Comments from MarkyBob

During surgery to separate him from Michael Vick and Rod Blagojevich, between whom he had been Human Centipeded.

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June 28, 2011 on How Is Charlie Sheen Killed Off Of Two And A Half Men?

I prefer “Guid’ is good”, but I upvoted you anyway.

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July 27, 2010 on The Videogum “Why Don’t YOU Caption It?” Contest: Jersey Shore Cast At The New York Stock Exchange

Sex and the City 2: 2 Sex 2 City

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May 28, 2010 on Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You?

Lost 2: Electric Boogalost

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January 8, 2010 on Predictions For Lost: The College Years

Something Will CRASH Into Something.

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November 11, 2009 on Best New Party Game 12

Cowder. (About an albino cow.) (Retch.)

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November 5, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11

Inglorious Cow Turds

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November 5, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11

Moo Velvet

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November 5, 2009 on Best New Party Game 11

“The Gingerdead Man 16: No Doughmo”

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October 31, 2009 on Videogum’s Official Pick For Your Halloween Movie Viewing Party

This is my FAVORITE SHOW ON TELEVISION EVER. Real Housewives of Atlanta > The Sopranos. Sea-son-three!! Sea-son–three!

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October 23, 2009 on An Open Letter To The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Why are there only six comments on this thread? RHOA > everything else there is, period (except for “Bromance,” duh).

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October 10, 2009 on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta S02E09: Ladies, Start Your Faces!

In a world… where sometimes people refer to fictional covered places just to try to make other people feel foolish for a couple of seconds, one man will refuse to ask the question on everyone else’s lips… “Under Where?”

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October 10, 2009 on What Movie Should Disney Make After Opposite Day?

That description applies equally well to the current season of “Real Housewives of Atlanta.”

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September 29, 2009 on Harmony Korine Out Harmony Korines Himself

I can’t even pay attention to any of this, I’m still so freaked out about Mackenzie Phillips. (Oh my fucking God, Mackenzie Phillips, what the hell.)

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September 23, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Three

Agreed. I saw them on that final tour. US Maple opened (ugh) and then Pavement kept the crowd waiting for AN HOUR AND A HALF after US Maple. When they finally deigned to appear, Malkmus shamelessly admitted that they had been backstage watching the NCAA finals. What an ass. But I will see them if they come near to me on this reunion tour, because I am a sucka.

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September 17, 2009 on The Pavement Reunion Is Happening

Yay, a new Pearl Jam album! Yay!!

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September 17, 2009 on Premature Evaluation: Pearl Jam – Backspacer

More character development than the “Melrose Place” reboot.

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September 10, 2009 on Kids Have Euphemisms For Peeping And Pooping The Darndest Things

Tyra Banks is only 35?

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September 8, 2009 on Tyra Banks Wants To Be The Black Gwyneth Paltrow

I saw MarkyMark and the Funky Bunch in concert back in 1993. He kept promising to get “extra naked” but he didn’t even get regular naked.

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August 28, 2009 on How To Get A Marky Mark Body

I’m having death panels installed on my roof this weekend.

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August 20, 2009 on Let’s Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys