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Comments from nanalu

Kingmaker? Dreammaker.

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September 2, 2011 on This Week In GIFs

Remedial Talking to Attractive People Without Falling Over or Barfing

Naturally Pierce would be my study buddy.

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September 2, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Community: The Complete Second Season

I could not nope any harder if I were a machine of nopes.

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September 1, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

I can’t even really work up the energy to be mad at Lucas anymore. It’s like getting mad at a baby for spitting up all down the back of your shirt. Baby can’t help it! Just had too much milk. What I’m saying is, I think somebody needs a nap.

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September 1, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

In my fight to destroy the monster, I became the monster. The pale, ghoulish, secretly racist monster. Perhaps … it was always meant to be this way.

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August 30, 2011 on MORE SAND!

I’d like to see Ron Paul eaten by a lion. Sorry, I don’t have a punchline, just a lions-eating-jerks fetish. I am confident ‘fetish’ is the word I want to use.

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August 30, 2011 on MORE SAND!

Sadly, Jersey Shore netted a mere eight million viewers, and if that ain’t a tragedy, then Lysistrata’s a comedy. (Topical!)

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August 30, 2011 on Everyone In The World Watched The VMAs

Baby, I think you’ve had enough sand for today. I’m cutting you off.

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August 30, 2011 on MORE SAND!

I am extremely excited to watch Korean dramas without anyone knowing I am watching Korean dramas, until I start laughing very loudly when a lady gets leukemia from being hit by a car* and/or someone looks at the computer screen, which is in no way shielded or otherwise blocked off from any of my coworkers.

*Actual plot point in an actual Korean drama, but I feel obligated to note that most Korean dramas are not this ridiculous and in fact the car accident to leukemia ratio in kdramas these days is very reasonable and not at all comical.

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August 26, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: iFrogz Headphones!

You had me at catfish sex.

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August 26, 2011 on Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag

Honestly, he directed it at Emma Stone, but I feel like I need to get a restraining order over here.

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August 26, 2011 on Jim Carrey’s Message To Emma Stone Was A “Comical Love Letter,” Whatever The Hell THAT Even Means?!

I just made a new account because I forgot the password to my old account and, EVEN WORSE, I could not retrieve the password for my old account because I can’t access my original e-mail account /because I forgot the password to my e-mail./

So, what I’m saying here is, hahahahaha, you are so bad at the internet.

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August 26, 2011 on Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag

This is an excellent idea that you should definitely see through to its natural end (silently closing your browser and staring at the monitor, just staring, forever).

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August 26, 2011 on Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag

At the risk of being That Nerd, I would also like to note that the extremely excellent anime Monster is also available in its entirety on Netflix Instant. Because what could be less stressful than watching an involved, intense psychological thriller about the brutality of man, the fragile power of forgiveness, and horrible people setting libraries on fire while a hurricane reshapes the East Coast? I submit to you nothing. Nothing could be less stressful, except for maybe surfing in the Chesapeake Bay tomorrow night. (Please do not surf in the Chesapeake Bay tomorrow night.)

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August 26, 2011 on Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag