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One night, we were bored, so my husband did a dramatic reading of one of the more horrifying sex scenes while his best friend performed an accompanying interpretive hand puppet show. And we laughed and laughed. I highly recommend it as a Best New Party Game, whenever you're bored and feeling slightly down. It'll lift your spirits immediately!
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October 14, 2013 on Charlie Hunnam Is Out, And We’re Back To The Greying Board
If you guys are messing with me, I'm going to be so. pissed. And also, thanks for planning my night out for me as I now have to go binge-watch the rest of the series so I can catch up and figure out what is going on.
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September 11, 2013 on It Looks Like The Better Call Saul Spinoff Is On Its Way
Haha WHAT. That sounds like a plot made from Mad Libs.
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September 11, 2013 on It Looks Like The Better Call Saul Spinoff Is On Its Way
I'm only on Season 2, so I'm really behind the curve on this, but I was excited to hear about this. At this point in my watching experience, I look forward to the scenes that he is in. Do things change as the series progresses?
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September 11, 2013 on It Looks Like The Better Call Saul Spinoff Is On Its Way
I know how it's supposed to be pronounced, in Internet-world anyway, and yet I always say, "Jiff-I mean, Gif, I mean, you know what I mean! The moving pictures thing!" .. Contrary to popular belief, I am not middle aged. I just can't pronounce words.
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November 15, 2012 on The Word Of The Year Is “GIF”
I'm more concerned about how Money Maker Mike feels about all of this. I thought HE was Krispy's best friend. After all, he did help him defeat James.
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October 3, 2012 on Does Krispy Kreme Rapping About Daniel Tosh Mean That Krispy Kreme Is Krispy Over?
See, I don't know. I am a government staffer and I see how much hand-wringing is involved in making polarizing statements. I believe he deserves all the accolades he's receiving because it IS revolutionary for a president to stake a claim in such a contentious debate knowing that it will alienate a vast chunk of the United States, especially in an election year. I understand that the people who are anti-marriage equality are also the same people who would never vote for Obama because he's a "black Muslim whose middle name is Hussein", but still, it's a risky stance to take politically. I commend him, especially because I've met a lot of politicians, both Democrat and Republican alike, who are too cowardly to take such a risk and stand up for what is right.
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May 9, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: President Obama Affirms His Support Of Gay Marriage
I also love Garth and Kat and I hate it when people don't find them as funny as I do. We should start a support group.
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April 16, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin And Gotye
Something about reading this comment (the part about you crawling FB pages and what you found) combined with your avatar makes me sad. I just keep picturing this frowny little popcorn guy scrolling through horrible FB pages and sighing, becoming more and more dejected. But then I remember that it's just an avatar and the anti-gay rights movement is slowly dying. Every day another future open-minded person is born, and every day and old crotchety bigot dies. Things will start changing, and I have a feeling it'll be sooner rather than later.
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February 8, 2012 on Ellen Scores A Point For Gay Rights AND JC Penny’s Brand Image
Why are people still asking if Tom Cruise is gay? Who cares?! It's not going to affect your life. I think the question people should really be asking is if Tom Cruise is crazy. Reasoning: A.) I think he's crazy; B.) He has a lot of money; C.) Crazy people with a lot of money can do even crazier things that affect a lot more lives than a poor crazy person.
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January 18, 2012 on How Rosie O’Donnell Knows Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay
Don't worry, Zooey. It's quite common to be picked on when you're the New Girl. (...I'll show myself out.)
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January 18, 2012 on Zooey Deschanel Jumps On The “I Was Bullied” Train
I wasn't worried until I tried to stop the video to leave a comment, but my computer wouldn't let me. It just sat there, waving the beach ball of death in my face, much like the littlest robot was waving his little tiny arm. They're teaming up against us now and I'm officially afraid.
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October 25, 2011 on Bicycle Robot Paints A Dark Picture Of The Post-Human Future
If you eat it like I do, it tastes like butter.
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September 30, 2011 on Anderson Cooper Is A Real Journalist
"freres en pipi" is the most magical thing I've ever read. Thank you for bringing it into my world.
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August 30, 2011 on Who Would Have To Be Cast In The Les Miserables Movie To Get You To See It?
I would see any Les Mis movie with any cast because I'm a weird Les Mis fanatic. But the main point of this comment was to tell you that I signed in just to tell you that you've been ON FIRE lately, Kelly. Stop drop and roll.
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August 30, 2011 on Who Would Have To Be Cast In The Les Miserables Movie To Get You To See It?
Nope. Refuse to believe it. Some of us *like* pretend-talking to our cats, OK? I'm not saying I'm one of those people, but I'm not not saying I'm one of those people either.
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July 15, 2011 on When You Make Animal Noises At Animals You Are Not Talking To Them
For some unknown reason, I've always hated Teri Hatcher. Seeing how much "the Countess" resembles her in this video makes me hate her more. I almost hate her now as much as Gabe hates Gwenyth!
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June 30, 2011 on The Music Video For LuAnn DeLesseps’ “Chic, C’est La Vie” Is UNACCEPTABLE
I've totally wanted to downvote you a million times because I love Ryan Gosling as much as you do and I fear that one day he will read Videogum and choose you over me... but alas, I can't... because you are such a great Videogum "commentator", as Winwood would say, and also I fear the wrath of the monsters. You win. The end. I tip my hat to you, Madam.
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June 23, 2011 on Videogum’s Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011
He lost his legs when they got stuck in ice and they froze off, then someone donated the prosthetic legs to him! It makes me so sad and so happy at the same time and I don't know which emotion I should feel right now! Confusing!
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June 22, 2011 on The World’s First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason
She graduated Summa Cum Louda
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June 16, 2011 on Terrible Woman Went To Lots Of Schools
The music at the end of the video was so triumphant! It made me believe that anything is possible! He accomplished his goal: throwing the longest frisbee throw.... EVER! That song makes me believe that now I can accomplish my goal: not going to work hungover every morning and reading Videogum all day long.
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June 16, 2011 on Longest Frisbee Throw Ever Says This Guy
My dogs already try to lick my face enough as it is, thank you. I am not adding a BBQ-flavored perfume into the mix, no matter how much the kind of rude, Kenny Powers-sounding guy I met online likes ribs.
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June 16, 2011 on This Is Your Perfume: Que
I don't have anything funny to say. I just think this is a really fun thing that these kids got to do, and I'm happy that they got to do it. And I agree with their message - don't step on people's feet... it's rude!
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June 16, 2011 on The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2011: Hawthorne Country Day School’s “Get Your Foot Off My Foot”
My fiance proposed in our kitchen. It was so understated, spontaneous and sweet, and to me it was perfect. Yet I still encounter the occasional asshole who asks how he proposed, and after I tell them, scrunches up their face and goes, "Really? That's it?!" And every single time I fight back the urge to karate chop them in the face.
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June 1, 2011 on Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn’t That Bad
Any PA monsters here? My boss has introduced a marriage equality bill each session for as long as I can remember, and of course it never goes anywhere. The only way these bills move is by calling your representatives/senators and appealing to them. It's easy! And most of the people who answer the phones (like me!) are nice!!!
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May 24, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Speech About Marriage Equality
I definitely love the side eye Cudi baby's throwing while Death Metal Baby cries. And the look of sheer joy that crosses her face when he stops. Since I make those exact same faces when babies cry, I say Cudi is the clear winner of this battle.
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March 29, 2011 on Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby
It's my life's ambition to film an NC-17 rated movie with Ryan Gosling.
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October 15, 2010 on Being White Is Hard: Blue Valentine/Being White Is Hard: Restless
It's a really great music video, guys*, give it a chance**. The editing is so clever*** and Gwyneth's voice is so authentically country-sounding****. *no, it's not **save yourselves ***incoherent cuts between her standing in a warehouse singing and random parts of the movie that have nothing to do with anything that she is singing, or any relation to the movie's plot ****i'm not even going to touch this one
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October 14, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Country Strong” Music Video Is A Liar
After checking Spike's website, I noticed it already airs shows called "1000 Ways to Die", "Don't Be A Victim", "Jail", and "Surviving Disaster". I think you've already got this corner of the market covered, assholes.
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October 14, 2010 on The 2012 Report: Spike TV Announces Coal Mining Reality Show