Yeah, I have been on a real hot roller/wrap dress kick since I saw it. She looked flawless. And Bradley Cooper was on the list of "blandly handsome actors whose faces I can't stand because I'm petty" but the perm rods alone won me back somehow. I get it, the whole Cooper thing.
Wait what? I always assumed everyone's mom used it because it was like a 70's hold over! You're blowing my mind right now. What did they use in the 70's?? (I also learned this week that in the 90's when they told us we could help the earth by not using aerosol hairspray? The stuff in aerosols that hurt the ozone was banned in the 70's and aerosols were safe. They were using us as a scapegoat for pollution, and we all had bad hair because of it. Hairspray and I are really evaluating our relationship together right now, is what I'm saying.)
Biggest snub was for the Hair and Makeup for American Hustle. What of the expertly applied hot rollers? The delightful perm rods? That masterpiece of a comb over, architecturally fabricated upon the head of a man we know to actually have good hair? The L'oreal Elnet budget alone?
Awards shows are a total sham, you guys.
You know, he was a 90's brat not an 80's brat, it's possible he skipped cocaine completely and went right to popping handfuls and handfuls of ecstasy. Possible, not likely.
Everything was way to neat. They may as well have stamped, "And they all lived happily ever after," on the credits. It was like, "Some of that was funny but why did I sit through all this? So Those two could have a problem-free art gallery?"
The fact that 12 Years lost all it's acting awards is pure garbage. I thought McQueen and Cuaron were pretty much equally deserving for different reasons and I love both their work so I was okay with that, but not even one of the acting awards for that movie is unbelievable to me.
Amy Adams is pretty much the only American Hustle winner that I thought deserved to win last night. I mean, I thought it was a watchable, fun sort of thing and all the acting was great, a few jobs exceptional, but when you look at the competition in the other categories where it won it's just straight up wrong.
Even though I thought the movie was kind of meh, I didn't think I could be more attracted to Christian Bale than I ever was and I surprised even myself (I blame it on the Amy Adams factor.)
Hey Girl! We here smokin' actor Ryan Gosling and his gf Eva Mendes are on the outs. Oh no! Who would you like to see comfort this heartthrob?
a. Rachel McAdams. I've seen the Notebook, and I know True Love when I see it!
b. Emma Stone. They are so cute together! BFFs can become more!
c. His dog. Maybe RyGos just needs some time to learn about himself and pal around with an adorable man's best friend.
d. An OS desinged for him like ScarJo in Her, In Theaters Now. The film was so romantic!
e. An up and coming actress of his publicist's choosing. He needs help finding the right girl!
f. No one. The emptiness of existence must sometimes weigh on us all!
g. Me! Hey, a girl can dream, right? ;)
#glamourdotcompoll
Also Katrina was a fancy lady back when fancy ladies knew sewing and she had magic on her side. How did she create a doll so ugly as that? Was she trying to create a Gollum maybe?
Sadly, with science helping impregnate women over 60 I assume the story will eventually turn into "Bitter old spinster crone Jennifer spends her millions on test tube baby." or something equally garbage. :(
I assumed it was fake because I thought, "If your terrible prank goes so poorly why would you put it on the internet?" But then I remembered, people, so....
If he set out to definitively prove what is REAL and what is MAGIC he failed: he was within ten feet of Aaron Paul and never told us if his ability to project soulful bedroom eyes is just his real burden in life or if it is some hocus pocus he learned from the devil to make us love him. Not satisfied, 3/10 stars.
Well, I feel like the 90's were kind of easy for them. I mean, a) you could still sell magazines and b) your list of super famouses would basically be the cast of Ocean's 11 plus a few other guys who's face on the cover always sold magazines. I can't imagine anyone under 50 today actually purchasing a magazine they weren't specifically subscribing to, let alone one that was basically a special edition listicle of hotties.
I am actually a frequent defender of the batvoice (as though it is some kind of serious position?). You've got a guy who, sure he trained with the League of Shadows and has billion dollar gadgets, but at the end of the day is just a regular person. I find the batvoice a really humanizing and subtle element to the whole thing (along with the terrible interrogation skills) because honestly if any one of us won the lottery or something and decided to become a masked vigilante the first time we had to speak en masque and realized we couldn't use our real voice? That is exactly the voice we would do. I would 100% do a terrible, gruff as possible voice. (Am I taking this too seriously?)
I'm generally not a big fan of fridging female characters, but I really hope what they are doing with Katrina is that to stop headless they have to send her spirit to witch heaven and never see her again in the present day because I'm not really a fan of an Ichabaod/Abbie/Katrina/FriendzonedHorsemen love jumble.
I love how much everyone just loves Abbie. To quote classic cinema, "What's with this chick, she got beer flavored nipples?"
Anyway, does anyone else think there is a future plot twist ahead where the "two witnesses" are actually Abbie and Jenny? I mean, it would make sense for a demon to try and fuck with the two witnesses while they're kids, and that they would be two people related to each other. It makes less sense that it would be one person he tried to fuck with while she was a kid and also a guy who woke up from a 200 year nap who should have actually been dead except that married a witch, yes? (Or, in true Buffy multiple-slayer style; every generation with an apocalypse attempt creates two witnesses and back in the Revolution Ichabod was one of them, but then Abbie and Jenny became the new two witnesses, but then Ichabod wasn;t dead just sleeping so he woke up and now we have an extra witness.)
Back in the late 90's (before the memes and the youtube) there was a message board for groupies on the internet that had a corresponding "penis board" which was basically a list of a zillion rock stars and their penis sizes and bedroom proclivities, complied by the mod of this board which she claimed were either her own opinions or came from more than one groupie whom she had vetted as being honest and true in her knowledge. It was enlightening. I don't know how the hell we found it (I kind of remember hearing about it on TV? But I don't know where you would hear that on TV? HBO?)
Every once in a while I try and find that thing, for the lols if you will, and it's lost to the sands of the internet.
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