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This is too sad. This was the best site in the world and also the only one that I have ever created a username for (OkCupid, Match, ChristianMingle, JDate, BlackPlanet & Hipster Shaadi not included, obviously...). Though I don't often comment, you all have consistently been the most entertaining and welcoming group of people on the internet and I'm glad to have been a small part of it. Keep on keepin' on. Goodnight Sweet Prince.
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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys
I just want to take this opportunity to vent about how I started rewatching Gilmore Girls 6 months ago and have been stuck on season 7 for about 4 of those months. Carry on.
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January 24, 2014 on Let’s Check In On Parenthood, Please
Just when I thought I had reached my rage threshold, I clicked this link and had a vision of myself throwing my computer against my window. But then I remembered that I'm poor.
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March 18, 2013 on If You Don’t Want To Be “Labeled A Sex Offender,” Don’t Rape Someone!
He's been conditioned to ignore compulsive hair-touching/head grabbing since dating Kristen. He seems to be like moth to the awkward hair-touching flame though.
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February 22, 2013 on Sorry, Ladies, But Robert Pattinson Is Totally “That” Guy At The Party
Holy cow. The first 30 seconds were fine, but then, woooaah. They aren't even trying to be clever racists! "Larger non-functional machine" with a sassy attitude made me do a double-take. Maybe if they had made the second machine some disaffected hipster girl this skit could have avoided a racist slant, but clearly this is just about black people. Happy MLK day! Womp.
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January 21, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Jennifer Lawrence And The Lumineers
Only the naturalest of spring waters for goopy.
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January 2, 2013 on New Year, New Gwyneth Paltrow Cookbook!
Carrots are high in sugar!
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January 2, 2013 on New Year, New Gwyneth Paltrow Cookbook!
There's no upvote/downvote button your comment, but I just want to let you know that I read your comment as I was making a horrified face and whisper-screaming AAAHHHHHH . So, what I'm trying to say is, your comment spoke to me.
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December 6, 2012 on Don’t Forget, There Are A Lot Of Great Christmas Gifts On Etsy
Anyone wanna let him know the prohibition is over? He seems to be hoarding all of the alcohol in New York
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November 30, 2012 on Inside Inside Inside The Mind Of James Lipton
Yes that was depressing. But can we take a minute to talk about the fact that he totally RUINED that bag? No one's coming over to eat those chips. They're going to get so stale :(
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November 28, 2012 on How To Make Chili Cheese Nachos
You are not alone. I actually made a Facebook group about this back in college (the only other group I ever made was about milk (both groups had more than 1 member!)). 2 of the scenarios in the mission statement were the classic Jessie Spano freak-out, and pretty much everything about the MTV show Made. God I cringe just thinking about having to watch some kid break dance in the middle of their cafeteria.
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November 27, 2012 on There Is Nothing To Say About Liz & Dick
Let's hear it! (I reserve the right to crash your party)
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November 20, 2012 on Your Celebrity Thanksgiving Dream Dinner
Thanks! I'd also like to add Rashida Jones, though I worry I may be jeopardizing my odds with Gos.
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November 20, 2012 on Your Celebrity Thanksgiving Dream Dinner
This is way too late and I know that no one will read it, but I have been making this list in my head for years and I will be damned if I do not get to share it at the only time it will ever be appropriate and only semi-weird. Tina Fey (no doy) Amy Poehler Connie Britton Lauren Graham Paul Rudd Louis CK (though he makes me nervous) Mindy Kaling Drew Barrymore (She wouldn't show up without marijuana if you catch my drift) Ryan Gosling (no doy redux) Tom Hanks (party dad!) Emma Stone
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November 19, 2012 on Your Celebrity Thanksgiving Dream Dinner
I also feel icky hearing how sexualized his raps are at 14. He's 14. My idea of risque at that age was holding hands at school, maybe kissing, but don't push it buster (not that any of those things happened for me). And yet, what's even ickier is that he sells the "swagger" (ew, who am I?) better than Justin Bieber does. When Bieber does it, I'm like aww he's trying so hard and yet no girl over 12 is buying this. With this kid I'm like, slow down buddy or you're gonna give some 8th grader a case of the babies. BRB I think Chris Hansen is at the door.
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September 25, 2012 on A Few Thoughts On Edwin P. Wilson Before The New Jaden Smith Music Video
I hate his smug little face so much and it totally bums me out that the Fresh Prince is encouraging his son to become a douche. I'll never know if the oldest son (Trey?) turned out okay, but at least he was only given a cameo in one of his dad's songs. And yes, I know all the words.
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September 25, 2012 on A Few Thoughts On Edwin P. Wilson Before The New Jaden Smith Music Video
I literally LOLed when the gold kerchief came out. Takes a special kind of ridiculous to make me snort when I'm watching something. Parks And Rec has only managed to do it a handful of times (though it definitely keeps the laughs coming in my head).
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September 25, 2012 on A Few Thoughts On Edwin P. Wilson Before The New Jaden Smith Music Video
Ahem, allow me to be obnoxious for just a moment. I'd say Jessie is Britta and Kelly is Annie.
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June 6, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Mark-Paul Gosselar Says Saved By The Bell Is “Not A Great Show”
I should mention that I'm a girl and was probably the only one in that health class that had never even been to first base. Being too tall and too smart is the best protection against pregnancy in high school.
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September 27, 2011 on BAD PARENTING ALERT!
As a survivor of the Miami public school system, I struggle with deciding whether abstinence only would have been a less scarring alternative to having a 70 year old man teaching 15 year old me how to properly apply a condom...
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September 27, 2011 on BAD PARENTING ALERT!
Too mad things didn't work out between her and Mike. Hope things are going well for him and his mom.
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August 4, 2011 on Teen Korner: A Slow Dance For Teens
Kellll loves orange soda...I do I do I do I do-ooh.
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July 27, 2011 on An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia
I promise I'm not drunk. Just had a small stroke while writing that first sentence.
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July 26, 2011 on How Long Can You Listen To This ’90s A Cappella Dance Mix Before You Turn It Off?
Made it to 1:28 then came back for the more later once I had forgotten how cheesy it was. Made it to 3:40 the second time. If you make it to 3:20ish, please take note of enthusiastic usage of banana prop from guy in the middle. Also, homegirl second row from the bottom on the right hand side is Dancing. It. Out.
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July 26, 2011 on How Long Can You Listen To This ’90s A Cappella Dance Mix Before You Turn It Off?
My thoughts exactly. As I was reading it, I couldn't stop thinking about how juvenile it sounded. Like a bad proposal some high school kid would come up with for their end of the year project in their Gov/Econ class. James Franco: your 5 thousand post graduate degrees in literature and writing have failed you. However, I'm sure your pretentiousness is serving you well at NYU.
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July 20, 2011 on James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000?
I was waiting for it too, but when it never happened I realized that Gabe was talking about the reference that he makes at the end of the post. Because you can't talk about the Hanks dynasty without at least mentioning the Haze.
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June 22, 2011 on Tom Hanks Dances On Univision Weather Report And Chet Haze Reference
This is actually filmed in Miami, but hooray for Mexico anyway!
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June 22, 2011 on Tom Hanks Dances On Univision Weather Report And Chet Haze Reference