push it buster (not that any of those things happened for me). And yet, what’s even ickier is that he sells the “swagger” (ew, who am I?) better than Justin Bieber does. When Bieber does it, I’m like aww he’s trying so hard and yet no girl over 12 is buying this. With this kid I’m like, slow down buddy or you’re gonna give some 8th grader a case of the babies.

BRB I think Chris Hansen is at the door.

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September 25, 2012 on A Few Thoughts On Edwin P. Wilson Before The New Jaden Smith Music Video

I hate his smug little face so much and it totally bums me out that the Fresh Prince is encouraging his son to become a douche. I’ll never know if the oldest son (Trey?) turned out okay, but at least he was only given a cameo in one of his dad’s songs. And yes, I know all the words.

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September 25, 2012 on A Few Thoughts On Edwin P. Wilson Before The New Jaden Smith Music Video

I literally LOLed when the gold kerchief came out. Takes a special kind of ridiculous to make me snort when I’m watching something. Parks And Rec has only managed to do it a handful of times (though it definitely keeps the laughs coming in my head).

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September 25, 2012 on A Few Thoughts On Edwin P. Wilson Before The New Jaden Smith Music Video

Ahem, allow me to be obnoxious for just a moment. I’d say Jessie is Britta and Kelly is Annie.

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June 6, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Mark-Paul Gosselar Says Saved By The Bell Is “Not A Great Show”

I should mention that I’m a girl and was probably the only one in that health class that had never even been to first base. Being too tall and too smart is the best protection against pregnancy in high school.

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September 27, 2011 on BAD PARENTING ALERT!