Howard Beale

Comments from Howard Beale

Moral Relativism and the Art of Off-The-Handle Flying with Det. Elliot Stabler (retired)
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September 6, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Television-Inspired College Courses
Forensic Science and the Art of Off-The-Handle Flying with Detective Elliot Stabler (retired)
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September 6, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Television-Inspired College Courses
1 lorry http://tinypic.com/r/2u5cec3/5
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August 1, 2013 on Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch’s Actor’s Studio
"Where I come from, sex gods are called lorries." - Benetruck Lorrybatch
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July 31, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A “Sex God”
Is this thread suddenly for people who missed last night's Community?
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March 16, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
I read this in a Leno voice and it was perfect.
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December 2, 2011 on High School Students Force Michele Bachmann To Rest Her Case
Right? I hate Tom Brady but I hate this father even more because the first thing the kid says is "Don't videofilm me." C'mon Dad! Have the decency to trim that out before uploading so I can experience my schadenfreude without ethical distraction.
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December 1, 2011 on I Hate Tom Brady
Bizarro James Lipton
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May 24, 2011 on How To Tie Your Shoes Like A Genius
I think by abandoning you on the side of the highway, your birth father was actually setting you up for a re-enactment of Elizabethtown. After he dies and you run a footwear company into the ground, get ready for a music-fueled roadtrip! .
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May 12, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Notsewfast
"BRRRRAAAAACO" - Inception score
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April 13, 2011 on Meet Braco, Be Changed
Sorry Braco but MoMA beat you to it... http://i56.tinypic.com/20ii1bk.jpg
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April 13, 2011 on Meet Braco, Be Changed
http://i56.tinypic.com/2gvts0n.jpg Apparently in jail... and proud.
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April 6, 2011 on The Sixth Month Break Is Over!
"Due to the fact that there is an ongoing investigation about this, and there is alot of hate and negativity being posted here, I am going to close the comments on this post." - Charlie Todd in the comments section of his IE post "The biggest trick Charlie Todd ever pulled was closing the comments before anyone could call shenanigans." - Me
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April 1, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL’S PRANKS!
How are they going to explain Hurley's tattoos???
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April 1, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL’S PRANKS!
"Socialization is Evil!" - Me (dodging spit wads, making friends)
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March 30, 2011 on “Crying For America” Is Not A Good Song!
"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store." - Fox News
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March 26, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
What does this have to do with urine?!?
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March 24, 2011 on A New Captain America Trailer, You Guys
http://i54.tinypic.com/263y53p.jpg
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March 21, 2011 on The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Trailer, You Guys
On the new season of 30 Days, Morgan Spurlock attempts to live for a month as a documentary filmmaker. Fish-out-of-water hilarity ensues.
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March 21, 2011 on The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Trailer, You Guys
Upvote for item #1... one of my favorite jokes.
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March 14, 2011 on What is the HTML for “Vomit”?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles
http://i53.tinypic.com/2dutt4.jpg
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March 10, 2011 on Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad
I bet she plays a mean game of Would You Rather...
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December 15, 2010 on A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion
We'll hunt her. We'll condemn her. Set the dogs on her. Because that's what needs to happen.
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December 14, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow Honored With Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame For Some Reason
Just imagine what secrets he'd reveal if you also convinced him he was talking to Clarence Clemons!
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November 5, 2010 on The Liar Card: For The Creep Who Has Everything
Some men just want to watch the world rook to queen's pawn.
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October 28, 2010 on Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses
Seth's +1 is actually just another one of his shitty voices.
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October 27, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Antoine Dogson