Mrs Versus

Comments from mrsversus

I'm sorry to say I know Josh Duhamel very, very well from his years as the sexy but duplicitous Leo on All My Children (wildly popular with kids).
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January 23, 2013 on Josh Duhamel Is Hosting The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, OBVIOUSLY
Kelly, after 31 years of having long hair because I thought I'd look like a moonfaced boy if I cut it, and going around all jealous of the pixie-cut darlings, I just went and did it, and it's fantastic. As my hairdresser says, everyone knows what your head looks like; stop being a baby.
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July 13, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I would totally watch this show.
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July 7, 2011 on Roseanne’s Nuts Is ACTUALLY About Nuts?!
Sasha Grey, please stop not doing porn.
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June 27, 2011 on Sasha Grey Is In The New Eminem Music Video, So
I had a hard time believing there is a tattoo artist who owns shirts with sleeves.
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June 9, 2011 on Facebook Tattoo Is Fakebook Untrue
I wish they'd tried harder to make the tattoo parlor look like a tattoo parlor and not a medical billing office.
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June 9, 2011 on Facebook Tattoo Is Fakebook Untrue
Joy Indian is my favorite in PS. Mm, Chef's Special Vegetable Delight, preferred by our Celebrity Customers!
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June 7, 2011 on Facebook Friend Tattoo And Tattoos In General
I just got my first a few weeks ago, and it's fantastic. I am annoyed with myself that I didn't do it sooner.
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June 7, 2011 on Facebook Friend Tattoo And Tattoos In General
That's a little like saying "Movies are degrading to women."
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June 6, 2011 on Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie
I know you can do it, zeenah! I got a friend who was teaching her kids to include me.
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June 1, 2011 on If You Believe In Yourself, You Will Know How To Ride A Bike!
He's slated to play Satan in a CGI Paradise Lost, which (the entire project) makes me deeply sad.
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June 1, 2011 on Bradley Cooper Speaking French, Ladies!
I think Sasha Grey was a wonderful porn star. She should make more porn! She was very good at porn.
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June 1, 2011 on Well, This Sasha Grey “Short Film” Is Terrible
"I think that there is a kind of a gravitas in a way." -- Richard Phillips "I'm sure. That's probably very true." -- You
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June 1, 2011 on Well, This Sasha Grey “Short Film” Is Terrible
I cried because I'm 31 and only learned how to ride a bike two years ago and am still shaky. Thanks, kid! I *will* believe in myself!
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June 1, 2011 on If You Believe In Yourself, You Will Know How To Ride A Bike!
Adversity, y'all. Deal with it.
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June 1, 2011 on Terrible Outbreak Of Horse Herpes Results In Wonderful Outbreak Of Hilarious Laffs
See, I named my proposal attempt for an early-18th-century text that viciously denounced the policies that kept the Irish underclass living in a state of starvation and despair by satirically suggesting we might as well buy and eat their children's flesh, because no one seems to care whether they live or die. Romance!
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June 1, 2011 on Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn’t That Bad
The market for twerk-ready video vixens may be bullish today, but I fear the bursting of the twerk bubble.
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May 18, 2011 on The 11th Spring Jam Of 2011: Mr. Ghetto’s “Walmart”
I thought the best laugh was "Lillian! [stare]"
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May 16, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids
Yes, and yes.
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May 16, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids
I saw it last night! We laughed! Normally when I see a movie in which a guy has serious emotional problems and is a dick but the girl forgives him and saves him in the end, I think, oh fuck that's gonna last like two minutes because he's still a mess, right? [SPOILER SORTA] Well, at the end of this one, I thought the same thing about Kristin Wiig's character, who is me basically (I never get to see movie characters who are me! it was weird!), that she's still a fucking mess and that guy should run. I confronted myself. Because of Bridesmaids.
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May 16, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids