Howard Beale

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Moral Relativism and the Art of Off-The-Handle Flying with Det. Elliot Stabler (retired)

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September 6, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Television-Inspired College Courses

Forensic Science and the Art of Off-The-Handle Flying with Detective Elliot Stabler (retired)

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September 6, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Television-Inspired College Courses

“Where I come from, sex gods are called lorries.” – Benetruck Lorrybatch

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July 31, 2013 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Benedict Cumberbatch Is A “Sex God”

Is this thread suddenly for people who missed last night’s Community?

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March 16, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

I read this in a Leno voice and it was perfect.

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December 2, 2011 on High School Students Force Michele Bachmann To Rest Her Case

Right? I hate Tom Brady but I hate this father even more because the first thing the kid says is “Don’t videofilm me.” C’mon Dad! Have the decency to trim that out before uploading so I can experience my schadenfreude without ethical distraction.

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December 1, 2011 on I Hate Tom Brady

Bizarro James Lipton

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May 24, 2011 on How To Tie Your Shoes Like A Genius

I think by abandoning you on the side of the highway, your birth father was actually setting you up for a re-enactment of Elizabethtown. After he dies and you run a footwear company into the ground, get ready for a music-fueled roadtrip! .

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May 12, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Notsewfast

“BRRRRAAAAACO” – Inception score

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April 13, 2011 on Meet Braco, Be Changed

Sorry Braco but MoMA beat you to it…

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April 13, 2011 on Meet Braco, Be Changed

Agreed.

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April 11, 2011 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Sidney Lumet


Apparently in jail… and proud.

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April 6, 2011 on The Sixth Month Break Is Over!

“Due to the fact that there is an ongoing investigation about this, and there is alot of hate and negativity being posted here, I am going to close the comments on this post.” – Charlie Todd in the comments section of his IE post

“The biggest trick Charlie Todd ever pulled was closing the comments before anyone could call shenanigans.” – Me

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April 1, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL’S PRANKS!

How are they going to explain Hurley’s tattoos???

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April 1, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL’S PRANKS!

“Socialization is Evil!” – Me (dodging spit wads, making friends)

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March 30, 2011 on “Crying For America” Is Not A Good Song!

“Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store.” – Fox News

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March 26, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

What does this have to do with urine?!?

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March 24, 2011 on A New Captain America Trailer, You Guys