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Throw in the smell of a confused coke addict passed out in your daughters bed, mixed with the aroma of a grease-paint mustache and Val Kilmer in a velour track suit -- DOWNer for men. You're welcome, Diesel. I'll be waiting for check.

I could see this being the menu screen to an orientation DVD about starting your new life as a pederast.

You should see where he tried to rub his hand BEFORE they got out of the car. I'm referencing Clinton's genitals. W was going for the bulldog face of interest.

"Going the extra mile will definitely help you beat out Will Smith for the Swamp Thing reboot." -- Diddy's former agent.

Jesus was all about one thing: waking up at 10 and shaking the shit out of his elderly neighbors' house.