MarkyBob

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During surgery to separate him from Michael Vick and Rod Blagojevich, between whom he had been Human Centipeded.
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June 28, 2011 on How Is Charlie Sheen Killed Off Of Two And A Half Men?
Sex and the City 2: 2 Sex 2 City
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May 28, 2010 on Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You?
Lost 2: Electric Boogalost
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January 8, 2010 on Predictions For Lost: The College Years
Something Will CRASH Into Something.
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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12
Cowder. (About an albino cow.) (Retch.)
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November 5, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11
Inglorious Cow Turds
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November 5, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11
This is my FAVORITE SHOW ON TELEVISION EVER. Real Housewives of Atlanta > The Sopranos. Sea-son-three!! Sea-son--three!
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October 23, 2009 on An Open Letter To The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Why are there only six comments on this thread? RHOA > everything else there is, period (except for "Bromance," duh).
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October 10, 2009 on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta S02E09: Ladies, Start Your Faces!
In a world... where sometimes people refer to fictional covered places just to try to make other people feel foolish for a couple of seconds, one man will refuse to ask the question on everyone else's lips... "Under Where?"
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October 10, 2009 on What Movie Should Disney Make After Opposite Day?
That description applies equally well to the current season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta."
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September 29, 2009 on Harmony Korine Out Harmony Korines Himself
I can't even pay attention to any of this, I'm still so freaked out about Mackenzie Phillips. (Oh my fucking God, Mackenzie Phillips, what the hell.)
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September 23, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Three
Agreed. I saw them on that final tour. US Maple opened (ugh) and then Pavement kept the crowd waiting for AN HOUR AND A HALF after US Maple. When they finally deigned to appear, Malkmus shamelessly admitted that they had been backstage watching the NCAA finals. What an ass. But I will see them if they come near to me on this reunion tour, because I am a sucka.
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September 17, 2009 on The Pavement Reunion Is Happening
Yay, a new Pearl Jam album! Yay!!
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September 17, 2009 on Premature Evaluation: Pearl Jam – Backspacer
More character development than the "Melrose Place" reboot.
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September 10, 2009 on Kids Have Euphemisms For Peeping And Pooping The Darndest Things
I saw MarkyMark and the Funky Bunch in concert back in 1993. He kept promising to get "extra naked" but he didn't even get regular naked.
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August 28, 2009 on How To Get A Marky Mark Body
I'm having death panels installed on my roof this weekend.
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August 20, 2009 on Let’s Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys
'The Saw VII poster is going to be seven butts on a tray and it's going to say "Your butt, sir."' Thanks for ruining my spec script, Gabe.'
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August 19, 2009 on The Saw VI Poster, Like The Saw Franchise, Is Stupid
I always think your avatar is Gwyneth Paltrow's humanity.
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August 19, 2009 on The Saw VI Poster, Like The Saw Franchise, Is Stupid
Well said. */goes back to skinning cadavers/*
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August 14, 2009 on Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane
In all seriousness (SERIOUSGUM!) I'm gay, and was closeted and repressed for years, and I completely get the point he's making. That kind of repression can express itself as over-the-top aggression. The cartoon version of that is trying to kill one's mother, among other people. "Family Guy" is a cartoon. QED.
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August 14, 2009 on Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane
Meso gay. Meso agree wit Anonymous! Who care Set MacFarlan worse. Meso alway "LAFF LAFF" at lil gay Stewie! ALWAY!
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August 14, 2009 on Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane
Harry Potter and the Age of Consent
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August 13, 2009 on Best New Party Game 6
That's a funny typo, since that's how a lot of them would say it. "Wur ya bee-yen at?" "Ate thuh Juggalos Gaytherin."
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August 12, 2009 on The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos: Remembered