muffinman

Comments from muffinman

Dick swinging contest aye? I think I like this variation, usually it's a pissing contest or a dick measuring contest, but I feel like this one makes more of appeal to each parties ego. Like usually its like stop being so insecure about your dick size, but this wording kind of makes it feel more like "hey guys, let's just take a break from our home run competition of hitting baseballs out of the park with our huge swinging dicks and do something nice for the less endowed masses"
-1 |
July 30, 2016 on Kanye Calls For End To Music Streaming Wars: “Apple Give Jay His Check For Tidal Now”
I think you could draw a lot of parallels between Oasis and Sublime in terms of the relationship between popularity and influence/a band's peers to how we perceive a band's quality. ....also I think Sublime is better than Oasis
-5 |
July 29, 2016 on Sublime Turns 20
I'm so glad that I caught him in his prime when he was singing out of microphones sticking out of dancers butts and he was hocking loogies and blowing snot rockets on the crowd...The joke being that seeing Manson is always a questionable experience even if he has his shit together.
+10 |
July 28, 2016 on Marilyn Manson Tour Is A Mess
It's pretty great man and it really doesn't seem unlikely that they could have a come back.
0 |
July 28, 2016 on Salt-N-Pepa, Lisa Loeb, Biz Markie To Play Crystal Pepsi Concert
For real though when will this 90s nostalgia product resurrection kick bring back that sweet sweet pop tart cereal http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0c/7c/55/0c7c55f2cec2480305542a00fac22ed1.jpg I feel like it's right around the corner.
+4 |
July 27, 2016 on Salt-N-Pepa, Lisa Loeb, Biz Markie To Play Crystal Pepsi Concert
Smash Mouth isn't the worse part of this song, but that being said, not all songs benefit from lyric videos.
+13 |
July 26, 2016 on Behold Smash Mouth’s New EDM Song
So he talks to fish and then just kills them and brings them into the village? fucked up aquaman
+9 |
July 24, 2016 on The White Stripes’ “Icky Thump” Soundtracks First Justice League Trailer
Mostly just mindless cheers and bloody thirsty screams of a blind political system. Probably didn't make the right decisions this week. Watched all of that and literally didn't listen to any new music whatsoever.
+10 |
July 22, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Thought that was Miley at first. I can usually get some entertainment value out of an election like the nfl or nba playoffs that never have my team (DC sports), but this time around I'm just waiting for this election to be over like a playoff game with two teams I actively dislike except of the winner gets to be champion for the next 8 years...and they champion can ruin a lot of lives.
+5 |
July 19, 2016 on Lady Gaga To Play Next Week’s Democratic National Convention
Fall Out Fridays AlexisonFridays "Drink prices are an All Time Low" ...I don't know a lot of emo band names.
+5 |
July 19, 2016 on Taking Back Sunday Singer Blasts Emo Night Inspired By His Band: “Those Motherfuckers Owe Me Some Money”
Fun fact: the reason for the original break up was due to a similar tickling incident.
0 |
July 18, 2016 on Watch Axl Rose Tickle Slash During “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door” Guitar Solo
Exactly, it's probably one of his yachts, jokes on you.
0 |
July 15, 2016 on Calvin Harris To Taylor Swift: I Won’t Let You Bury Me Like Katy Perry
So since it's die and not kill is it more about choosing where in the order you'd die? Like I'd Ride Katy, Marry Taylor, and then I'd Die vs I'd Marry Taylor, Die, Then Ride Katy? Also in Fuck, Marry, Kill do you choose who you marry based on the assumption that you will never also fuck that person?
0 |
July 15, 2016 on Calvin Harris To Taylor Swift: I Won’t Let You Bury Me Like Katy Perry
I went to Roo from '08 through '13. It's absolutely my favorite festival. i usually prefer the line up to others because it is usually the most diverse in terms of genres, eras, and status of artists, but more it has the best atmosphere and a pretty good set up. It's crazy to me that Coachella doesn't even have late night sets and isn't automatically behind Roo in most people's rankings for that reason alone.
+2 |
July 15, 2016 on Bonnaroo Attendance Hit All-Time Low This Year
They really make me feel very negative feelings towards him and I didn't have anything against him before them. This seems like the perfect punishment for the Bon Jovi in the commercial...and I'm not sure how well i can separate the artist from the art in this case.
0 |
July 9, 2016 on Watch Poor Jon Bon Jovi Get Pressured To Sing “Livin’ On A Prayer” With Wedding Band
Just be glad it beat Superman Pooperman
0 |
July 7, 2016 on Batwings Catwings – “Totally Outrageous” Video
I don't where I stand on the whole separate art from artist argument, but it seems like even the strongest of supporters for that train of thought would merely still be a fan of Annie Hall and his other works and still wouldn't agree to work with the man on a daily basis to actively build on his free pass and success for him. Also the kind of gross thing is that now a days it seems like they do this not make a great movie or even make profit, but merely to have Woody, the artist, on their resume as a status symbol. So it's like they are saying, louder than in other cases, that even when looking at an artist as a person your admiration and respect for them should be determined by their status, you can be completely aware of who a person is, but as long as they can get away with it then it shouldn't matter.
+2 |
July 7, 2016 on Woody Allen Casts Justin Timberlake In His Next Movie
If you guys think your bothered by the success of this bland rapper, my brother is also a rapper from Gaithersburg who hasn't found such success so I have misguided and jealous bitterness thrown in there with those other feelings
0 |
July 7, 2016 on Meet Logic, Your New J. Cole
http://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-512481750-640x518.jpg Lawyer: "Everything you just said didn't make any sense" Suge: "Sue...Chris Brown...For Getting Shot...at my party" Lawyer: "We're not playing a game of Clue Suge, please quit plugging random names and situations into sentences and asking me to follow through on it" Suge:"..." Lawyer:"What is it?" Suge: "I miss Vanilla Ice"
+4 |
June 28, 2016 on Suge Knight Sues Chris Brown For Getting Shot At His Party
I'm doing this thing today where people say people aren't from America and I point out they are from the America's without making a real point. you should check out my earlier work here: http://www.stereogum.com/1883596/watch-carly-rae-jepsens-commercial-for-japanese-shampoo-moist-diane/video/
0 |
June 20, 2016 on Made In America 2016 Lineup
Rihanna is from Barbados, which is part of the Ameica's.
0 |
June 20, 2016 on Made In America 2016 Lineup
I don't want to ruin the joke too much by over explaining it, but this joke is a lot funnier when you apply the originally intended wordplay of the song title. Dying moist seems like it could be a pretty bad way to go http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b05a3c9a2d6c9fe41fc042572302384/tumblr_mrgltmN4T21sdo5dio1_r2_500.gif
0 |
June 20, 2016 on Watch Carly Rae Jepsen’s Commercial For Japanese Shampoo Moist Diane
Really though, Apple shouldn't get sued in the instance right? This band seems kind of like jingle writers and the guy the wrote it seems like it he doesn't really care about the song he was doing as you said just trying to recapture what he liked and what was popular about other songs. Seems like he might be understanding that he might have gotten close enough to have to pay a little or maybe he's just comfortable in his experience in this kind of thing enough to know he made did absolutely what he needed to do to avoid a legal case, but possibly to his chagrin, the times they always be a changin'.
+3 |
June 16, 2016 on Does This New Apple Commercial Rip Off Shamir?
That hype man was awful at being a hype man.
0 |
June 14, 2016 on Watch Aesop Rock & Yo La Tengo Perform Together On Colbert
Come on folks, it's not bad mouthing Neil. It's like when we make fun of Michael Jordan for having a hitler mustache, we aren't comparing his poor facial hair choices to committing genocide.
0 |
June 12, 2016 on Neil Young: “Fuck You, Donald Trump”
Kind of Trump-esque right?
+1 |
June 12, 2016 on Neil Young: “Fuck You, Donald Trump”
This is why Trump as the support he does.
+17 |
June 10, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Did I say you could talk, you bloody twat?-The New Radiohead album
+4 |
May 30, 2016 on Beth Orton Removes “1973” Video With Spray-Painted Joshua Tree