MAS

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It’s happening faster. That Girl Who Threw Up In The Toilet from the Benni Crinkle video just got her own single! Check it out at thatgirlwhothrewupinthetoilet.org!

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September 2, 2011 on A Girl From The Rebecca Black Music Video Gets Her Own Music Video

Have no fear, The Asylum is still making 2 Headed Shark Attack with Carmen Electra and Hulk Hogan’s daughter. (Real!)

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August 31, 2011 on Blues Brothers 2000: The TV Show

Yuck and Yuckier

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August 25, 2011 on Jim Carrey’s Message To Emma Stone

Q: Does Gerard Depardieu prefer boxers or briefs? A: DEPENDS

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August 17, 2011 on The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane

Yet somehow we all seem to forget that Sam the Eagle had sex with a male gigolo at the 1984 Republican National Convention.

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August 10, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bert And Ernie Aren’t Not Married Because Of Intolerance

“Hungry Hungry Hippos” starring Kevin James (as Orange Hippo), Jack Black (as Green Hippo), Patton Oswalt (as Yellow Hippo) and Craig Robinson (as Pink Hippo). IT’S ALREADY HAPPENING

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July 28, 2011 on Which Of Today’s Two Terrible Movie Trailers Is More Terrible Than The Other One (Which Is Still Very Terrible)?

This post totally reminds me of my favorite episode of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose.

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July 28, 2011 on An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia

This is not news but in California it is the TOP STORY

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July 25, 2011 on Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing

I don’t know who these people are.

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July 21, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden

The “Men in Comedy” issue has Louis CK licking Patton Oswalt’s butthole, so this seems fair.

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July 19, 2011 on Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ “Lesbian Scene” Open Thread

Note that she is going to make paper and blow up…and we wonder why my friend’s kid said, “I don’t need to go to college, mommy. I’m going to be a pop star.”

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July 19, 2011 on Rebecca Black’s New Music Video, “My Moment,” Posted Without Commentary

Was AC/DC in this one because that would be cool

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July 12, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia

SO EMBARRASSED

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July 12, 2011 on Raccoon With A Chef Boyardee Can Stuck On Its Head

It’s great because it’s a message that everyone can relate to.

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July 1, 2011 on The Music Video For LuAnn DeLesseps’ “Chic, C’est La Vie” Is UNACCEPTABLE

Ratings: ‘Family Guy’ Repeat Beats out ‘Marriage Ref’ Season Premiere
http://bit.ly/kqcOt3

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June 27, 2011 on The Marriage Ref Is Of Course Helping To Ruin Actual Lives

The Green Mile

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June 23, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie

Damn, Conan hit that horse in THE FACE, yo.

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May 5, 2011 on Conan: The Barbarian Trailer, You Guys

Other cultures are muy hilarioso

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April 18, 2011 on Casa De Mi Padre Trailer, You Guys

I know I am late here, but word up.

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May 19, 2010 on Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk

DEEP IMPACT

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July 21, 2008 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Round Two