meaverly

Comments from meaverly

Part of his ongoing, misguided campaign to be considered Mexican-American.

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February 2, 2012 on Worlds Been Had Colliding: Selena Gomez And Eli Roth Edition

Germany has weird phone-sex ads too! By which I mean, phone-sex ads more explicit than softcore porn.

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February 1, 2012 on A Sexy Woman Takes Photos Of Peter Dinklage Sitting In A Chair While The Audience Claps In Unison, Obviously

Both your numbers are off by a good three 0s.

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October 31, 2011 on COULD ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART BE ACCIDENTALLY FOR REAL MARRIED?!

He married a much older lady and the last I read they were on opposite sides of a lawsuit about PlayFood! I wish the internet would tell me how that story ended, it was AMAZING.

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September 8, 2011 on Happy Birthday, Jonathan Taylor Thomas!

Melinda Clarke, a.k.a. the American Polly Walker, is a delight.

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August 22, 2011 on Entourage S08E05: The Greatest Love Stories Ever Told

He is! Man that guy was creepy. I miss Claudette.

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August 22, 2011 on Breaking Bad S04E06: Did Friggen Shakespeare Write This Episode?

Gabe just wants to ask her a question.

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August 19, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

The Help was a pretty terrible book, but whatshername the author did a good job conveying the dangerousness of the (made-up) project and the fear the (fictional) maids felt about participating in it. Reading it, I was alternately totally annoyed and totally stressed out by their stress.

The trailer makes the movie look like a kooky little comedy about, I don’t know, how to write a Trauma-Rama novel for Southern White Ladies. Will that make more people want to see it? Yes? “More people” are gross, just like this movie? Okay.

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August 10, 2011 on A Fake Interview With Emma Stone

Kim Basinger and Ireland Baldwin respectfully disagree.

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August 9, 2011 on Fake Jeremy Irons Quotes About Women

Man I’ve missed you guys.

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July 29, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

We watched this movie at school once and when Artax died it was SO SAD I left the room to cry. I never tried watching it again.

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July 28, 2011 on Science Has (Incorrectly) Determined The Saddest Movie Scene Of All Time

A half-hour of Clarissa helps the “unemployed, broke, and depressed” reality-medicine go down. The present is horrible. The future is bleak. When I was 10, it wasn’t. It’s nice to be reminded of a time when the country was waging one war the Middle East and the weight of the world had only just begun to rest on my little shoulders.

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July 27, 2011 on An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia

Like we, the educated and worldly viewers of True Blood, wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between Scandinavian accents. Come ON, show.

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July 25, 2011 on True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G

Some of my friends were extras in Contagion! I am excited about looking for their heads in giant crowd shots!

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July 15, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

Ooh also that rapper in the hospital who was our boyfriend for a little while. Remember? That guy? Australian!

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July 11, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia

Brave, starring me as a child. So great!

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July 1, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

I’d like to remind everyone of the immortal decree of Patton Oswalt: you get a birthday party through the age of 10, after which you are allowed to celebrate 16, 18, 21, and thereafter exclusively the changing of the decades. Anything beyond that is childish and tacky.

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February 10, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E09: Late LUNCH With Jimmy Fallon! Get It? Lunch Puns!

Apparently it was all naked fondue spouse-swapping, all the time! Or at least so The Ice Storm would have us believe.

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February 10, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E09: Late LUNCH With Jimmy Fallon! Get It? Lunch Puns!

Superglue is the third Koch brother!

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February 9, 2011 on Let’s Do The Charlie Sheen Numbers

The other 10 percent are my parents, one of whom did at one time sell drugs, though never to Charlie Sheen.

Sorry everyone. Just, sorry. I erase it from their DVR whenever possible and remind them of his terrible behavior at every opportunity, but there’s only so much one person can do.

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February 9, 2011 on Let’s Do The Charlie Sheen Numbers