You left out two important details! 1) He smoked in the church the whole time! and 2) He was so proud because he and Liz had the same birthday. I am sure that he is somewhere chain-smoking and remembering her right now. What a character.
This woman should be put in jail. And I don't mean it in the usual way that we use it around here, like "Oh Seth Macfarlane? He should go to jail." I mean honest to god prison for abusive psychopaths.
As R2's real life wife, I would just like to say that he is the best too, and ask him to please stop making me cry on Videogum. Also, I am going to go cancel my boob job appointment now.
I said it last time you posted that story, and I shall say it again -- that's my favorite news story of all time too. I remember reading it in ye olde michigan daily and thinking I'd never in all my days read anything as great again. THANKS 4 DA MEMORIEZ!!!
When I was 10, I had a friend at camp tell me her address at home was on Burr Oak St. I thought she was an idiot, because clearly she was mistaken and lived on Baroque St.
Suuuuch an asshole.
Because in the future, everyone is obsessed with cats going into boxes. They even film cats in boxes and put the films on something called the inter-net. The future is so weird.
Hey! My friends and I did this same thing, but with a friend of ours' face. We did it for a year and didn't tell him about it, until we did.
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Each month, let the person with the highest rated comment concoct a Double Dog Dare for Gabe. I am sure that would be totally fine and not result in humiliation and injury. Not at all!
Facebook keeps suggesting that I friend this dude from my high school who is a full-on Juggalo. We weren't friends back then, but I kind of want to be now just so I can learn all his Jugga-secrets.
As far as I'm concerned, he'll always be Jimmy from Degrassi. I like to imagine that all of his songs are fueled by his undying love for Ashley, even though they never could seem to get it right. Then again, I'm an 11 year old girl.
How does one become the dude who writes phone-based scary movies? Of all the things you could write about, phone-terror-core is your genre? Did he have one too many dropped calls and become irreparably scarred by the telecommunications industry. OH, THE HORROR!!
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