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By making golden showers, of course.

 +4Posted on Sep 16th | re: Sun Kil Moon: "The War On Drugs Can Suck My Fucking Dick" (66 comments)

Hahaha Lorde. She’s not folk, she’s a rock artist!

 +8Posted on Sep 14th | re: Kanye Halts Sydney Show Until Seated Fans Prove They're Disabled (62 comments)

Or at least called upon his friend Jesus, who seems to show up at his shows, to help.

 +12Posted on Sep 12th | re: Funeral Turns 10 (196 comments)

That’s all fine and well, but where is the anniversary article for Thunder Lightning Strike?

Yeah don’t bring him into this beef. He’s vegan.

I’m just disappointed “Dear Future Husband” isn’t about Tommy Wisseau.

 +2Posted on Sep 10th | re: SNL Books Ariana Grande, Maroon 5 For Season 40 (6 comments)

Well of course not. She showed up on Nickelodeon long after that show was off the air.

 +6Posted on Sep 5th | re: Mentally Prepare Yourself For Miley Cyrus' Leonard Cohen Cover (10 comments)

“So there is a very real taste that Cyrus has better taste than you did when you were 21″

When I was 21 I was listening to music posted by Stereogum, but I guess that’s not considered cool anymore.

I really hope this album doesn’t turn out to be solely about how much Kanye loves Kim Kardashian.

He also did a remix of “Perfect” around that time too. I remember it being one of the first songs I downloaded in the old Napster days, and kept looking for the Ava Adore Remix that supposedly existed.

It’s kind of bad, though not as bad as one might expect. It’s got bagpipes: