Mad Max Zorin: Beyond Thunderball

Comments from Max Zorin

I like that "stop" is spelled backwards in the first shot of the bus. Good special effects, you guys.
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January 20, 2011 on BREAKING NEWS: WOMAN WHO FELL INTO FOUNTAIN WHILE TEXTING EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED AND ALSO CRIES IMPORTANT NEWS NEWS NEWS
As CopperCab would tell you, asking the Internet to stop picking on you NEVER fails. Kudos to the anchors, by the way, for doing their damnedest not to burst out laughing after coming back from that interview. (Wouldn't her phone stop working when she fell into the fountain? #missingthepointgum)
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January 20, 2011 on BREAKING NEWS: WOMAN WHO FELL INTO FOUNTAIN WHILE TEXTING EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED AND ALSO CRIES IMPORTANT NEWS NEWS NEWS
Funny story: my boss walks into my lab the other day and tells my (female) colleague, "Oh yeah, 'Dreamweaver' came on the radio this morning and I thought of you." (Admittedly, there's context, but it doesn't help much.)
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January 18, 2011 on Now If You’ll Excuse Me…
He's even sorta doing that head-tilt thing Gabe does in all his pictures.
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January 18, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: George Lucas Is A Maniac
You won't be laughing when planet Nibiru comes into view in a couple of weeks and everyone's like, "That's no moon..."
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January 18, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: George Lucas Is A Maniac
No love for the Johnny Carson bit? May a plague of homeless yaks infest your sister's undergarments.
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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible
"I liked the original better." (opens envelope) "What was Napoleon's response to his second exile?"
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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible
An infinitely better look at the trials and tribulations facing America's teens/clones-of-famous-dead-guys-and-ladies.
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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible
"Is this real life?" http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092009/1251884400_david_after_the_dentist.gif
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January 11, 2011 on The Joker Doing Elmo Doing Smeagol, Obviously
"Fuck him!" ...he certainly could use it. You'd be doing him a favor, really.
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January 10, 2011 on Oh Fuck You, Fred Phelps
Really, though, I think we've officially moved on to the post-MySpace era.
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January 10, 2011 on These Are Your Bangs: Undetectables Designer Bangs
ifonlyicouldphotoshop.com/country_strong_in_3d.jpg
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January 10, 2011 on Baz Luhrman Might Shoot The Great Gatsby In 3D
"Wow! It looks like those boats are ACTUALLY being borne back ceaselessly into the past!"
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January 10, 2011 on Baz Luhrman Might Shoot The Great Gatsby In 3D
Thank you bird. If this were closer to 2002 we could make metric tons of cryogenically-frozen head jokes but alas. Okay, moving on with my life now.
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January 7, 2011 on Who Is The Next Top Homeless Person?!
Hypothesis: 2011 is a disappointment because we're all waiting for the other Mayan shoe to drop next year. Almost 2012 tiiiime! "But dude, taking 2012 quasi-seriously is SO 2009." Uh-uh, fuck that noise. 2012 is a thing until 2013. And even then, maybe.
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January 7, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Please, someone -- ANYONE -- post a reply and tell me that when they see the words "Ted Williams" they also think "baseball player" first. I'm sorry, guy, I'm normally all about the latest retread of the Internet-meme-turned-rags-to-riches story, but that name is taken. Like that baseball player Evan Longoria: every time he gets mentioned, I think "Desperate Housewives".
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January 7, 2011 on Who Is The Next Top Homeless Person?!
"I've heard better." -Michael Caine
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January 7, 2011 on Michael Caine Does A Michael Caine Impression
Chinese Kakistocracy?
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January 7, 2011 on This Is Your Cover Of Guns N’ Roses “Sweet Child ‘O Mine”
Wait, that IS my cover of Sweet Child o' Mine. How did THAT get online? Umm...do you guys like my cowboy hat? #fridayislieday
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January 7, 2011 on This Is Your Cover Of Guns N’ Roses “Sweet Child ‘O Mine”
More Snookis = less children = extinction of humanity = long-term survival of planet's ecosystems. MTV is just being green, you guys.
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January 7, 2011 on Why Jersey Shore Sucks Now